Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[NorthLoop 14183]

Jagermeister commercial with Post Malone. I guess I'm just shocked that Jagermeister is still in business. 

[Underdog 28585]

The chewing gum ad with the dude in his girlfriend’s bedroom full of dolls and her sitting next to him with the same stare is both creepy and funny to me. 

Edited February 12, 2022 by Underdog

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Any hope the Super Bowl ads aren't going to be God-awful?  As a Cowboy fan, I've pretty much resigned myself to the idea that the Super Bowl is for the ads; however, they seem to get worse every year.  /get off my lawn!  It'd be nice if we could, at least, get past the preachiness of the last few years.

[Your Mom 4805]

New Geico commercial, not particularly stupid nor memorable for any reason, but I kept trying to figure out where I've seen that dude...

Spoiler

Krazy 8

 

[XYZ 2154]

39 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

New Geico commercial, not particularly stupid nor memorable for any reason, but I kept trying to figure out where I've seen that dude...

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Krazy 8

 

Wow, an interracial couple in a TV ad. That’s never been done before.

[ztejas 43414]

6 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Wow, an interracial couple in a TV ad. That’s never been done before.

I keep seeing ads where interracial couples have kids that are all over the place. There's an ATT ad where the parents are white and black and the kids look Mexican. There's another ad where the parents are white and black and the daughter is totally white and the son is mixed. 

I wish they'd start fucking with us and have like 2 black parents with 3 ginger kids. Or an Indian couple and their kids look Chinese. Like stuff that wouldn't make sense even if you were thinking "oh well maybe they adopted". 

[XYZ 2154]

I find it odd that they got Halle Berry to play Cleopatra in the Caesar’s ad, and she doesn’t even say a word.

[Hate 20107]

I find it odd that they got Halle Berry to play Cleopatra in the Caesar’s ad, and she doesn’t even say a word.

She doesn’t need to.

[Longhornstampede 3181]

On 2/8/2022 at 2:58 PM, Hate said:

The Chevy commercial with the guy almost rear ending a taco truck while they talk about what's for dinner...in what world does the woman not immediately start yelling at her husband for almost killing them? 

Have you noticed how she says she had sushi the day before, yet says she doesn't like seafood when he suggests it?

[Longhornstampede 3181]

And what the fuck is that annoying fucking song in the Medusa commercial? Bing bong, fing fong, king kong, ping pong, yada yada yada.

Yeah I'm telling at clouds!

 

 

Edited February 12, 2022 by Longhornstampede

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Texas toast. 

[Deej 76756]

20 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm just shocked that Jagermeister is still in business.

There's no end of stupid college students. 

[smuggs 9353]

I am a fan of Mattress Mack but I can’t understand a fucking word the guy is saying.

[Prepuce of Doom 21057]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

There's no end of stupid college students. 

Jaegermeister nights almost always have a story to go with it. 

[Underdog 28585]

We all agree that Dr Irina Ganzman DMD would get drilled by all of us, right? 
 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I keep seeing ads where interracial couples have kids that are all over the place. There's an ATT ad where the parents are white and black and the kids look Mexican. There's another ad where the parents are white and black and the daughter is totally white and the son is mixed. 

I wish they'd start fucking with us and have like 2 black parents with 3 ginger kids. Or an Indian couple and their kids look Chinese. Like stuff that wouldn't make sense even if you were thinking "oh well maybe they adopted". 

Lol.  There's one where it's a gay black dude and a gay white dude.  Their kids are mixed.  Either the couple or the ad agency really overplotted this.

[Longhornstampede 3181]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

We all agree that Dr Irina Ganzman DMD would get drilled by all of us, right? 
 

 

I'd fill a cavity or two...

[HornOnTheBayou 8919]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

We all agree that Dr Irina Ganzman DMD would get drilled by all of us, right? 
 

 

9 out of 10 dentists would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and call her again.

[RPM 26318]

11 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Have you noticed how she says she had sushi the day before, yet says she doesn't like seafood when he suggests it?

And I garunfuckingtee you she ordered a fish taco.

[Bama Llama 1450]

Why do ad execs think anyone wants to see an actor stuff a glob of food as big as a cabbage into their wide open mouth?  I’m talking to you, Taco Bell, Carl’s Jr., Hardee’s, Arby’s, McD, BK, DiGiorno’sfolditsidewaysupmyass.

[elfenix 34227]

[RPM 26318]

7 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Carl’s Jr., Hardee’s,

They are by far the worst offenders. Shame really because their burgers are legit without all the bullshit added.

[Beau Vine 54209]

On 2/11/2022 at 8:39 PM, NorthLoop said:

Jagermeister commercial with Post Malone. I guess I'm just shocked that Jagermeister is still in business. 

They played that literally every commercial break during the hockey game I was watching the other night.  I was ready to kill that fat stupid-looking mofo by the end of the 2nd period.

[Underdog 28585]

The fuck is a Post Malone?  I know of a Moses Malone, Sam Malone, Karl Malone, got no clue on a Post Malone. 

[PantsTent 2002]

Larry David ad wins. Or Selma Hayek’s tits.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

Yeah- Larry David was awesome. The thing is, i have no recollection of what that was an ad for.

 

Paul Rudd/Seth Rogan lays add was good too.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Wasn’t the Larry David ad one of the crypto companies?

[McCroskey 1504]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wasn’t the Larry David ad one of the crypto companies?

Yes.  I laft

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

I've never seen a second of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I may have to give it a go.  I was crying last night when showing this ad to my family. 

"I've got 10 forks right here baby!"

"It's too faur!  It's faur!"

[XYZ 2154]

The salesforce ad with Matthew checks all the woke boxes: being “green”, interracial couple, and black woman with big hair.

Ever since Derka posted that collage of screenshots of black women with the big hair, I now notice them in pretty much every ad.

[Texzilla58 4732]

I've never seen a second of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I may have to give it a go.  I was crying last night when showing this ad to my family. 
"I've got 10 forks right here baby!"
"It's too faur!  It's faur!"

The first seasons are perfection. The last three not so much.

[royiv 9275]

Crypto.com needs to be punished for their commercials. First the Matt Damon one and now the shitty Lebron one that they show every fucking break today.

[Deej 76756]

On 2/15/2022 at 10:35 PM, Texzilla58 said:

The first seasons are perfection. The last three not so much.

If you didn't enjoy the "Larry's Lattes" season, then I don't know what to tell you. 

[Texzilla58 4732]

If you didn't enjoy the "Larry's Lattes" season, then I don't know what to tell you. 

Larry hasn’t been funny since he divorced Cheryl. She was such a perfect foil to him. Now she’s just another version of Susie, and he’s an old fuck living with fucking JB Smoove. Larry’s Lattes was a bad story arc, almost as bad as the Maria Sophia arc.

[closetohumping 17437]

Don't care if already mentioned because it's worth mentioning again, but that Doritos commercial with Chance and the Back street boys is awful, and weird.  Awfully weird.

[Texzilla58 4732]

I wonder how many folks will get their ass beaten because they believed the Jim Beam spot proclaiming everyone is welcome at any place selling their whiskey.

[Fatleg 0]

Fuck these piece of shit Nurx commercials!  They're fucking repulsive

Edited February 25, 2022 by Fatleg

[HenryJames 66038]

 

“I made lasagna!”

[Underdog 28585]

“Remember, fun is always in your hand” - Sharon Stone.  
 

Thanks for the tip, Sharon.  BTW, add ol Shar to the hard up for cash list. 

[HenryJames 66038]

[shadow_operative 15932]

the "oh no. oh no. oh no no no." song was already my least favorite/most hated song ever, and now they've gone and put it in an ad that airs during every single commercial break if the tourney. fucking great. 😡 

[NorthLoop 14183]

32 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

the "oh no. oh no. oh no no no." song was already my least favorite/most hated song ever, and now they've gone and put it in an ad that airs during every single commercial break if the tourney. fucking great. 😡 

Another annoying tiktok song that got taken by commercials

[shadow_operative 15932]

49 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Another annoying tiktok song that got taken by commercials

people should be shot for subjecting us to this bullshit. 

[ztejas 43414]

I want this guy dead.

[Dennis Taylor 18811]

The ATT commercials with Matt Stafford and Coach K with suddenly slender again Lilly aren't tricking me. Some sort of sorcery going on there. You don't ever see both peoples faces in the same shot

[DougO 5243]

48 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The ATT commercials with Matt Stafford and Coach K with suddenly slender again Lilly aren't tricking me. Some sort of sorcery going on there. You don't ever see both peoples faces in the same shot

Yep, 60 pounds lighter and 20 years younger Lily, and lots of backs of heads of doubles.

[Beau Vine 54209]

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

I want this guy dead.

Yet another commercial that portrays its customers as complete morons.  I don't get that?

[DougO 5243]

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yet another commercial that portrays its customers as complete morons.  I don't get that?

Like the Sonic commercials, especially the one with the fat couple eating bacon burgers and making fun of each other for being fat slobs eating bacon and making strange noises.

[Baboontyme 2809]

Cousin Greg is awesome. No shade here. 

[Tylerocks 2553]

this motherfucker, right here.