Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Underdog 28,804]

11 hours ago, DougO said:

Like the Sonic commercials, especially the one with the fat couple eating bacon burgers and making fun of each other for being fat slobs eating bacon and making strange noises.

That’s just a black version of the wife and me. 

[Beau Vine 54,471]

[PantsTent 2,002]

Makes you want to strangle somebody with a bike lock? Poor Krazy-8.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

Dumbass Buick ads that try to guilt you because you didn't see some random chick sports highlight.  Sorry I missed the 2015 women's hockey championship, but I didn't watch the men's championship either.  

[Scary Stranger 1,715]

No matter how much these commercials want me to care about women’s sports, I don’t.

[Mo Horn 8,855]

On 3/17/2022 at 11:41 PM, Beau Vine said:

Yet another commercial that portrays its customers as complete morons.  I don't get that?

Don't know if it's a great marketing strategy, but they're not wrong.

[Billy Pilgrim 1,985]

AT&T commercials with Lilly continue to get worse and worse. Her shit is played out and they need to move on.

[Billy Pilgrim 1,985]

Am I supposed to know who the other people are in the Corona commercial with Devin Booker and Vince Cater?

[Underdog 28,804]

Owen Wilson and Courtney Cox

[Baboontyme 2,828]

The Lily thing has gotten outrageous. It's almost like they are trying to make a caricature out of the green screen/Lily is AI movement. I'm here for it, whatever it is. 

[RPM 26,365]

11 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

AT&T commercials with Lilly continue to get worse and worse. Her shit is played out and they need to move on.

Oh, you want a lawsuit for fat/age/sex shaming?

[AUS-97HORN 11,824]

they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    Let her be in a few commercials so shes still officially the spokeswoman,  but tone down her role significantly,  which means she no longer makes the money she made as a full time spokeswoman and either she quits. or you get her down to 1 or 2 bits a year. 

you could also call it the Shaka Smart treatment

[Hate 20,149]

this motherfucker, right here.
 

All of their commercials suck. The one with that weird dude stretching is even worse.

[DougO 5,256]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    Let her be in a few commercials so shes still officially the spokeswoman,  but tone down her role significantly,  which means she no longer makes the money she made as a full time spokeswoman and either she quits. or you get her down to 1 or 2 bits a year. 

you could also call it the Shaka Smart treatment

It looks like they are already phasing her out and introducing a new version. I've seen a couple of recent ones that look like modern Lily after fat camp, but still looking rough. The writing was on the wall when they were recycling 20 year old Lily re-edited CGI versions. Her contract must be running out.

[DougO 5,256]

Fuck AT&T anyway. Their spokesman should be a poorly connected nasal phone voice with an unintelligible random accent.

[Texzilla58 4,745]

they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    Let her be in a few commercials so shes still officially the spokeswoman,  but tone down her role significantly,  which means she no longer makes the money she made as a full time spokeswoman and either she quits. or you get her down to 1 or 2 bits a year. 
you could also call it the Shaka Smart treatment

I’d love to know the behind the scenes on Flo and the development of the character and ecosystem. I love those spots and how they have new layers; Flo visiting her sister is funny in the latest one.

[mr. sunshine 2,833]

10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I’d love to know the behind the scenes on Flo and the development of the character and ecosystem. I love those spots and how they have new layers; Flo visiting her sister is funny in the latest one.

I liked this one 

 

[ztejas 43,549]

22 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Am I supposed to know who the other people are in the Corona commercial with Devin Booker and Vince Cater?

I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

[Okie State 3,848]

I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

I assumed she probably had something to do with UConn women's basketball, but didn't care enough to Google it.

[AUS-97HORN 11,824]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

 

3 minutes ago, Okie State said:

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

I assumed she probably had something to do with UConn women's basketball, but didn't care enough to Google it.

you 2 are clearly the problem with why no one on the planet gives a fuck about womens athletics.    your penance is to watch the Buick all audio no video commercials reminding you that NO ONE FUCKING WATCHES THEIR SHIT, for 3 straight days.

 

then you will learn your lesson give these clearly exceptional women their due. 

[mr. sunshine 2,833]

38 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

you 2 are clearly the problem with why no one on the planet gives a fuck about womens athletics.    your penance is to watch the Buick all audio no video commercials reminding you that NO ONE FUCKING WATCHES THEIR SHIT, for 3 straight days.

 

then you will learn your lesson give these clearly exceptional women their due. 

The only thing I’ve learned from these commercials is that they still make Buicks

[Eskimohorn 5,644]

Your next computer is not a computer. Fuck you Apple!

[ztejas 43,549]

The Kevin Hart "whaaaat" Sirius commercial. 

Who the fuck green lit this piece of shit.

[Dennis Taylor 18,882]

On 3/18/2022 at 9:16 PM, Scary Stranger said:

No matter how much these commercials want me to care about women’s sports, I don’t.

The commercial says they get 10% of the coverage...thats because of something called "ratings"

[Texzilla58 4,745]

The commercial says they get 10% of the coverage...thats because of something called "ratings"

But only 3% of viewers.

[Dennis Taylor 18,882]

5 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

But only 3% of viewers.

Right, they're already getting a disproportionate amount of coverage. Hell the wnba would have gone bankrupt a month into their first season if the NBA didn't 'subsidize ' it...are the wnba players grateful? Nope, they demand higher salaries....

[RPM 26,365]

I made lasagna!

[Vito Andolini 9,134]

Under no circumstance have I ever thought of AT&T Lily and Zooey Deschanel as being similar. 

[Underdog 28,804]

Thought that was her, Isthe other one Rosario Dawson?

Edited March 21, 2022 by Underdog

[elfenix 34,341]

i do it every night

do these people only have one plate, one fork, and one knife?!?!

[Beau Vine 54,471]

21 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The commercial says they get 10% of the coverage...thats because of something called "ratings"

I wonder if Buick pays the same amount for a commercial on the men's and women's tournament?  If not, they're part of the "problem."

[DougO 5,256]

21 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

But only 3% of viewers.

And 2 1/2 percent are only watching for the one hot chick that's playing.

[Dennis Taylor 18,882]

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder if Buick pays the same amount for a commercial on the men's and women's tournament?  If not, they're part of the "problem."

Shhhh!

 - Buick, proud supporters of women's sports (if the price is right)

[Prepuce of Doom 21,110]

On 3/20/2022 at 4:35 PM, ztejas said:

I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

He should also recognize Snoop Dogg. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

On 3/20/2022 at 11:56 PM, RPM said:

I made lasagna!

I'm going to do my best to boycott every product that insists on putting fat, gross whale chicks or a screaming Kevin Hart on my TV.

[Deej 76,972]

You could just say Kevin Hart, since screaming is his normal voice. He's an even smaller Stephen A. Smith.

[NorthLoop 14,254]

That chick in the Army commercial runs like she has a pine cone stuck in her cooter. 

[Hate 20,149]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

That chick in the Army commercial runs like she has a pine cone stuck in her cooter. 

[Incredulity 11,683]

Lamelo Ball AT&T commercial can DIAF

[Michael Knight 12,997]

On 3/17/2022 at 4:09 PM, ztejas said:

I want this guy dead.

Fuck you cousin Greg is amazing

[ztejas 43,549]

16 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Fuck you cousin Greg is amazing

I want the iteration of that actor that plays in that commercial to never return again. I'm sure he's a stand up guy outside of being cast in atrocious uber eats marketing campaigns. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,939]

Opposite of hate.

 

[Underdog 28,804]

On 3/26/2022 at 12:05 AM, Incredulity said:

Lamelo Ball AT&T commercial can DIAF

And for bringing his clown dad along for the ride. 

[Baboontyme 2,828]

On 3/26/2022 at 2:08 AM, ztejas said:

I want the iteration of that actor that plays in that commercial to never return again. I'm sure he's a stand up guy outside of being cast in atrocious uber eats marketing campaigns. 

Succession. Check it out if you haven't. Show may not be for you but Cousin Greg is a beacon of light. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,824]

Holy fucking shit....

 

I was just watching the end of the COTA Nascar race and they showed a car owner who I immeidately thought looked like the smarmy fucking pitchman from the gutter cleaning commercials...

 

and it fucking turns out that cocksucker *IS the Smarmy fuck*... Matt Kaulig

[Newdoc 3,453]

+1 for Uner Eats people eating crap like scotch tape. Some ad agency got paid a lot of money for this “genius” idea.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

On 3/20/2022 at 10:20 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    

Um, Lilly spending too much time in the pasture grazing seems to be the real problem.

 

Also, why does Sarah Levy have her living room drapes open to the street while sleeping at 4am?  Who does that?  Converted to Dutch Calvinism?

Edited March 31, 2022 by clapclapclap
Maybe Lilly ate too much 4am french toast?

[Scary Stranger 1,715]

Nobody cares about Sue Bird. Nobody.

[Dennis Taylor 18,882]

4 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Nobody cares about Sue Bird. Nobody.

If you have to say the person's name in the commercial, they aren't that famous 

[ztejas 43,549]

6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

If you have to say the person's name in the commercial, they aren't that famous 

Yeah but she was part of an undefeated UConn team! UConn has only done that six times!