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Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah but she was part of an undefeated UConn team! UConn has only done that six times! 

Kinda like a couple weeks ago when some ESPN sjw was complaining about the lack of attention and in the background you could see the score was 44-4 at halftime sam winchester yawn GIF

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Not worth it's own thread, but good for opposite day here.  Yes, the commercial is worth a view:

Bert Rodriguez’s company Visual Presentations, based in Dallas, produced the series, with Rodriguez himself acting as director. The campaign features a truck driver named C. W. McCall, played by Dallas actor Jim Finlayson, and a waitress named Mavis Davis, played by Dallas actress Jean McBride Capps.

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3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Wow, Taco Bell. I didn't think it was possible to make the idea of Asian lesbians unappealing, but you did it. Great job!

Haha watching the Twolves game? I literally came here to post this. This was the precursor to two girls one cup I believe. 

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10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do y'all think Steph is hitting that tight little gymnast ass behind the Subway counter? Giving her his own MVP parmesan vinaigrette?

Slow down there, Jared. 

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Do y'all think Steph is hitting that tight little gymnast ass behind the Subway counter? Giving her his own MVP parmesan vinaigrette?

She’s engaged to NFL player Jonathan Owens. Gonna say no.
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11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm pretty sure she's getting dicked on the regular from this guy

Flo from Progressive on Twitter: "It's my birthday and Flo is giving me the  computer controls! Ask me anything! - Jamie #AMA https://t.co/PeTqCObB5j" /  Twitter

I think she's probably the one doing the dicking in that relationship.

NTTAWWT.

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On 4/12/2022 at 10:07 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Wow, Taco Bell. I didn't think it was possible to make the idea of Asian lesbians in bed with each other unappealing, but you did it. Great job!

I fucking hate the style of glasses that the one girl is wearing. Just totally stupid looking. 

A colleague of mine (30ish female) showed up wearing those once and my opinion of her character plummeted. 

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The Sonic kitchen commercials. That chirpy hyper happy voice in a slamming kitchen. “Adding cheese!” “Cake batter going in!” “Order up!”

That shit ain’t right. I want to reach through the tv and strangle the dude with a bucket of chili cheese tots.

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15 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The Sonic kitchen commercials. That chirpy hyper happy voice in a slamming kitchen. “Adding cheese!” “Cake batter going in!” “Order up!”

That shit ain’t right. I want to reach through the tv and strangle the dude with a bucket of chili cheese tots.

It doesn't irritate me but I chuckle at the concept. Should be way more "uhhh ay bruh where the fuck the cookie dough pieces at?"

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On 4/12/2022 at 4:16 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Seat geek talking ass commercials.  Also, most appropriate for the thread title.

The hyphen placement in the title has always bothered me. 

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On 4/14/2022 at 8:48 PM, RPM said:

I've worked at Sonic. That's not how shit goes down. @ztejas is much more accurate.

You mean they aren’t yelling “yeah chef!” all the time?

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Much like the kid, I like turtles. I really want them to persevere. I do. 

But come the fuck on Kia. Buy a Kia so you can comb the beach for trash and save the turtles by the moonlight. Amazing.  

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Suzy says i'll pass on VR, it's for gamer nerds.

 

Then she describes some of the geekiest sounding activity ever and is like ....thats for gamer nerds??

 

Yes bitch! All that shit you just said is nerdy as fuck!

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That travel commercial with that guy seems non-ragey enough until they start that shitty song at the end "I'd go the whole wide world! I'd go the whole wide world!..."

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25 minutes ago, DougO said:

That travel commercial with that guy seems non-ragey enough until they start that shitty song at the end "I'd go the whole wide world! I'd go the whole wide world!..."

And I was just thinking what a glorious time we live in when I can hear Wreckless Eric and Sparks in commercials..

 

 

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On 4/28/2022 at 9:25 PM, UTCzech III said:

And I was just thinking what a glorious time we live in when I can hear Wreckless Eric and Sparks in commercials..

 

 

I'm with @DougO that first song is grating once you've heard that ad multiple times but dear fucking God that 2nd song is atrocious. Pretty sure the amount of drugs I'd need for that to be listenable would kill me. 

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Customer is smart enough to make an online order at UberEats...

but too dumb not to eat soap or tape.

SMDH.

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This new Jared commercial about this chick who got sick after her marriage and her husband got some ring for her. blah blah blah blah blah.  Fuck off, from all the people who didn't survive or had the money to buy some bullshit pointless ring.  Fuck you.

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On 4/28/2022 at 9:57 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

"Arby's. We got the meats."

Arby's is now selling wings...how many times have they tried to reinvent themselves? There's one 5 minutes from me and I can't remember the last time I saw more than 5 cars there. No idea how they stay open

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Arby's is now selling wings...how many times have they tried to reinvent themselves? There's one 5 minutes from me and I can't remember the last time I saw more than 5 cars there. No idea how they stay open

I like Arby’s when I eat there. However I rarely eat at one since there is not one on my usual driving path nor close to my house. I do eat at the one in the ATL airport if I am in a hurry.

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"do you think any of us will look back at our lives and regret the things we didn't buy?"

uh, yeah, i do think that. almost universally. i wish i'd had that insurance; wish i'd had that dash cam; wish i'd bought that amazon stock when it was an online bookstore. 

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On 5/1/2022 at 12:03 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Arby's is now selling wings...how many times have they tried to reinvent themselves? There's one 5 minutes from me and I can't remember the last time I saw more than 5 cars there. No idea how they stay open

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