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I used to like Molly Shannon.   Or at least I didnt have a visceral reaction to seeing her face and listening to her voice.

 

This new fucking Lending Tree ad campaign has completely changed that opinion in 2-3 showings.

 

I really dont understand why in the holy fuck ad execs love to focus on the worst 3 accents in the history of America.

BawStun

ANY of the 5 Burroughs of New Yawk City

and anyone from the unholy state of New Jawsey

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On 7/20/2022 at 6:11 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Here you go.  300 pounders, trannies, a chick with one leg?  All in one 30 second Target ad.

 

 

The one-legged chick ranks pretty high among that class.

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Fuck all pharmaceutical product ads. If cigarette ads are taboo, these certainly should be. They are video pollution of the worst sort and impair the health of the viewer. If I need meds I’ll get an Rx. I’m sick of hearing all the disclaimer language. Shit, where’s my Xanax?

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Fuck all pharmaceutical product ads. If cigarette ads are taboo, these certainly should be. They are video pollution of the worst sort and impair the health of the viewer. If I need meds I’ll get an Rx. I’m sick of hearing all the disclaimer language. Shit, where’s my Xanax?

Why aren’t prescription drug ads illegal? Because these motherfucking drug companies have paid off every cocksucker in Congress. Same fucking reason weed is still federally illegal. Goddam Parliament of Whores the lot of them. At the very least, in clear language, prior to the disclaimer, the retail price of the drug should be announced, both by the narrator and every actor that speaks.

“Honey I’ve got toenail fungus!” “Have you tried Dickletts? It’s only $1200 per treatment!” Only $1200 but if I get a Pfizer face tattoo it’s only $900!”
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A dear friend of mine suffers from various heart ailments and has lost immediate family to cancer. My friend literally has to mute these ads to endure network TV. Bumpuses! Sonsabitches!

And don’t get me started on fuckin Prevagen. Another friend, this one 80-plus and shut-in, with TV her only source of entertainment, felt that her memory was slipping. Saw Prevagen ads, thought, “Maybe it will help me.” Got an Rx and began taking Prevagen. Started having major hallucinations; saw scary creatures coming in her windows, appearing in and emerging from mirrors, climbing over furniture, all relentlessly coming after her. She fell trying to get away, ended up concussed with broken ribs, ER, long rehab, ultimately to reside in a piss poor assisted living barn. Bastages!

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On 8/6/2022 at 4:44 AM, Bama Llama said:

Fuck all pharmaceutical product ads. If cigarette ads are taboo, these certainly should be. They are video pollution of the worst sort and impair the health of the viewer. If I need meds I’ll get an Rx. I’m sick of hearing all the disclaimer language. Shit, where’s my Xanax?

Insane 

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On 7/28/2022 at 11:02 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

This makes zero fucking sense.

"Ok guys - I thought our offer was quite reasonable but Genesis declined, so let's pay Asia to perform In Too Deep  on this Kotex campaign."

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what in the holy fuck is going on with Camp Lejune?

 

I understand there was contamination on the base, but its 35+ years later since it was semi-resolved.

In the last 2 weeks I have seen at least no fewer than FOUR different lawyer ambulance chaser ads on national television begging folks who lived or worked at the base from the 50s to late 80s to call them. 

I have also seen targeted ads on google, youtube and even gotten a few junk emails mentioning this fucking possible settlement. 

The only lawyer I havent seen jumping on the bandwagon is our own stick-up-his-ass T J  H. 

 

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On 8/30/2022 at 4:22 PM, PRONG HORN said:

 

For gross chicks who wear white tank tops.  

 

 

 

"My brother's teacher was in his phone. She lost her job because of it."

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This dwarven Mickey Mouse ho screaming about milk. And they run the commercial back-to-back so you get to hear her fucking shriek two times in a row, WTF.

 

 

 

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On 8/31/2022 at 11:58 AM, RPM said:

Were you ever at Camp Lejeune? Ever? Like drive past the place or know someone that did?

 

On 8/31/2022 at 3:01 PM, RamjetFDO said:

If you did, then ...

lol

3 weeks ago I said the same shit

 

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This dwarven Mickey Mouse ho screaming about milk. And they run the commercial back-to-back so you get to hear her fucking shriek two times in a row, WTF.
 
 
 

Her voice is like getting stabbed in the brain. Who thought she should be on a platform where she could be heard?
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Not really a ‘fuck this commercial’ post, but wholly furk did Jon Hamm hire Baker Mayfield or Pat Mahomes’ agent?  Dude is everywhere all of the sudden, not that it is a bad thing.

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3 hours ago, slorch said:

Not really a ‘fuck this commercial’ post, but wholly furk did Jon Hamm hire Baker Mayfield or Pat Mahomes’ agent?  Dude is everywhere all of the sudden, not that it is a bad thing.

He's got a Fletch sequel coming out

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Not really a ‘fuck this commercial’ post, but wholly furk did Jon Hamm hire Baker Mayfield or Pat Mahomes’ agent?  Dude is everywhere all of the sudden, not that it is a bad thing.

I love his spots with Flo
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“Down there care” with Cottonelle toilet paper.
 

Two coyly smiling young people on a couch, scooting closer, ready to shed clothing and probe each other’s genitals for the first time.

”Before we go any further, excuse me just for one sec… I need one final attempt to wipe the crust off of my filthy balloon knot before you go sniffing around back there.”

 

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On 9/3/2022 at 10:40 AM, shadow_operative said:

speaking of the preferred archetype of the black woman, they even use that exact archetype when they draw these hoes on schlotzky's cups:

Nice blatant racism there. 

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hey [mention=1330]WhatTheBuck[/mention]- how do you figure that me shining a light on the lack of diversity among black women in advertising makes me a "blatant racist"? 

Nothing to see here. Blatant misogyny, not racism. Clears Surly censors
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7 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

hey @WhatTheBuck- how do you figure that me shining a light on the lack of diversity among black women in advertising makes me a "blatant racist"? 

 

If anyone is racist its the people making these commercials that assume that only 1 type of black woman will be successful connecting with consumers.

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