Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Guest]

On 3/16/2023 at 9:49 PM, UTCzech III said:

Let’s just go ahead and add every commercial during the NCAA tournament.  I don’t care how good they are, after seeing them a million times, you will hate them.  Already done with ATT Lily, she even looks like she hates being in these pieces of shit.  The Capital One commercials get stupider every year.  Feel free to add your “favorites”.

The Capital One commercials are the equivalent to walking into an enormous, gaudy casino. You know it's all built on fleecing people from their money.

They make so much off people's late credit card payments that they can afford Jennifer Garner, Magic Johnson, Spike Lee, Samuel Jackson, Barkley and Jim Nantz? What a slap in the fucking face.

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

Whatever that "song" is on the taco bell commercial makes me want to break the TV.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,065]

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Whatever that "song" is on the taco bell commercial makes me want to break the TV.

Agreed. And it makes me feel old as shit to feel that way. 

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Modelo warns us not to attempt homemade tortillas while continuing to ruin the appeal of The Ecstasy of Gold. 

[RomaVicta 29,905]

6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Beef jerky is a perfectly cromulent bathroom snack. 

Jack Links, where cromulence and feculence meet. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,812]

On 3/16/2023 at 9:49 PM, UTCzech III said:

Let’s just go ahead and add every commercial during the NCAA tournament.  I don’t care how good they are, after seeing them a million times, you will hate them.  Already done with ATT Lily, she even looks like she hates being in these pieces of shit.  The Capital One commercials get stupider every year.  Feel free to add your “favorites”.

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

[Deej 76,759]

19 hours ago, Covri said:

 

I was at a work dinner and saw it on a corner tv in the restaurant and was like wtf, needless to say I had to point it out to the table lol

 

 

 

[Underdog 28,611]

15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

B: 4,1

F: 2,3

[Beau Vine 54,211]

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

Too oily.  WNB.

[Scary Stranger 1,714]

Talks to herself. Crazy. WNB.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,065]

I like to pretend that LeBron actually is good friends with an anthropomorphic crab. 

[ztejas 43,418]

23 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

Talks to herself. Crazy. WNB.

Also she seems a little self-assured and cunty. Like one of your friends wives that doesn't let him do anything fun.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,921]

46 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

Yep.

But holy hell, the Capital One commercials are getting worse and worse. Samuel L. Jackson and Charles Barkley are funny and personable entertainers. It should not be hard to make amusing commercials with those two.

So why is Spike Lee reffing a women's basketball game? Why is he playing along with the joke by putting glasses on? How did they sneak in giant signs with pictures of cell phones and eye exam charts? None of this makes any damn sense.

And why the fuck did you bring Willie Nelson into your shittastic commercials? 

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

51 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

except if you notice the little disclaimer at the beginning, that commercial is pointing out that its showing the 2021 model.

 

which i guess means buick hasnt changed the body style in more than 3 years?

[Dennis Taylor 18,812]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

except if you notice the little disclaimer at the beginning, that commercial is pointing out that its showing the 2021 model.

 

which i guess means buick hasnt changed the body style in more than 3 years?

Meh....couldn't care less about the car

[HornOnTheBayou 8,921]

29 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

except if you notice the little disclaimer at the beginning, that commercial is pointing out that its showing the 2021 model.

 

which i guess means buick hasnt changed the body style in more than 3 years?

I'm fine as long as her body style hasn't changed

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I like to pretend that LeBron actually is good friends with an anthropomorphic crab. 

The not being able to drive thing fits perfectly.

Crabwalk-  If you're a rich motherfucker trying to park for the first time, have we got something for you!!!

[Covri 6,247]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

except if you notice the little disclaimer at the beginning, that commercial is pointing out that its showing the 2021 model.

 

which i guess means buick hasnt changed the body style in more than 3 years?

Commercial apparently is from 2021. Also chick is Vanessa Curry who may or may not have had an affair with Kobe Bryant back in 2008ish when she was a laker girl.

https://tvovermind.com/vanessa-curry/

 

 

[Longhornstampede 3,182]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

B: 4,1

F: 2,3

That's about right

 

['stache 21,802]

ESPN+ plays the same commercial every break, a girl does the Say Anything boom box scene but with pizza for (presumably) her girlfriend (nttawwt) which in and of itself is fine but every goddamned break is annoying, like any commercial.

[Scary Stranger 1,714]

Saw a Scott’s weed and feed commercial during the WBC with the red-headed north of the wall guy from Game of Thrones. He’s normal sized! What kind of bullshit is this? I thought he was like 6’6”! To quote my son when he found out about Santa “Liars! You are liars!”

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

so we are all in agreement that the Saatva chick would be a tiger in bed, while still being absolutely bat-shit crazy at all other times, right?

[Texzilla58 4,733]

I’m ready for a real parent to beat TV Dad senseless with a five iron. Or baseball bat. Or cast iron skillet.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,898]

The cast iron skillet was my grannie’s weapon of choice

[Pig Bellmont 8,712]

Has anyone else seen this commercial about the college girl “rocking” her mustache? Holy Christ 

[Longhornstampede 3,182]

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Has anyone else seen this commercial about the college girl “rocking” her mustache? Holy Christ 

Just imagine what that bush must look like! 🥸🤮

[shadow_operative 15,932]

[Underdog 28,611]

6 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Just imagine what that bush must look like! 🥸🤮

Go on…

[Longhornstampede 3,182]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Go on…

Just follow the furry trail down her stomach..... You'll find it

[PittsburghTiger 6,178]

7 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

What the fuck?

[RPM 26,318]

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Just imagine what that bush must look like! 🥸🤮

[High Plains Drifter 11,035]

6 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Just follow the furry trail down her stomach..... You'll find it

 

the ol' "Trail to Adventure".

 

 

[rage-a-holic 4,382]

16 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Has anyone else seen this commercial about the college girl “rocking” her mustache? Holy Christ 

It's not even college, it's high school. The message of "just look hideous and ignore all the meanies" is fucktarded. IRL this chick would have offed herself in a week after the social media barrage she got over this shit.

 

 

[Longhornstampede 3,182]

Should be an ad for Gillette razors and Mint Dental to fix that hangar door gap

[shadow_operative 15,932]

Samuel L Jackson: "I wish i could watch the game in peace."

Magic Johnson: "You should have wished for that from the beginning."

SLJ: "oh so you a mind reader too?!"

both of them: laugh heartily 

that makes zero sense, and yet somebody not only wrote it, but it made it to air. 

[WBT 20,561]

From Willie, George, Stevie Ray, Nolan, and this...

 

to Joe Jonas?

Be better, Don't Mess with Texas.

[Deej 76,759]

On 3/29/2023 at 9:42 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Just imagine what that bush must look like! 🥸🤮

Uncle Boobs would never have to floss again.

[Scary Stranger 1,714]

Drug commercial for a prostate cancer drug Xtandi just shoe-horned some gay love story unrelated to the guy taking the drug into the commercial. So weirdly out of left field.

[Lhorn 4,913]

When you think about it:

gay couple - two prostates (probably beaten up pretty bad too)

heterosexual couple - one prostate

lesbian couple - no prostates 

 

They’re just doubling their core audience.  

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

If it hasn’t been covered already the Trio flea & tick medication ad with the dog running into the giant worm’s asshole, emerging from it’s mouth and then the worm pukes and dies.  It’s like a 15 second Cronenberg movie 

[Eskimohorn 5,633]

If it hasn’t been covered already the Trio flea & tick medication ad with the dog running into the giant worm’s asshole, emerging from it’s mouth and then the worm pukes and dies.  It’s like a 15 second Cronenberg movie 

Hope I dont see that

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

Hope I dont see that

Sadly, I did... it's everything as described and more.

[Beau Vine 54,211]

This one?

 

[royiv 9,285]

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This one?

 

WTF? I'm not sure I would be rubbing up on Scout until he had a bath after that performance.

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

Duck Tollers are pretty cool doggos.  small but mighty

[Prepuce of Doom 21,065]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This one?

 

I have to say, I was expecting more based on @mr. sunshine 's description above. 

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I have to say, I was expecting more based on @mr. sunshine 's description above. 

I had the dog’s direction of travel backwards. I thought he ran into the worm’s asshole and out the mouth. Instead he ran into the worm’s mouth and out his asshole which is admittedly less Cronenberg-esque. Then there’s the puke 

[Scary Stranger 1,714]

I had the dog’s direction of travel backwards. I thought he ran into the worm’s asshole and out the mouth. Instead he ran into the worm’s mouth and out his asshole which is admittedly less Cronenberg-esque. Then there’s the puke 

It’s still 200% less disgusting than the Amazon girl with ‘stache.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,898]

I'd rather see a mustache on a gal than nipple hair

[shadow_operative 15,932]

this motherfucking philanderer:

wait until Tormund finds out about this. 

[royiv 9,285]

On 4/13/2023 at 2:57 PM, shadow_operative said:

this motherfucking philanderer:

wait until Tormund finds out about this. 

WTF is an element TV?