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Dennis Taylor
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So, like an OnlyFansville? 

Goo Punch
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man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

That Skyrizi commercial with the dude grinning from ear to ear while flying a kite with his kid in a patch of grass located within a mountainous paradise is the weirdest shit I've ever seen. I felt like I must have been high watching it. 

that fucking drugs commercials have killed my brain the last 3-4 years as their fucking jingle has literally been remixed into country, rap, pop, bubble pop, and religious chanting. 

 

oh yeah, and if you are bored and wondered why they keep advertising it constantly and want to see how much ONE prescription costs for that shit....

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The Fan Duel commercial is actually my favorite commercial in a long, long time and I don't even play that stuff.  However as a former partaker of football betting, this commercial absolutely captures the essence of degenerate gambling, but no, we're gonna leverage it as a positive experience that you should seek out!

 "It's parlay time!!!", as in," this one bet will get my whole week right."

Opens the freezer, and his head is in there calling out team names.

 

I laugh every time he says it's parlay time.  It's hard to believe this shit is on TV.

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11 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

That Skyrizi commercial with the dude grinning from ear to ear while flying a kite with his kid in a patch of grass located within a mountainous paradise is the weirdest shit I've ever seen. I felt like I must have been high watching it. 

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7 hours ago, Iceman said:

The Fan Duel commercial is actually my favorite commercial in a long, long time and I don't even play that stuff.  However as a former partaker of football betting, this commercial absolutely captures the essence of degenerate gambling, but no, we're gonna leverage it as a positive experience that you should seek out!

 "It's parlay time!!!", as in," this one bet will get my whole week right."

Opens the freezer, and his head is in there calling out team names.

 

I laugh every time he says it's parlay time.  It's hard to believe this shit is on TV.

Yeah when he opens the freezer it cracks me up. 

On the other side of the coin are the Kevin Hart Draft Kings spots. I'm not even a Kevin Hart hater but man. Just shut up already. 

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Dude....I thought the direct energy spots where she just saaaaaaang it were bad when I heard them on the ticket. Then I was in Dallas a couple weeks ago and saw that they are a TV spot as well. Id rather have the gardians jingle on infinite loop than hear that shit one more time. 

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One of my favorite milf non-super famous actresses is in the phone commercial with the eavesdropping kids where it sounds like mommy got a new toy. She is also Phil's wife in The Hangover, Pam in Stepbrothers and was Cricket Box in some old JITB commercials. 

 

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One of my favorite milf non-super famous actresses is in the phone commercial with the eavesdropping kids where it sounds like mommy got a new toy. She is also Phil's wife in The Hangover, Pam in Stepbrothers and was Cricket Box in some old JITB commercials. 
 
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3 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Wrong actress. You're talking about Dr. Angelface. That's Pand. 

Gillian Vigman. She looks good for 52. She was also in the pretty funny but quickly canceled ABC comedy "Sons and Daughters"

Gillian Vigman Joins Amazon Freevee's 'Open Book' Pilot

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On 10/5/2024 at 10:29 PM, Scary Stranger said:

Any 20-something that has boner issues with the smokeshows on those bluechews commercials needs to just come out of the closet. Thats just embarassing.

The tired trope of guys being dumb enough to buy anything because some decent looking skanks recommend it still works.  What put it over the top for me was the Pauley Shore endorsement though.  

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21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The tired trope of guys being dumb enough to buy anything because some decent looking skanks recommend it still works.  What put it over the top for me was the Pauley Shore endorsement though.  

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49 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The tired trope of guys being dumb enough to buy anything because some decent looking skanks recommend it still works.  What put it over the top for me was the Pauley Shore endorsement though.  

Well, Mrs. Warner only gave him a semi so he needs help down there. 

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At this point I'm pretty sure their ad dept is like "it doesn't matter... we can throw the worst shit out there, but who cares, we all stay rich" 

 

btw LM is a ridiculously overpriced insurance company. Take it from a former policy holder. 

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First time I saw one of the current Firehouse Subs ads with patron in the fancy restaurant wanting a hot sauce bar, I wasn't sure that I saw what I thought I saw.  The ending to the commercial was bizarre (and stupid).  Something about the one that ends with the patron pouting like a 5 years old kid cracks me up every time now.

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I am officially sick to fucking death of the locker room cheese wheel coach commercials.  Never liked fuckin Cheez-Its anyway.  I’m usually sweating out a game trying to conjure up a post Saban win for Bama and here cones coach Cheeze-Its is in my face  yelling at fucking wheels of cheese in football helmets.  What a waste of lit fiber optic lines.  And I fuckin hate that shade of orange.

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