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Dennis Taylor
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So, like an OnlyFansville? 

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man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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mr. sunshine

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Tide commercial in which mom questions junior's choice of futbol practice uniform, which is all white. I'm no futbol expert but it seems like the coach decides the color of the stuff you practice in. 

Also this family seems to be American until they start pronouncing "slide tackle" as "slide tockle"

 

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On 10/16/2024 at 5:35 PM, Derka said:

whataburger’s generic new commercials suck as much as whataburger now sucks. the whole franchise has been kilt. 

It's been well over a year since I've ate there. Garbage at this point. 

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26 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The SEC Network commercial with Lenny Kravitz's Fly Away playing.   Holy shit, that's a beating.   I had the volume down but it was still annoying.  

it wasnt the commerical itself

 

it was that they kept fucking repeating it 3 times in a row per commerical time out. 

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On 10/26/2024 at 7:07 PM, Macanudo said:

The SEC Network commercial with Lenny Kravitz's Fly Away playing.   Holy shit, that's a beating.   I had the volume down but it was still annoying.  

Shouldn't SEC commercials have "Strange Fruit" as the background music?

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Evidently political ads have been replaced by tax-recovery plan ads.  Seems like every 3rd ad is that shit.

How many people who are in trouble with the IRS are sitting there fucking around with life and then BOOM!  the answer came across the radio?

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Guilty of being an old but I don't get anything about this commercial besides the gambling aspect, naturally.

WTF is a Joe Budden? A Druski? A Micah Bijon? A Suga Sean?

What's the deal with rubbing your fingers together? Is that a thing? Also swimming fully clothed. Another thing?

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On 10/20/2024 at 9:25 PM, Beau Vine said:

I REALLY hope Sam Elliott is being paid a small fortune for those commercials.

I would love to go to a party with Gronk and Sam there, but I'm not inclined to take either of their word on insurance.

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4 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

What able-bodied, adult male needs help spraying a wasp nest? I'm glad Colt is getting some airtime, but that's stupid.

I like the concept using backup QBs as the hook.  That wasp nest was stupid.  He’s three feet away. Uhh my wasp spray hits hard at 25 feet.  Who needs a ladder. Or a back up.

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There's a new Target christmas ad, has a mom pushing a cart with her kid sitting in it. They're walking through the parking lot as the snow gently falls around them...and she's wearing sandals and no coat. Fuck off, target.

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watching maction and getting the same 3-4ish skeezy commercials that have been advertised for the last 4-6 weeks is annoying.

X chair... which is somehow the greatest office chair in history and will allow you to use vr with it.

4 patriots... which is a fucking prepper company selling either dried food, or solar panel power.

Stoko.... which is selling tightening cabled workout pants that somehow heal you

 

 

 

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watching maction and getting the same 3-4ish skeezy commercials that have been advertised for the last 4-6 weeks is annoying.
X chair... which is somehow the greatest office chair in history and will allow you to use vr with it.
4 patriots... which is a fucking prepper company selling either dried food, or solar panel power.
Stoko.... which is selling tightening cabled workout pants that somehow heal you
 
 
 

Target marketing at its’ best
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I'm laughing at one of the new Disney ads.  IIRC, it's a kid getting his hair cut at a barbershop which, I'm assuming, is inside Magic Kingdom's Main Street.  They show, I think, his dad and grandfather also getting a cut.  I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be as a kid if I walked into Magic Kingdom and had to go get my hair cut.

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On 11/14/2024 at 8:59 PM, Longhornstampede said:

The Modelo recruiter ads are about as stupid as anything any beer company has ever put out. 

"Hey, let's dress some guy up like a Mexican narco cartel mook and have him spot people. This will really bring in the sales." Not to mention it's fucking lame.

clearly trying to replicate the Rip character from Yellowstone

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