Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Iceman 2725]

14 hours ago, chainsaw said:

They're really overmarketing Wicked. It's gonna bomb

Not so fast my friend.  There's a surly poster who  will be there for it, probably on football Saturday, to boot.  But yeah, most of us ain't in that targeted demographic.

Ask your wife/ GF/ sister/ female co-workers if they are interested in Wicked...

 

Edited November 17 by Iceman

[chainsaw 9873]

6 hours ago, Iceman said:

Not so fast my friend.  There's a surly poster who  will be there for it, probably on football Saturday, to boot.  But yeah, most of us ain't in that targeted demographic.

Ask your wife/ GF/ sister/ female co-workers if they are interested in Wicked...

 

The thing is, the subject has come up many times, and for whatever reason 50% of the women in my social circle actively dislike at least one of the leads and the remaining 50% have lukewarm-at-best reactions. I think Gladiator 2 and Moana 2 are going to crush Wicked on Thanksgiving

[Eskimohorn 5642]

The thing is, the subject has come up many times, and for whatever reason 50% of the women in my social circle actively dislike at least one of the leads and the remaining 50% have lukewarm-at-best reactions. I think Gladiator 2 and Moana 2 are going to crush Wicked on Thanksgiving

Wicked is gonna clear a billion if its halfway decent

[Underdog 28773]

[Billy Pilgrim 1984]

22 hours ago, chainsaw said:

They're really overmarketing Wicked. It's gonna bomb

I agree with this. I saw it on broadway and thought it was pretty meh. The story was decent but the actual music was terrible. No signature songs that everybody knows. Didn’t think it was worth making a full length movie out of it. They’ve been hyping this shit since the summer Olympics. 

[chainsaw 9873]

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

Wicked is gonna clear a billion if its halfway decent

I wouldn't mind that, but I have a feeling it will be perceived as a bomb

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

The Andy Reid "fumblerooskie" ad wasn't funny to start with, and it certainly isn't funny anymore. 

 

[elfenix 34332]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Rude

[HornOnTheBayou 8946]

Yep. Also 2, 1.

[Underdog 28773]

[ztejas 43536]

5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I agree with this. I saw it on broadway and thought it was pretty meh. The story was decent but the actual music was terrible. No signature songs that everybody knows. Didn’t think it was worth making a full length movie out of it. They’ve been hyping this shit since the summer Olympics. 

Man. Hard disagree. Wicked is awesome and has a fantastic soundtrack. 

[Longhornstampede 3186]

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

Rude

Average faces at best

[GoPokes83 2240]

I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.

[Eskimohorn 5642]

I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.

Gronk doesnt have time to think about as hes banging Surly 12’s two at a time on top of a big pile of cash Daffy Duck style.

[RPM 26353]

11 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

hes banging Surly 12’s two at a time on top of a big pile of cash Daffy Duck style.

Scrooge McDuck, but I get your point.

[83Horn 1648]

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

"Come play with us, Danny...forever and ever and ever."

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Scrooge McDuck, but I get your point.

[Baboontyme 2822]

Either I don't understand the product at all and I'm too lazy to look it up or the Bose ultra open earbuds are the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. Just what I've been wanting! Earbuds that let in MORE ambient noise!!

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

The dad who says "gamechanga" looks like a scrotum. 

[Enemy07 337]

That Matthew commercial of NFL food conspiracy is lackluster. There is not a person that can come up with a better idea than that? Marketing majors. Never had to think analytically or innovatively. I am not surprised he signed off on that though.

[Underdog 28773]

Tony Hawk becoming the new Peyton Manning, Michael Strahan, Patrick Mahomes, Kelce bros., Gronk? If he's not hawking(pun intended) vitamins now he's doing manscape ads? 

[Radical Larry 28662]

The people behind the PNC Bank “Is Mom a finance bro” commercial need to be put in prison. 

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

this new ford Blue chew  self driving commercial with the yokel couple (yeah I know its not called chew, but i am too fucking lazy to look it up)

 

who the fuck thinks the rest of the country wants to hear that grating accent coming out of her mouth?

[DoobieWah 1459]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

The people behind the PNC Bank “Is Mom a finance bro” commercial need to be put in prison. 

But the look she shoots her husband after explaining the significance of “gazebo” cracks me up every time. 
 

I hafta admit that I could NOT gave told you what it was advertising. 
 

And I have an account at PNC. 

[Frieda’s Boss 181]

On 4/15/2024 at 6:02 AM, closetohumping said:

Anything with Jennifer Coolidge.  She was cool and old 20 years ago.  Shes the same in every commercial 70 year old blonde airhead.   

Holy cow, this. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

[Underdog 28773]

But her Asst. Debbie would get it. 

[Baboontyme 2822]

New worst commercial nominee. The Amazon old man custodian cleans the theater but sings like Pavarotti so the horse face usher buys him a tux on Amazon and gets him open mic time to sing and he turns into Michael MacDonald. 

[Longhornstampede 3186]

I wish a semi speeding from the opposite direction would slam straight into that goose chasing the Audi SUV. Fuck that stupid G&R song.

[mr. sunshine 2833]

Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

16 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder

I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality? 

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

The new Bud Light ad cracks me up.  The look on Shane's face when the half-naked model makes eye contact with him.  LOL.

Edited 8 hours ago by Knoxtnhorn

[mr. sunshine 2833]

7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality? 

Just some random young lady with a nose ring, apparently lives in a basement and gets way too jazzed about even the shittiest of NFL matchups. Maybe it's the meth