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14 hours ago, chainsaw said:

They're really overmarketing Wicked. It's gonna bomb

Not so fast my friend.  There's a surly poster who  will be there for it, probably on football Saturday, to boot.  But yeah, most of us ain't in that targeted demographic.

Ask your wife/ GF/ sister/ female co-workers if they are interested in Wicked...

 

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man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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6 hours ago, Iceman said:

Not so fast my friend.  There's a surly poster who  will be there for it, probably on football Saturday, to boot.  But yeah, most of us ain't in that targeted demographic.

Ask your wife/ GF/ sister/ female co-workers if they are interested in Wicked...

 

The thing is, the subject has come up many times, and for whatever reason 50% of the women in my social circle actively dislike at least one of the leads and the remaining 50% have lukewarm-at-best reactions. I think Gladiator 2 and Moana 2 are going to crush Wicked on Thanksgiving

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The thing is, the subject has come up many times, and for whatever reason 50% of the women in my social circle actively dislike at least one of the leads and the remaining 50% have lukewarm-at-best reactions. I think Gladiator 2 and Moana 2 are going to crush Wicked on Thanksgiving

Wicked is gonna clear a billion if its halfway decent
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22 hours ago, chainsaw said:

They're really overmarketing Wicked. It's gonna bomb

I agree with this. I saw it on broadway and thought it was pretty meh. The story was decent but the actual music was terrible. No signature songs that everybody knows. Didn’t think it was worth making a full length movie out of it. They’ve been hyping this shit since the summer Olympics. 

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5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I agree with this. I saw it on broadway and thought it was pretty meh. The story was decent but the actual music was terrible. No signature songs that everybody knows. Didn’t think it was worth making a full length movie out of it. They’ve been hyping this shit since the summer Olympics. 

Man. Hard disagree. Wicked is awesome and has a fantastic soundtrack. 

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I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.

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I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.

Gronk doesnt have time to think about as hes banging Surly 12’s two at a time on top of a big pile of cash Daffy Duck style.
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That Matthew commercial of NFL food conspiracy is lackluster. There is not a person that can come up with a better idea than that? Marketing majors. Never had to think analytically or innovatively. I am not surprised he signed off on that though.

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this new ford Blue chew  self driving commercial with the yokel couple (yeah I know its not called chew, but i am too fucking lazy to look it up)

 

who the fuck thinks the rest of the country wants to hear that grating accent coming out of her mouth?

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2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

The people behind the PNC Bank “Is Mom a finance bro” commercial need to be put in prison. 

But the look she shoots her husband after explaining the significance of “gazebo” cracks me up every time. 
 

I hafta admit that I could NOT gave told you what it was advertising. 
 

And I have an account at PNC. 

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16 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder

I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality? 

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7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality? 

Just some random young lady with a nose ring, apparently lives in a basement and gets way too jazzed about even the shittiest of NFL matchups. Maybe it's the meth

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Vraylar. So your mom after taking her antidepressants peddles her bike to pick you up from school, feeds you cookies in front of your fellow 1st graders, puts you in the kiddie seat and peddles your precious ass home in front of God and everybody and your fellow 1st graders.

Yep you're getting your ass kicked tomorrow kid. Any self respecting 1st grader would

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Heard the craziest radio commercial ever. (Dramatic music) Wildfire! Thousands of people have lost everything to it's total destruction. 

 

But that's not your problem! Call for information on National Flood Insurance.

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That Matthew commercial of NFL food conspiracy is lackluster. There is not a person that can come up with a better idea than that? Marketing majors. Never had to think analytically or innovatively. I am not surprised he signed off on that though.

He’s supposedly teaching an ad course at UT. Apparently being in ads makes him an expert.
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Stream of consciousness thought about something that confuses me they I don't care to put any effort into figuring out. Are there two Bob Dylan movie biopics dropping at the same time?? I keep seeing commercials for Bob Dylan movies and they seem different. 

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10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Stream of consciousness thought about something that confuses me they I don't care to put any effort into figuring out. Are there two Bob Dylan movie biopics dropping at the same time?? I keep seeing commercials for Bob Dylan movies and they seem different. 

That's a complete unknown for me too. 

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The AT&T commercial with the couple in the hospital room after just delivering a baby and her parents standing proudly near by. Where dude bro husband says that more bundles of joys are on the way, and he wants to gift one to each of them, to the parents' bewilderment. But wait, phone bundles, of course! Cut to ecstatic parents in law getting hooked up with sweet new phones.

I'm no marketing expert, but I can't imagine that making the viewer violently angry by the end of your commercial is the goal.

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