Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[clapclapclap 9000]

I don't hate it (yet) but the Apple watch commercial with the young Principal Ed Rooney clones is weird.   

 

Edited September 25, 2018 by clapclapclap

[NorthLoop 14203]

fwiw I hate Apple but I think that's a really good commercial

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

I'm Ray, and I stopped smoking with Chantix.

[immortal13 4059]

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I'm Ray, and I stopped smoking with Chantix.

I don't give a fuck if Ray smokes cigarettes or not.

[HenryJames 66052]

 

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That's funny!

[qwertyu1234 496]

You're better than this Kathryn Hahn.

[Deej 76791]

I think Ray Liotta has CTE.

[DougO 5248]

I'm about ready to kick Jack right in the bowls. It's just not funny in the least.

[DougO 5248]

Apparently Chantix makes our face swell up and turn to stone.

[immortal13 4059]

On 9/25/2018 at 9:51 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

I'm Ray, and I stopped smoking with Chantix.

I'm Doug, and I have Mesothelioma.

[Underdog 28633]

Lemonade!!  Dear Lord, this piece has run its course, but would both ladies, though. 

[Vic Mackey 47038]

Those Duluth clothing commercials are annoying as fuck.

[Trey3216 15346]

On 9/26/2018 at 6:41 AM, HenryJames said:

 

At the very beginning of that commercial, when Ray looks like his eyes are entirely blue, he looks just like the fucking cartoon Grinch.  

[Paper_jam 831]

I know it's a TV/movie thread, but If we're allowed to bitch about radio ads here, for me it's the Toyota ad in which a girl talks about how all the safety bullshit on the car will protect them from monsters and UFOs. Good parenting, folks--your kid sounds about 12 years old, but still believes in that shit. 

Oh, and those  "it's a crime to pay more than a dime" Mitsubishi dealer ads.

 

[Lat22 4014]

Ulysses?  Somebody really named their kid Ulysses?

[Newdoc 3440]

On 9/30/2018 at 7:17 PM, Trey3216 said:

At the very beginning of that commercial, when Ray looks like his eyes are entirely blue, he looks just like the fucking cartoon Grinch.  

Cause Ray got some serious plastics done when he should have maybe just got some resurfacing. Must have used the same surgeon as Cher because they’re starting to look the same.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Mazda is absolutely making me hate a really good M83 song.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

 

[HenryJames 66052]

All of the Ring doorbell commercials.

[Bama Llama 1450]

Please napalm the Sprint ads with the quasi storm trooper bot and the twerpy spokesguy former Verizon turncoat.  An absolute waste of the energy expended to produce and transmit this dreck.

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

This one with the dancing faeries.  /not that there's anything wrong with faeries

 

 

[Lat22 4014]

I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

[Facemask 103]

"Alexa, play morning music "... then some boring ass, lame fuck music plays. She's so happy though

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[Vic Mackey 47038]

I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

Don't think I've seen this one. What are they advertising?

[AUS-97HORN 11762]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

4 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

Don't think I've seen this one. What are they advertising?

pizza

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Please napalm the Sprint ads with the quasi storm trooper bot and the twerpy spokesguy former Verizon turncoat.  An absolute waste of the energy expended to produce and transmit this dreck.

Terrible marketing plan. I still think of Verizon when he’s on screen.

[Lat22 4014]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

18 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

Don't think I've seen this one. What are they advertising?

You’re not raising her right. You’re raising her to be a loser NFL fan.  

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Yeah.  That one drives me crazy - especially as a teacher.  Both pizza hut ads.  F that place.

Edited October 15, 2018 by Knoxtnhorn

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

19 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

I was wondering if that was being shown all over the country, rather than an individual commercial with cute kid going nuts for each NFL city. 

[HenryJames 66052]

 

[Jimbaround 975]

I honestly don't know what to say to that Sly Stallone thing.

Hey Sly, 2001 called, they want their CGI back.

[Vic Mackey 47038]

4 hours ago, Lat22 said:

You’re not raising her right. You’re raising her to be a loser NFL fan.  

 

 

Oh ok. Yeah this one is pretty fucking stupid. I think there is another one where it is a young girl who is a Steelers fan with Browns fans for parents.

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

The official watch & pens of Long Island, New Jersey and Philadelphia Guidos.

Guidos of the World Unite, write a timely letter.

[dimyh 1874]

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Shitty Sly Stallone ad

Should've gone to seminar instead

 

[BadgerHorn 147]

 

 

But I like AE shoes.

[DougO 5248]

These Monday Night Football Tide commercials are some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen in the history of TV commercials.

[Okie State 3821]

 
 
But I like AE shoes.

Yeah this has me torn as I'm an avid AE wearer.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

That guy lounging in the Geico "clean my gutters" commercial sure has a square head,  That is one funky looking dude.  

[83Horn 1641]

The ad for Just For Men hair color makes me grind my teeth.  Put aside the annoying fact that there is even such a thing as hair coloring for men, but the douche bag with the black fingernails applying his eye liner is aggravating as hell.

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

In that Northwestern Mutual commercial why does a kid copying a stained glass window and taking a picture of it complete his education?

[BadgerHorn 147]

Not much wrong with this commercial.  I'm more interested in how it get's a reaction out of me.  I'm busy doing something else, not paying attention...

TV: [random voices] "But there's always one amazing shot" [random voices] [woman's voice] "The twins!"

I'm convinced it's intentional.

 

 

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Trying to watch Okie St game.  In a bad mood.

Gdamn Mazda commercial with the ballet boy in the locker room count is up to at least 80 right now.

[stupolvo 19]

RAGE ALERT - Fucking douchebag.

"I’m Adam. I make robots. 
Part of an entrepreneurs job is to get stuff done. I like to do like 4 things at once." 

Like I want to like smash your fucking face in, dickbutt.

 

 

[elfenix 34241]

On 10/1/2018 at 5:56 PM, Paper_jam said:

I know it's a TV/movie thread, but If we're allowed to bitch about radio ads here, for me it's the Toyota ad in which a girl talks about how all the safety bullshit on the car will protect them from monsters and UFOs. Good parenting, folks--your kid sounds about 12 years old, but still believes in that shit. 

Oh, and those  "it's a crime to pay more than a dime" Mitsubishi dealer ads.

 

that one's not as bad as the chevy dealer that's running bill clinton and gwbush impressions.  did they cut that ad back in 1998?

[Mo Horn 8842]

I've been pleasantly surprised by the Dr Pepper fanville commercials. Thought I'd hate them but most of them are pretty funny. 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

On 8/8/2018 at 10:07 AM, deadshank said:

But, she's still pretty hot for 85 years old.

Hmmm, how many kids has she had?

Yeah, that thing looks blown out like she confused an I.E.D for her I.U.D.   I'd pass.

[Underdog 28633]

Mormon = Pooper, right?  

 

I'd pound it till they had to pull my testicles back through my urethra.

 

[baboso 6056]

Those goddamn Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley commercials for insurance make me ragey.