Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Okie State 3821]

You see their house?  He can afford them. 

Well yeah...in fucking fantasy land.

[Moby Ric 2058]

The old man that bitches about the cost of hearing aides slays me.  He became recluse and alone because hearing aides cost $3,000, $5,000, whatever they can get!!  I love that old man, so does his son.

[Player 4575]

The yodeling Cadillacs driving up the side of the mountain need the O’Doyke Rules! treatment by having banana peels thrown in front of them.

[elfenix 34241]

"can't stop football!"

thanks, old ball coach

[Beau Vine 54230]

I can't believe I'm saying this, because I previously considered it impossible, but this guy:

now pisses me off more than this guy:

 

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't believe I'm saying this, because I previously considered it impossible, but this guy:

now pisses me off more than this guy:

 

I concur.

[DougO 5248]

The old man that bitches about the cost of hearing aides slays me.  He became recluse and alone because hearing aides cost $3,000, $5,000, whatever they can get!!  I love that old man, so does his son.

Old deaf dad is extremely punchable.

Edited December 23, 2018 by DougO

[Deej 76791]

Probably mentioned, but the Mitsubishi commercial with the little girl rapping in the car and Taylor Hamm driving.

[clapclapclap 9000]

This is so awesome.  Released in time to qualify for the Oscars:

 

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

No matter how many times they play the one Jared commercial I have no idea of the words they are singing.

[NorthLoop 14203]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Probably mentioned, but the Mitsubishi commercial with the little girl rapping in the car and Taylor Hamm driving.

All the Mitsubishi test drive commercials make me ragey

[Mango4 189]

Probably mentioned, but the Mitsubishi commercial with the little girl rapping in the car and Taylor Hamm driving.

All Mitsubishi commercials are terrible.

[Okie State 3821]

Why does Mitsubishi still exist? Who buys their vehicles?

[Eskimohorn 5635]

No matter how many times they play the one Jared commercial I have no idea of the words they are singing.

I think of one thing when I think of Jared-former fatty selling sandwiches while pedophiling.

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

55 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

I think of one thing when I think of Jared-former fatty selling sandwiches while pedophiling.

 

Well, that too. But this is the jewelry Jared, Not State Pen Nambly Lion Fan Jared.

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Has anyone ever called you Meat Santa?"

[Mango4 189]

"Has anyone ever called you Meat Santa?"

Just saw that for the first time, what a shitty commercial

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Well, that too. But this is the jewelry Jared, Not State Pen Nambly Lion Fan Jared.

I hear Subway Jared every time Jared discount jewelry.

[Macanudo 12979]

On 12/22/2018 at 11:50 PM, Okie State said:

Why does Mitsubishi still exist? Who buys their vehicles?

Apparently a lot of people in Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia and South Carolina.  I've seen quite a few the last few days

[RDCanecutter 26443]

On 12/22/2018 at 10:50 PM, Okie State said:

Why does Mitsubishi still exist? Who buys their vehicles?

Imperial Japanese Navy!

[ztejas 43449]

If I see the Apple ad featuring a red cartoon sweater that has somehow grown appendages that has fucking nothing to do with Apple or their products I might drift into a late stage capitalism planned obsolescence rant at Christmas dinner.

That and the fucking BEEENNNNYYYYY Amazon ad. 

Hey, Benny. You little shit. When someone is trying to leave for the airport you don't put their boarding pass in the fish tank, you miniaturized cunt. If you fill my suitcase with rocks your Christmas present will be me rawdogging your mom all night while your clearly aloof pussy tech-dad is in Cupertino thinking he's a big shot because he took off his wedding ring and hooked up with the mousy Asian girl from product development .

[lemonandaturd 4285]

The Ginger Ale Kung Fu fellow that lived in the attic with a family of owls is getting pretty annoying.  

[PittsburghTiger 6186]

5 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

The Ginger Ale Kung Fu fellow that lived in the attic with a family of owls is getting pretty annoying.  

getting? Oh, it's been there for a while.

[NorthLoop 14203]

The Battlefield V commercial with the screenshots of the nerds standing around watching eachother play video games. 

[elfenix 34241]

On 12/22/2018 at 10:50 PM, Okie State said:

Why does Mitsubishi still exist? Who buys their vehicles?

people who bring home $350 a week and can scrounge around for a dime in their couch.

[Dennis Taylor 18824]

" poor me,  I miss out on stuff cause I'm always always in the shitter because of my explosive colo-rectal nuclear AIDS...see here I am going to the shitter again- ooh syche! I'm going to the concession stand! Now I take Prolaxicodone and it fixed me all up!" *

*may cause dizziness, hypertension, spontaneous combustion, dry mouth, rashes, headaches, moodiness, suicidal thoughts, manic depression, fevers, chills, night tremors, restless leg syndrome, or death.   

[Lhorn 4913]

On 12/27/2018 at 4:21 PM, NorthLoop said:

The Battlefield V commercial with the screenshots of the nerds standing around watching eachother play video games. 

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize video gaming or drone flying as a sport.

[Underdog 28633]

7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

" poor me,  I miss out on stuff cause I'm always always in the shitter because of my explosive colo-rectal nuclear AIDS...see here I am going to the shitter again- ooh syche! I'm going to the concession stand! Now I take Prolaxicodone and it fixed me all up!" *

*may cause dizziness, hypertension, spontaneous combustion, dry mouth, rashes, headaches, moodiness, suicidal thoughts, manic depression, fevers, chills, night tremors, restless leg syndrome, or death.   

would. 

[Brisketexan 105139]

would. 

Ok, but you should probably avoid anal.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

GMC - “I love it!” wife.

Good God yes...

"Fine. You want the truck? I'll be cutting the brake lines by morning. Enjoy your plunge over the mountain's edge as you drive away from our trendy Aspen Lodge tomorrow. Maybe I can get an insurance quote on my new truck from The General and save some time."

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Old deaf dad is extremely punchable.

[Underdog 28633]

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, but you should probably avoid anal.

Anal’s never been my thing, couldn’t walk for a week first time I tried...  wait... you’re talking something else, right? 

[Guest]

Just saw the one with Rak and Griffin doing the Microsoft Surface Pro and their cupcake business.  Seemed pretty cool, like zero percent annoying.

[elfenix 34241]

At&t "now with 5g" is just more LTE, not actually 5g. Fuck you at&t for your bullshit outright lying advertising.

 

"Lying about 5g, that's our thing" should be their catch phrase

[Continental Op 3934]

I'm sure it's been mentioned before on this thread but the Northwestern Mutual commercial where the dad is mowing the lawn and the daughter is all "DAD TAKE MY TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE" and then storms off in a huff because he doesn't stop mowing right that second to knuckle under to her whim and then he builds that ungrateful little twat a pool instead of a subterranean cage where he can keep her until the day she turns 18 and he kicks her off the payroll is really annoying.  

[mr. sunshine 2827]

On 11/24/2018 at 8:31 AM, Player said:

GMC - “I love it!” wife.

Yeah but she’s a cutie. I’d show her a new use for that tailgate 

[Goo Punch 4275]

7 hours ago, slorch said:

Just saw the one with Rak and Griffin doing the Microsoft Surface Pro and their cupcake business.  Seemed pretty cool, like zero percent annoying.

yeah just saw this one myself and found it way less annoying than their other ads.

[Macanudo 12979]

What about the one with the perfect lawnmower cut and he posts a pic on social media that gets 1,234,567 likes?

[mr. sunshine 2827]

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

What about the one with the perfect lawnmower cut and he posts a pic on social media that gets 1,234,567 likes?

So he’s a fat guy with a fat wife and fat daughters dreaming about living the life of another fat guy with a fat wife and fat daughters

[Macanudo 12979]

4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

So he’s a fat guy with a fat wife and fat daughters dreaming about living the life of another fat guy with a fat wife and fat daughters

Hahaha.  that too.  

[83Horn 1641]

The Infiniti "rules of luxury" commercial pisses me off.  Fuck you douches and your douchey cars.

[Okie State 3821]

I'm sure it's been mentioned before on this thread but the Northwestern Mutual commercial where the dad is mowing the lawn and the daughter is all "DAD TAKE MY TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE" and then storms off in a huff because he doesn't stop mowing right that second to knuckle under to her whim and then he builds that ungrateful little twat a pool instead of a subterranean cage where he can keep her until the day she turns 18 and he kicks her off the payroll is really annoying.  

Ha, I was bitching about this one earlier.

[Baboontyme 2812]

Something about the GMC I Love it wife....gets my gears going. Can't pinpoint it. But yes please, I get a tiny mini boner every time she backs into that truck. 

Still hate the Holiday Sweater Buick guy. Want to give him the Mark Wahlberg/Shooter fireplace treatment. 

I can't hold the actors responsible but I fucking HATE HATE HATE the goddamn Discover marketing campaign with the people who relatively resemble each other? And kind of act like they're twins? But they're clearly not??? It makes no fucking sense. And if I have to hear "Cash back cash match people!!!" one more time.....just....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[elfenix 34241]

I thought they used the same actor to play both roles, turns out one was a set of twins and the others were strong resemblances.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Discover/status/1074844560596054018

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18824]

14 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Something about the GMC I Love it wife....gets my gears going. Can't pinpoint it. But yes please, I get a tiny mini boner every time she backs into that truck. 

It's the slutty way she says "yeah?"  when he tells her he did some shopping too

[Upgrayedd 5812]

Validity aside, the AT&T Just OK commercial with the surgeon gets me to chuckle.  "Guess who just got reinstated!  Well, not officially."  "Nervous?  Ya, me too."

[RPM 26321]

When the evening shadows fall, 
And you're wondering who to call 
For a little company 
There's always me…

[Underdog 28633]

57 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It's the sluttybreathy way she says "yeah?"  when he tells her he did some shopping too

....

Edited December 30, 2018 by Underdog

[Mango4 189]

Validity aside, the AT&T Just OK commercial with the surgeon gets me to chuckle.  "Guess who just got reinstated!  Well, not officially."  "Nervous?  Ya, me too."

The sushi one gives me a chuckle too when the guy says “this fish is raw”

[Mango4 189]

Christmas was a week ago, stop with the ducking Christmas commercials.