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The Michelob Ultra commercial I just saw yet again using Tom T. Hall's "I Like Beer."

Your commercial is a lie and a disservice to Tom T. Hall. If you liked beer, you would drink beer, not Ultra.

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This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

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4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

Yes but mix it with some Rum and you actually get to taste Nirvana.

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36 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

i'm pretty sure that at least one of the "men" is a chick.

It is, they had to be all-inclusive of course, and put that shaved-head lesbian in there for a fraction of a second.  

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if i'm a derby winning jockey and some woman is wearing horse food on her head in the winner's circle, no way in hell am i sending her money when my horse eats the horse-salet shoved in his face.  

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29 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I actually like ABBA and think Seyfried is hot, but if I see another Mamma Mia ad I'm going to start punting puppies.

There's a line in one of those where the girl says something like, "I can't believe I got pregnant in the same place my mom did."

Um...same place every woman gets pregnant. 

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On 7/15/2018 at 2:54 AM, Deej said:

There's a line in one of those where the girl says something like, "I can't believe I got pregnant in the same place my mom did."

Um...same place every woman gets pregnant. 

The veranda? 

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1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

I'd contribute heavily to your "gofundme" if you are starting one.

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4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

That scene from Robocop comes to mind

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57 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Any Nutrisystem commercial sucks ass.

Yeah guys, it is so hard to cook, let alone make a fucking sandwich.

But, she's still pretty hot for 85 years old.

Image result for marie osmond nutrisystem

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On the radio in H-town, various channels... for cashews or something or other

"clean up on aisle 6" is the first line on one of them.  

" How are these nuts made?" is the first line on the other.  

Then she engages in an allout debate within her head for 30 seconds over which kind she should buy.

Nobody in their right mind shops that way... why put us through the torture?

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We have a local commercial for a foreign automotive repair shop. A man testifies about the great job they do maintaining his 6 z3's and daily driver BMW. The owner appears and says, "Thanks Pastor Rick."

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The Coke commercial featuring the Texas fan who has never heard of hummus. 

Not only is it stupid and annoying at the superficial level, but closer consideration suggests that the man was expecting to hear of some other popular tailgate snack that begins with "hum" but he was utterly flummoxed by just the second syllable of the word due to the fact that he says "Hum-WHAT?" 

It doesn't make any fucking sense. 

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9 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Laura loves you, and you're doing a great job. 

Can't that bitch use the cell phone that is probably in her hand 99% of the time to call him and tell him that?

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On 8/11/2018 at 11:20 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

The messy-bearded Verizon guy needs punched, repeatedly, in the throat, that way he can no longer talk and make those horrible commercials.

One of the families this annoying fuck keeps walking up on in the park needs to knock him the fuck out.

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