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  On 7/10/2021 at 1:42 AM, 83Horn said:

"This is what 30 minutes of boot camp tastes like...Come on Peloton!"  Yeah, right.  Does this idiotic "motivation" actually help one's workout?  If I had to listen to that, I'd be inclined to throw my stationary bike through the window.

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Do they just say peloton as many times as possible per workout? Who is peloton?

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I honestly have no idea if this guy is parody or not.  Seems like an Ali G knockoff and his behavior in the commercial screams parody but we live in a very regarded time.  This guy (“Bad Bunny” apparently) might be considered a genius. 

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  On 7/14/2021 at 7:01 PM, Lhorn said:

I honestly have no idea if this guy is parody or not.  Seems like an Ali G knockoff and his behavior in the commercial screams parody but we live in a very regarded time.  This guy (“Bad Bunny” apparently) might be considered a genius. 

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you know how i know you are old?

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Video commentary not terribly interesting, but this commercial always makes me wonder just how the hell this woman was cast in this commercial with the most unconvincing fakeass band directoring ever. She's pathetic, commercial is full regard.

 

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  On 7/21/2021 at 3:29 AM, DougO said:

Video commentary not terribly interesting, but this commercial always makes me wonder just how the hell this woman was cast in this commercial with the most unconvincing fakeass band directoring ever. She's pathetic, commercial is full regard.

 

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agree, she has absolutely ZERO fucking rythym.     which is a lol considering stereotypes.

 

I thought this ad campain had gone but they recut the commercial into like 3 new commercials with completely different variations.    I am starting to believe the original filming was written as a 1 hour commercial that they have cut mega pieces out of. 

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I came to post this shit.

 

these fucks have gone on a full on advertising spree  in the last month or so.

 

I see this smarmy fucks face and I want to punch the shit out of him.

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everything about him is fake.

his jawline, his hairline, his dyed hair, his capped teeth and even the oddly fitting muscle shirt.

I honestly cant tell how old he is, but wouldnt be shocked to find out if hes pushing 60 because that dye job is sooooo fucking bad. 

 

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  On 7/22/2021 at 9:49 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

I came to post this shit.

 

these fucks have gone on a full on advertising spree  in the last month or so.

 

I see this smarmy fucks face and I want to punch the shit out of him.

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everything about him is fake.

his jawline, his hairline, his dyed hair, his capped teeth and even the oddly fitting muscle shirt.

I honestly cant tell how old he is, but wouldnt be shocked to find out if hes pushing 60 because that dye job is sooooo fucking bad. 

 

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“Climbing ladders is too dangerous!”

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Have we mentioned the Cricket wireless commercial where the spastic mom is dancing like an idiot in front of her phone for social media posts while her daughter is horrified on the couch?

... cause that one is just awful.

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alright, I will be the asshole....

 

the Toyota commercials during the Olympics are a fucking beating. an absolute fucking beating. 

 

esp the 3 variations of paralympic one with the swimmer

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Nothing entices me more to buy a Toyota than watching a paralympic swimmer.

Even though I saw the car about 5 seconds throughout the commercial and know nothing about the car.

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Not quite as rage inducing as the singing hood ornament, but the new Allstate commercial where the woman is jumping rope with her car is beyond stupid.

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  On 7/30/2021 at 2:51 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

alright, I will be the asshole....

 

the Toyota commercials during the Olympics are a fucking beating. an absolute fucking beating. 

 

esp the 3 variations of paralympic one with the swimmer

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There's a fine line being showing that kind of commercial just enough to be inspirational and touching, and showing it so much that it loses all effect and becomes a slog to get though.

...they can't even see the line in their rearview mirror anymore.

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nothing gets me more excited every 4 (5) years, than to watch the olympics and get to see all these "awesome" pharma ads that have taken childhood camp songs, and turned then into another fucking pharma ad.... because I dont have enough pharma ads being broadcast every week. 

its getting out of control.

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  On 8/2/2021 at 1:11 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

nothing gets me more excited every 4 (5) years, than to watch the olympics and get to see all these "awesome" pharma ads that have taken childhood camp songs, and turned then into another fucking pharma ad.... because I dont have enough pharma ads being broadcast every week. 

its getting out of control.

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You sound stressed. Maybe you should speak to your doctor about Fukitall. Fuckitall may be right for you.

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  On 8/2/2021 at 7:05 AM, RPM said:

You sound stressed. Maybe you should speak to your doctor about Fukitall. Fuckitall may be right for you.*

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Has anyone mentioned the fucking cat cafe from Tokyo hosted by Microsoft?  The people absolutely fascinated by the stream need to be sterilized to prevent more idiocracy.  There, I feel a little better.

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The Tide commercial where the grandparents have let the daughter and her kids move in so they get to do laundry all day. Then granddaughter who appears to be at least older than 2 spits fruit juice all over her clean jammies which only makes them all giggle. Fuck that shit

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Not buying the 90-year-old Korean woman blowing off her family trying to give her a birthday party so she can watch the WNBA.

Thank Geebus that YouTube TV came to the rescue.

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  On 8/2/2021 at 7:05 AM, RPM said:

You sound stressed. Maybe you should speak to your doctor about Fukitall. Fuckitall may be right for you.

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do not take Fukitall if you are allergic to Fukitall. 

edit: should have guessed it was already posted lol 

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This one’s been around awhile but the prissy guy who thinks he’s being clever by having a nonalcoholic Heineken with his stupid lunch so he parades it around by boss’s office. But the boss is being interviewed on camera (!!!) so he’s exposed for the prissy, stupid, nonalcoholic Heineken drinker that he is 

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  On 7/30/2021 at 4:24 AM, mycox said:

Nothing entices me more to buy a Toyota than watching a paralympic swimmer.

Even though I saw the car about 5 seconds throughout the commercial and know nothing about the car.

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The best part is the fact that the girl was born in 1992 or something but the scenes with her adoptive mom on the phone look like something out of Saving Private Ryan…

Posted
  On 7/30/2021 at 5:56 AM, RPM said:

Not quite as rage inducing as the singing hood ornament, but the new Allstate commercial where the woman is jumping rope with her car is beyond stupid.

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"Professional driver on closed course.  Do not attempt."

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Whelp.   I saw the all-time worst last night during the local broadcast of the Cowboy game.  I did a quick search but couldn't find it.  

The ad is basically a guy's ass cheeks talking.  No, I'm not kidding.  It's a close-up of a guy's ass in khaki's having a conversation.  The cheeks move at each inflection of the voice.  I'd rather watch 5 hours of that overrated, fatass AT&T chick hiding behind a counter than see this one again.

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  On 8/14/2021 at 1:36 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Whelp.   I saw the all-time worst last night during the local broadcast of the Cowboy game.  I did a quick search but couldn't find it.  

The ad is basically a guy's ass cheeks talking.  No, I'm not kidding.  It's a close-up of a guy's ass in khaki's having a conversation.  The cheeks move at each inflection of the voice.  I'd rather watch 5 hours of that overrated, fatass AT&T chick hiding behind a counter than see this one again.

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Calm down, Elton. 

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