Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Dennis Taylor 18628]

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah but she was part of an undefeated UConn team! UConn has only done that six times! 

Kinda like a couple weeks ago when some ESPN sjw was complaining about the lack of attention and in the background you could see the score was 44-4 at halftime 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Not worth it's own thread, but good for opposite day here.  Yes, the commercial is worth a view:

Bert Rodriguez’s company Visual Presentations, based in Dallas, produced the series, with Rodriguez himself acting as director. The campaign features a truck driver named C. W. McCall, played by Dallas actor Jim Finlayson, and a waitress named Mavis Davis, played by Dallas actress Jean McBride Capps.

Edited April 3, 2022 by clapclapclap
pair of fried eggs

[Hate 20081]

Can someone explain to me why you would need a “car” to crabwalk like in that stupid E-Hummer commercial with LeBron?

[Prepuce of Doom 20948]

14 minutes ago, Hate said:

Can someone explain to me why you would need a “car” to crabwalk like in that stupid E-Hummer commercial with LeBron?

I have had the same question all this time. 

[Prepuce of Doom 20948]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

 

fart

Edited April 5, 2022 by Prepuce of Doom

[shadow_operative 15931]

there's a new commercial for electric cars featuring a "pregnant" lady who just looks like a regular skinny lady with a basketball under her shirt. it's pretty annoying.

[elfenix 34155]

eat fresh refresh.  refresh.

[Beau Vine 53818]

Could someone explain to me WTF this is?  Never mind, don't want to know...

 

[HenryJames 65786]

[Biff Tannen 45384]

Seat geek talking ass commercials.  Also, most appropriate for the thread title.

[HornOnTheBayou 8861]

Wow, Taco Bell. I didn't think it was possible to make the idea of Asian lesbians in bed with each other unappealing, but you did it. Great job!

Edited April 13, 2022 by HornOnTheBayou

[hundredTT 576]

3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Wow, Taco Bell. I didn't think it was possible to make the idea of Asian lesbians unappealing, but you did it. Great job!

Haha watching the Twolves game? I literally came here to post this. This was the precursor to two girls one cup I believe. 

[ztejas 43000]

Do y'all think Steph is hitting that tight little gymnast ass behind the Subway counter? Giving her his own MVP parmesan vinaigrette?

[NorthLoop 14028]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do y'all think Steph is hitting that tight little gymnast ass behind the Subway counter? Giving her his own MVP parmesan vinaigrette?

Slow down there, Jared. 

[Eskimohorn 5589]

Do y'all think Steph is hitting that tight little gymnast ass behind the Subway counter? Giving her his own MVP parmesan vinaigrette?

She’s engaged to NFL player Jonathan Owens. Gonna say no.

[Sbbruin 21651]

Just came to post that the Progressive "turning into your parents" series of commercials are all awesome and Flo can get fucked.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21768]

55 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Just came to post that the Progressive "turning into your parents" series of commercials are all awesome and Flo can get fucked.

I'm pretty sure she's getting dicked on the regular from this guy

[ztejas 43000]

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm pretty sure she's getting dicked on the regular from this guy

I think she's probably the one doing the dicking in that relationship.

NTTAWWT.

[Sbbruin 21651]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think she's probably the one doing the dicking in that relationship.

NTTAWWT.

So that's what @NowThis looks like.

[Prepuce of Doom 20948]

On 4/12/2022 at 10:07 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Wow, Taco Bell. I didn't think it was possible to make the idea of Asian lesbians in bed with each other unappealing, but you did it. Great job!

I fucking hate the style of glasses that the one girl is wearing. Just totally stupid looking. 

A colleague of mine (30ish female) showed up wearing those once and my opinion of her character plummeted. 

[Texzilla58 4697]

The Sonic kitchen commercials. That chirpy hyper happy voice in a slamming kitchen. “Adding cheese!” “Cake batter going in!” “Order up!”

That shit ain’t right. I want to reach through the tv and strangle the dude with a bucket of chili cheese tots.

[ztejas 43000]

15 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

The Sonic kitchen commercials. That chirpy hyper happy voice in a slamming kitchen. “Adding cheese!” “Cake batter going in!” “Order up!”

That shit ain’t right. I want to reach through the tv and strangle the dude with a bucket of chili cheese tots.

It doesn't irritate me but I chuckle at the concept. Should be way more "uhhh ay bruh where the fuck the cookie dough pieces at?"

[RPM 26146]

I've worked at Sonic. That's not how shit goes down. @ztejas is much more accurate.

[Guadaloopy 10873]

On 4/12/2022 at 4:16 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Seat geek talking ass commercials.  Also, most appropriate for the thread title.

The hyphen placement in the title has always bothered me. 

[Lhorn 4863]

On 4/14/2022 at 8:48 PM, RPM said:

I've worked at Sonic. That's not how shit goes down. @ztejas is much more accurate.

You mean they aren’t yelling “yeah chef!” all the time?

[Prepuce of Doom 20948]

On 4/15/2022 at 9:46 AM, Guadaloopy said:

The hyphen placement in the title has always bothered me. 

It was done intentionally. 

[shadow_operative 15931]

i am right where i beeeeeelllooooooooooonnngggggggg.

😡😡😡

[Baboontyme 2805]

Much like the kid, I like turtles. I really want them to persevere. I do. 

But come the fuck on Kia. Buy a Kia so you can comb the beach for trash and save the turtles by the moonlight. Amazing.  

Edited April 28, 2022 by Baboontyme

[RPM 26146]

You gotta find Jesus to drive the Kia.

[shadow_operative 15931]

buy a subaru because you love your abuelita. 

[Pam Cummings 9471]

Suzy says i'll pass on VR, it's for gamer nerds.

 

Then she describes some of the geekiest sounding activity ever and is like ....thats for gamer nerds??

 

Yes bitch! All that shit you just said is nerdy as fuck!

[DougO 5238]

That travel commercial with that guy seems non-ragey enough until they start that shitty song at the end "I'd go the whole wide world! I'd go the whole wide world!..."

[Deej 76304]

Don Draper ain't walking through that door.

[UTCzech III 2893]

25 minutes ago, DougO said:

That travel commercial with that guy seems non-ragey enough until they start that shitty song at the end "I'd go the whole wide world! I'd go the whole wide world!..."

And I was just thinking what a glorious time we live in when I can hear Wreckless Eric and Sparks in commercials..

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5911]

"Arby's. We got the meats."

[clapclapclap 9000]

Stop putting fatasses in commercials!!!!

[RPM 26146]

4 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Stop putting fatasses in commercials!!!!

[ztejas 43000]

On 4/28/2022 at 9:25 PM, UTCzech III said:

And I was just thinking what a glorious time we live in when I can hear Wreckless Eric and Sparks in commercials..

 

 

I'm with @DougO that first song is grating once you've heard that ad multiple times but dear fucking God that 2nd song is atrocious. Pretty sure the amount of drugs I'd need for that to be listenable would kill me. 

Edited April 30, 2022 by ztejas

[Knoxtnhorn 5911]

I hate that malls are shutting down left and right, but if it helps end The Gap and Old Navy, I might be fine with it.

[NorthLoop 14028]

I hate their commercials, but I like clothes from Old Navy *ducks

[Biff Tannen 45384]

On 4/25/2022 at 8:27 PM, shadow_operative said:

i am right where i beeeeeelllooooooooooonnngggggggg.

😡😡😡

What you got against Kermit?

[Guest]

Customer is smart enough to make an online order at UberEats...

but too dumb not to eat soap or tape.

SMDH.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

This new Jared commercial about this chick who got sick after her marriage and her husband got some ring for her. blah blah blah blah blah.  Fuck off, from all the people who didn't survive or had the money to buy some bullshit pointless ring.  Fuck you.

[Longhornstampede 3173]

22 hours ago, RPM said:

And pedophiles

[Longhornstampede 3173]

Dodge trucks have made me detest Chris Stapleton's voice...

[ChickenSandwich 9775]

Avoid the psycho dancing and talking by herself in the middle of the path

 

[Dennis Taylor 18628]

On 4/28/2022 at 9:57 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

"Arby's. We got the meats."

Arby's is now selling wings...how many times have they tried to reinvent themselves? There's one 5 minutes from me and I can't remember the last time I saw more than 5 cars there. No idea how they stay open

[mininghorn88 2246]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Arby's is now selling wings...how many times have they tried to reinvent themselves? There's one 5 minutes from me and I can't remember the last time I saw more than 5 cars there. No idea how they stay open

I like Arby’s when I eat there. However I rarely eat at one since there is not one on my usual driving path nor close to my house. I do eat at the one in the ATL airport if I am in a hurry.

[shadow_operative 15931]

"do you think any of us will look back at our lives and regret the things we didn't buy?"

uh, yeah, i do think that. almost universally. i wish i'd had that insurance; wish i'd had that dash cam; wish i'd bought that amazon stock when it was an online bookstore. 

Edited May 3, 2022 by shadow_operative

[RPM 26146]

On 5/1/2022 at 12:03 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Arby's is now selling wings...how many times have they tried to reinvent themselves? There's one 5 minutes from me and I can't remember the last time I saw more than 5 cars there. No idea how they stay open