Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[shadow_operative 15,931]

well first there's this:

 

followed up by this:

 

 

watching the nba finals has just been great. 

[Lhorn 4,863]

You and your bros don’t get dressed to the nines to go hang out at the local bistro and eat finger sandwiches?  Sorry, don’t believe you. 

what was the commercial associated with the second photo?  From the looks on their faces I’d guess a young lady just walked by with her ass hanging out but I’m gonna guess the commercial was actually for a fucking Buick. 

[ztejas 42,999]

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

You and your bros don’t get dressed to the nines to go hang out at the local bistro and eat finger sandwiches?  Sorry, don’t believe you. 

what was the commercial associated with the second photo?  From the looks on their faces I’d guess a young lady just walked by with her ass hanging out but I’m gonna guess the commercial was actually for a fucking Buick. 

Black people in Atlanta definitely do shit like that. I don't hate that ad. I think it's for a Toyota truck? 

[Guest]

I'm on the bus to hell for laughing at the "heavy" lady doing headstands during yoga for the Gatorade commercial, right?

 

IDGAF.  That shit's hilarious.

[Deej 76,304]

On 6/8/2022 at 11:30 AM, NorthLoop said:

blacklab would've just answered "tree fiddy" every time

 

[Guest]

[Lhorn 4,863]

Jfc, a neck was not meant to support that kind of weight. 

[Lhorn 4,863]

That’s got to be a parody right?

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

That’s got to be a parody right?

No.  It was in a real commercial during the Rangers/ Lightning game last night.

Edited June 12, 2022 by slorch

[RPM 26,146]

10 hours ago, slorch said:

[Scary Stranger 1,711]

No.  It was in a real commercial during the Rangers/ Lightning game last night.

It’s on all the fucking time on ESPNU.

[Deej 76,304]

13 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Jfc, a neck was not meant to support that kind of weight. 

What neck?

[Texzilla58 4,697]

It’s on all the fucking time on ESPNU.

Only one more hundo and she qualifies for My 600lb life show and all the fame that brings.

[AUS-97HORN 11,575]

I want to beat the living shit out of the incel in the damn goldfish commercial thats been advertised during the super regionals

 

[ztejas 42,999]

The chick in these Pella windows commercials (local Austin) is hot as fuck. I mean I'd just ruin that. Repeatedly. 

[Longhornstampede 3,173]

On 6/11/2022 at 10:05 PM, slorch said:

I can almost smell that photo.... And it's not good

[mr. sunshine 2,820]

The commercial with the asthmatic ginger shoving his way through subway and escalator passengers so he can rent one of the last 1,000 electric scooters available. First time I’ve ever pulled for asthma

[Moby Ric 2,058]

On 6/10/2022 at 10:05 PM, shadow_operative said:

well first there's this:

 

followed up by this:

 

 

watching the nba finals has just been great. 

 

On 6/11/2022 at 10:05 PM, slorch said:

I was thinking these went together.  

[Underdog 28,362]

“That’s our son!”  Cracks me up.  

[Underdog 28,362]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,903]

Crossover episode.

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20,948]

I know it's been posted in here before, but the Sonic "declaratively narrate the incremental progress associated with filling a fast food order" grows more annoying with each exposure. 

[Texzilla58 4,697]

I know it's been posted in here before, but the Sonic "declaratively narrate the incremental progress associated with filling a fast food order" grows more annoying with each exposure. 

The voices they use make it sound like Tinkerbell and a bunch of fairies are magically making that horrible burger for you are so irritating. The better commercial would be what they really say.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

On 6/11/2022 at 10:05 PM, slorch said:

More like Gatorade Fat amirite.

[DougO 5,238]

Pandering to the poors who have it all figured out. That's why they keep winning.

 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,911]

On 7/5/2022 at 8:34 AM, Moby Ric said:

More like Gatorade Fat amirite.

Lol.  Y'all are going to love the new Target swimsuit ad.

[elfenix 34,155]

On 7/4/2022 at 4:58 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Crossover episode.

 

i just saw one of these for the first time, 5 second long interstitial on youtube and busted out laughing.  really unexpected  arby's!  we have the MEAT SWEATS!

[AUS-97HORN 11,575]

I've seen hundreds of different ambulance chaser advertisements in my lifetime....

 

but holy fuck this Corpus Christi cocksucking "look at me" fucker TJH is now fucking sponsoring everything.  Just saw 4 fucking back to back ads that involved this piece of shit.  

Tony Parkers comic book collection sponsored by this fucker. An actual TJH commercial, followed by the  YES coalition for San Antonio kids fundraiser, sponsored again by TJH and the fucking 4th was a different TJH commercial.

 

at least the Hammer commercials were funny... this fucker is all about himself. 

[Longhornstampede 3,173]

After the last 2 or 3 weeks if I never hear the fucking Blue Bell jingle again I wouldn't love a damn bit of sleep. They must be shelling out a fortune to saturate tv and radio with that sappy fucking thing

[Deej 76,304]

Blue Bell...made from real aggy jizz.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

You'd think that Whataburger beta that allows his girlfriend to steal his patty melt would have dumped her long ago for that. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,628]

It's been a little while but the blonde (Mrs Beck) used to go to a trainer at my gym and she's smoke in person. I'm sure some of you are familiar with their commercials 

[Steamboat1874 4,028]

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It's been a little while but the blonde (Mrs Beck) used to go to a trainer at my gym and she's smoke in person. I'm sure some of you are familiar with their commercials 

Certainly not smoke in that photo.

[RPM 26,146]

This is pretty much the opposite of this thread. I used to love the old Rainer Beer commercials from the 70's. The beer was piss, but the commercials were legit.

 

[Underdog 28,362]

That’s why I got the small, man. 

#TeamWillie

 

[demos 2,979]

These lendingtree commercials with molly shannon.

Was fran drescher not available? Jfc

[Prepuce of Doom 20,948]

I'd be really curious to know whether deaf people rate Fran Drescher as being more attractive than non-hearing impaired people do. 

[mr. sunshine 2,820]

The one where the the guy’s got a brand new truck and his friends insist on throwing their muddy hiking shit inside and plopping their sorry asses in the seats. I don’t think so motherfuckers. There’s a reason they make truck beds 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,911]

Here you go.  300 pounders, trannies, a chick with one leg?  All in one 30 second Target ad.

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,628]

15 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Here you go.  300 pounders, trannies, a chick with one leg?  All in one 30 second Target ad.

 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

15 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Here you go.  300 pounders, trannies, a chick with one leg?  All in one 30 second Target ad.

 

Hitting the lolpoors demographic I see.  JFC

[Moby Ric 2,058]

On 7/12/2022 at 10:40 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

It's been a little while but the blonde (Mrs Beck) used to go to a trainer at my gym and she's smoke in person. I'm sure some of you are familiar with their commercials 

All I am wondering about this pic is how much cocaine these two have done together and how many swingers parties they have hosted on a boat.

[royiv 9,113]

16 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

trannies

Dude. Be better.

[Pokoloco 1,253]

so bad

 

[NorthLoop 14,028]

On 7/20/2022 at 4:44 PM, mr. sunshine said:

The one where the the guy’s got a brand new truck and his friends insist on throwing their muddy hiking shit inside and plopping their sorry asses in the seats. I don’t think so motherfuckers. There’s a reason they make truck beds 

My favorite part of that is the black family with the random Asian friend. 

[Beau Vine 53,818]

On 7/20/2022 at 3:31 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'd be really curious to know whether deaf people rate Fran Drescher as being more attractive than non-hearing impaired people do. 

Speaking of nasally-talking bitches I'd like to kill:

[Beau Vine 53,818]

 

[Beau Vine 53,818]

 

[Bama Llama 1,441]

I’se figna vom- BWAAARRRUACH!

too late

[HenryJames 65,786]