Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

[Macanudo 13342]

What if the host has some really good weed though?  

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Golden Corral commercial with a Hispanic grandfather, mother, and 2 kids. Painfully over-the-top Hispanic accent from the kid actor, to wit:

"... fried cheeeeken"

"... you're from My-yammie"

[Underdog 29230]

Unless grandpa has some flavor...  DAYUM!!!!(red lobster ad). 

[DougO 5269]

Samsung Flip commercial, kill it with fire.

Also qualifies for punchable faces.

 

[Smax 3800]

8 minutes ago, DougO said:

Samsung Flip commercial, kill it with fire.

Also qualifies for punchable faces.

 

 

[NorthLoop 14536]

7 hours ago, DougO said:

Samsung Flip commercial, kill it with fire.

Also qualifies for punchable faces.

 

[Deej 77893]

I'm always amazed that Sonic makes this commercial, then decides to dump it and go all in on the two morons in their car. 

 

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I'm always amazed that Sonic makes this commercial, then decides to dump it and go all in on the two morons in their car. 

I've gotta be honest,  I havent seen the OG two morons in a commercial in a very long time. maybe as far back as 4 years.

Now, that being said, Sonic has changed their 2 morons out with replacement morons. 

You have the 2 idiotic soccer moms trying to figure out how to use their phone app, Those two have been in several commercials

and the family unit of idiots talking about tots.

[DougO 5269]

10 hours ago, Smax said:

 

[BamaATL 16593]

Jardiance fat woman musical commercial.  Watching that oompa loompa wallow around makes me vomit in my mouth.  

[Longhornstampede 3228]

On 8/10/2023 at 11:41 AM, BamaATL said:

Jardiance fat woman musical commercial.  Watching that oompa loompa wallow around makes me vomit in my mouth.  

Not even with that tongue.... 

[BamaATL 16593]

11 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Not even with that tongue.... 

Just the visual I didn't need, thanks.  Almost as disturbing as the overhead shot when she is "dancing"

[DougO 5269]

34 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Just the visual I didn't need, thanks.  Almost as disturbing as the overhead shot when she is "dancing"

It's amazing how these pharm companies find the most rhythm-challenged people to dance in their commercials.

[Longhornstampede 3228]

If you are able to watch long enough without puking she has a world class FUPA 🤮

[Scary Stranger 1727]

Uh. Pretty sure you are all supposed to think fat is beautiful these days. If you don’t, Lizzie will eat you.

[Scary Stranger 1727]

Lizzo. Stupid auto-correct.

[DougO 5269]

So happy to have the dia-beet-us you just gotta dance.

[Beau Vine 55893]

On 7/24/2023 at 2:51 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Airbnb ads describing how awesome it was to hang out with their airbnb host. Nobody wants to hang out with the airbnb host. That sounds fucking dumb.

Bruh...

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 19386]

I don't even think of these as commercials anymore but here goes

 

Fansville Season 6 Premiere :60

 

[NorthLoop 14536]

I, for one, enjoy the Fansville commercials. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21296]

You probably haven't seen it unless you watch motorsports, but the Advance Auto Parts commercial where Abuela (she makes the best tostadas) inexplicably arrives at the end of the commercial all dressed up like some kind of tough guy biker type. 

It's stupid, pandering, and doesn't even make sense. 

[DougO 5269]

I don't know if this is gonna sell anything or win any Cleo awards, but the parachute guy cracks my ass up every time.

 

 

[Texzilla58 4798]

I would watch a Fansville series especially if milf mom gets nekkid.

[Steamboat1874 4391]

18 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I, for one, enjoy the Fansville commercials. 

They are great.....Boz is perfect as the sheriff.

I also enjoy the Mayhem commercials.

[Dennis Taylor 19386]

13 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I would watch a Fansville series especially if milf mom gets nekkid.

So, like an OnlyFansville? 

[NorthLoop 14536]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So, like an OnlyFansville? 

[PittsburghTiger 6358]

On 8/4/2023 at 10:21 PM, RamjetFDO said:

Golden Corral commercial with a Hispanic grandfather, mother, and 2 kids. Painfully over-the-top Hispanic accent from the kid actor, to wit:

"... fried cheeeeken"

"... you're from My-yammie"
 

That one has my brother going nuts.

[Beau Vine 55893]

On 8/24/2023 at 7:31 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

I also enjoy the Mayhem commercials.

I'm afraid that we can't be friends.

[Guest]

The original "shaky, shaky" mayhem commercials were funny.

The past 2-3 years they have generally sucked.

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

cross posting from the NU CU thread

 

man, you know these wendys actors are wondering how in the holy fuck they all still have jobs

[Texzilla58 4798]

Kia. Couple sets up phone for selfie and eagle snags their phone. Couple follows bird in their Kia. Girl climbs to nest to grab phone, thereby screwing up nest of an endangered raptor.

[Gatorubet 30791]

15 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Kia. Couple sets up phone for selfie and eagle snags their phone. Couple follows bird in their Kia. Girl climbs to nest to grab phone, thereby screwing up nest of an endangered raptor.

also, apparently, Eagles only fly directly parallel to roads, enabling you to get near their nest

[Lhorn 5098]

The “it’s so fun to drive this car, I drive for no fucking reason” commercials are idiotic.  Cute little girl asks Dad “how big is the ocean?” (Iirc) so Dad tells his job to get fucked and he’s driving his daughter over mountains and through forest so she can see the ocean. 
 

Another one a guy calls his friend to say he’s coming over.  He’s driving whatever car they are selling all over the fucking place and he pulls up in his friends driveway and they reveal that they live next door to each other.  Fuck off!

 

another one two assholes are tearing it up in separate cars.  Turns out they are playing “tag”……in 4000 lb vehicles.  
 

 

[Texzilla58 4798]

Only Subaru has decent car commercials. Because they use dogs.

[Eskimohorn 5682]

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

[DougO 5269]

We apparently live in a society in which 34-year old servers at Wendy's are the official arbiters of accepted popular vernacular.

[Dennis Taylor 19386]

Hey financial planner whose dad did windows for a hundred bucks a window when other guys would charge four or five hundred bucks a window- I think your old man would say get rid of that ridiculous mustache 

[Bama Llama 1510]

On 9/9/2023 at 8:51 PM, Eskimohorn said:

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

I thought Bryce Young nailed his Fansville segment last year: "They're my family now, CJ." and gives the kid the dead-eyed look.

[Prepuce of Doom 21296]

On 9/17/2023 at 10:26 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Hey financial planner whose dad did windows for a hundred bucks a window when other guys would charge four or five hundred bucks a window- I think your old man would say get rid of that ridiculous mustache 

His stupid face is so hateably, punchably wide. 

And the way he says "bucks" - beuugghkz. 

Edited September 19, 2023 by Prepuce of Doom

[RPM 26681]

Ben Affleck is stuck in Batman voice which makes his Dunkin commercials even more annoying.

[BamaATL 16593]

Not a rant, but it's pretty funny to me that Walmart is using a song about contract killing to promote its low prices.  

[Dennis Taylor 19386]

6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Not a rant, but it's pretty funny to me that Walmart is using a song about contract killing to promote its low prices.  

Twilight zone?

[Scary Stranger 1727]

His stupid face is so hateably, punchably wide. 
And the way he says "bucks" - beuugghkz. 

Yeah. I don’t think his dad story makes his dad look quite like he thinks it does.

[Beau Vine 55893]

I literally hate every single second of this commercial:

 

[Beau Vine 55893]

OTOH, this is one of the greatest commercials ever made:

 

[WBT 20999]

On 9/9/2023 at 8:51 PM, Eskimohorn said:

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

The conference realignment one this year is excellent.  Someone hit up the message boards and did a good job of capturing the key talking points.

[NorthLoop 14536]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

The conference realignment one this year is excellent.  Someone hit up the message boards and did a good job of capturing the key talking points.

The overreaction to the first play of the season was spot fucking on. 

[GoPokes83 2249]

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

Only so much downplaying you can do with Kate French…

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

57 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Only so much downplaying you can do with Kate French…

Is that the mom?? The mom in those commercials is so in my wheelhouse.

[Pokoloco 1300]

37 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Is that the mom?? The mom in those commercials is so in my wheelhouse.

Ya reckon?