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Dennis Taylor
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So, like an OnlyFansville? 

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man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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The progressive commercial where the kid comes over to pick up his prom date and her dad is showing off their staircase and then goes "oh she said she'll meet you at the prom" has made me chuckle a couple times now.

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Apologies if this has already been mentioned, but what's up with the influx of "Does your coochie or dick stink? Try this full body deodorant" commercials. Don't think I have ever seen one until a few months ago, not they're basically all I see. 

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Apologies if this has already been mentioned, but what's up with the influx of "Does your coochie or dick stink? Try this full body deodorant" commercials. Don't think I have ever seen one until a few months ago, not they're basically all I see. 

Targeted advertising for sheep fuckers?

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4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Apologies if this has already been mentioned, but what's up with the influx of "Does your coochie or dick stink? Try this full body deodorant" commercials. Don't think I have ever seen one until a few months ago, not they're basically all I see. 

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It's been on a while, but I regularly get a life insurance commercial where the guy is getting berated for not getting a policy by his wife, he then calls and has this huge sense of relief and smile for getting the policy.  It's really off putting; like he's the biggest idiot on earth who couldn't figure this out and at the same time it's a prelude to a lifetime wife kills the husband for insurance movie.  

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On 6/3/2024 at 9:25 AM, Scary Stranger said:

I honestly thought she had died.

If only she would.

On 6/3/2024 at 2:42 AM, GoPokes83 said:

This keeps popping up in my online feeds. I’m sure in real life 86 year old Jane Fonda looks just like this.
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Jane should move to the Artic.

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On 5/17/2024 at 8:05 PM, Derka said:

I can’t fully explain why, but this guy‘s voice makes me want to go all Andy Bernard on the nearest wall.

 

I assumed that was RG3 and they were making the commercial intentionally annoying 

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On 6/28/2024 at 8:34 PM, Red Five said:

Hey, ads. Stop telling me to meet things. It's in every fucking ad now. I literally just saw two commercials in a row that began with "Meet _____." 

Along these lines, lots of commercials seem to want to invite people to join them on, say Chime, the Movement (fancy watches) etc.  

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5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Along these lines, lots of commercials seem to want to invite people to join them on, say Chime, the Movement (fancy watches) etc.  

And most of them seem to feature beard bros with weird overbites and shhtrange shhpeech patterns as a result. 

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3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And most of them seem to feature beard bros with weird overbites and shhtrange shhpeech patterns as a result. 

I know one of the historical tell-tale of coming economic difficult was always the number of tower cranes in a major city (if there are more than ever before, look the fuck out), I'm beginning to think the new metric is the number of bros pimping their bullshit new luxury brand.  

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5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I know one of the historical tell-tale of coming economic difficult was always the number of tower cranes in a major city (if there are more than ever before, look the fuck out), I'm beginning to think the new metric is the number of bros pimping their bullshit new luxury brand.  

Interesting idea, but it'll never take off because honestly, who can tell those guys apart? 

There might be just one guy who is in all of the commercials, or there could be hundreds. Only he/they know for sure!!! 

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On 7/10/2024 at 3:59 AM, Underdog said:

She scares me… 

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she’s commercial casting dynamite.

On 11/14/2021 at 8:49 PM, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

WTeverlovingF has Chicago done to Whataburger?

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That might possibly be the worst ad in history, I can't imagine what the idiots that created that abomination thought it would do to help sell the product or the restaurant 

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