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the name your flavor lays ad where they pretend they're coming up with wacky new flavors but they're literally just telling us great flavors that other countries get but never show up here. paprika chili? that's just spicy paprika. szechuan sauerkraut? that's the chinese version of kimchi.

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On 12/18/2024 at 12:43 AM, elfenix said:

high tide, high tide!

The other one where the simp brings duck to a tailgate is far worse.

And I remain baffled by commercials that portray their customers as morons.

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

And I remain baffled by commercials that portray their customers as morons.

And so many of them (as well as many others that don't portray their customers as morons, but which are also fundamentally unprofessional and idiotic) are advertisements for insurance companies of all things - the very last sort of institution that should ever want to be intuitively associated with such rampart buffonery. 

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11 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And so many of them (as well as many others that don't portray their customers as morons, but which are also fundamentally unprofessional and idiotic) are advertisements for insurance companies of all things - the very last sort of institution that should ever want to be intuitively associated with such rampart buffonery. 

Thomas J Henry says hello

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On 12/21/2024 at 12:39 PM, miguelito said:

I'll continue to never eat at Burger King again.

Bee Kay mel-el-el-el-elt 🤮

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6 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

I feel like the Mountain Dew guy in the fuzzy green coat is grooming kids to human traffic them. Possibly selling them to the yeti.

Yeah. He's a grown man that drinks Mountain Dew. What exactly do you expect?

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Is the premise of the new Geico caveman commercials that he’s still mad about the last campaign? It’s not clear and they’re stupid af either way. 

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53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is the premise of the new Geico caveman commercials that he’s still mad about the last campaign? It’s not clear and they’re stupid af either way. 

THANK YOU!!!  This ad campaign is stupid af and unfunny.

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On 12/24/2024 at 7:44 PM, Beau Vine said:

The other one where the simp brings duck to a tailgate is far worse.

And I remain baffled by commercials that portray their customers as morons.

Idk. I kind of chuckle at the duck one. 

High Tide guy can EABOD.

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If some kind of liquid gets spilled on a table and it's about to ruin your phone, tablet, wedding photos, etc. how about just pick your phone, etc. up instead of being at the mercy of a fucking Bounty paper towel? 

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These GMC trucks with the crab walk "feature"...what is the point?  Seems like a complicated solution looking for a problem to solve.  Am I missing something?

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On 1/2/2025 at 9:04 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

I am confident in saying that "Nuggative Nelly" might be the worst ad campaign in history. 

Yep.  That was the intent of my earlier post #4908.  Just horrible.

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2 hours ago, 83Horn said:

These GMC trucks with the crab walk "feature"...what is the point?  Seems like a complicated solution looking for a problem to solve.  Am I missing something?

It's just one more thing to break.

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18 hours ago, 83Horn said:

These GMC trucks with the crab walk "feature"...what is the point?  Seems like a complicated solution looking for a problem to solve.  Am I missing something?

Just one more feature for folks with no intent( or ability) to operate a motor vehicle while driving.

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That McConaughey "ooooh Jerry's eating rice" commercial is dumb as fuck. Good thing they only show it 15 times per football game. 

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Team.  It's been a grind, but I think I've aged you well...

I know Cheez Its is a big sponsor of the bowls and playoffs but, fuck's sake, film a new commercial.

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