Bob Stoops

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Is available...just kidding

kinda

 

[LongestHorn 759]

Another round, Bob, and keep them coming...you dick eating by the bagful fucker

[David Dennison 18926]

In a heart beat. No question.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Sensitive aren’t we? I honestly thought everyone was numb to the losing by this point. 

[F250 28788]

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

I’d have made Tom pay the whole damn check. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Tanned.  Rested.  Ready.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

I hear Riley Dodge won his first game. We should give him a tryout. Just kidding. Kind of.

[David Dennison 18926]

If he wanted the job, it would be institutional malpractice not to hire Bob Stoops.

He would never coach here, so whatever.

[kopp0e 1135]

36 minutes ago, F250 said:

#ThingsCanTurnAroud... Remember Michigan once lost to Appalachian State...

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

How about brushing the dust off Les Miles?

 He will win you 9+ games per year.

However, half of the wins will be nail biters that cause heart attacks

Edited September 1, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[David Dennison 18926]

2 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

#ThingsCanTurnAroud... Remember Michigan once lost to Appalachian State...

Um, they still haven't turned it around.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hear Riley Dodge won his first game. We should give him a tryout. Just kidding. Kind of.

Riley went to the playoffs and should have went to the national championship his debut season and will be a playoff contender again. He's did much more than just 'win his first game'. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

This guy, Leach, Mangino, or Sumlin should be next up.

[Domedriver 655]

I want the Pirate!

[SDG 3319]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How about brushing the dust off Les Miles?

 He will win you 9+ games per year.

However, half of the wins will be nail biters that cause heart attacks

You’re such a fucking troll. Please stick to the CR forum where we don’t care.  

[ousux 5598]

No, fuck no.

[Bullneck 19181]

3 hours ago, kopp0e said:

#ThingsCanTurnAroud... Remember Michigan once lost to Appalachian State...

And they came back the next year and won the Super Bowl.  So anything can happen.

[Red Five 40873]

We could have had Dabo a few years ago. Oh well. 

[Blotto 23560]

Thujone would become a billionaire.

[Bullneck 19181]

Just now, Red Five said:

We could have had Dabo a few years ago. Oh well. 

Yeah, kinda like this.  Someone with a player pedigree in a pressure environment.  Relatively young.  Corporate enough to handle the national media and big donors.  

Not another mid-level conference flash in the pan.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

3 minutes ago, SDG said:

You’re such a fucking troll. Please stick to the CR forum where we don’t care.  

Les Miles >> Tom Herman and it isn't even close.

[Steelers Roll Left 1180]

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Thujone would become a billionaire.

Tower cock?

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

You wash your dirty white mouth out with soap.

[johnny utah 68]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How about brushing the dust off Les Miles?

 He will win you 9+ games per year.

However, half of the wins will be nail biters that cause heart attacks

Well, I’d take the nail biter wins instead of the nail biter losses that we’ve experienced the last two years. 

[ButtFumble 5180]

if Boom wins 9+ at SC I say we get him on the phone before he even gets to their bowl game

[ButtFumble 5180]

so does Meat chicken go for stoops before tOSU can or do they wait for urban to leave tOSU and take urban

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Riley went to the playoffs and should have went to the national championship his debut season and will be a playoff contender again. He's did much more than just 'win his first game'. 

Well, fuck. I don't watch high school football, but I saw it posted that he won his fist game. Maybe it was at a new school?

 

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. I dunno. Whoever coaches SLC, I think?

Edited September 2, 2018 by Spider2YBanana

[UTEX_ME 4766]

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How about brushing the dust off Les Miles?

 He will win you 9+ games per year.

However, half of the wins will be nail biters that cause heart attacks

so another Mack Brown, nttiawwt

Edited September 2, 2018 by UTEX_ME

[wild_turkey 3167]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

so another Mack Brown

I would gladly take another Mack Brown if it means we will win a MNC sometime in his 15 year tenure, play for another MNC, and win multiple bowl games. 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

13 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well, fuck. I don't watch high school football, but I saw it posted that he won his fist game. Maybe it was at a new school?

 

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. I dunno. Whoever coaches SLC, I think?

Nevermind I am thinking of someone else, the OU coach. Carry on. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Nevermind I am thinking of someone else, the OU coach. Carry on. 

OK, good. I thought I was going nuts 

[cmontexas 3272]

Petey may be at the end of his run in Seattle

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

We could have had Dabo a few years ago. Oh well. 

What would be your serious thoughts on Brent Venables..? He seems to have turned around the Tiger defense, or would you rather have a certified big name coach..?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

The only coach we should go for if Herman doesn’t work out is Dabo. Love what he’s about and love the players he has brought to Clemson. His teams are doing what we should be achieving every year.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Les Miles is probably my favorite coach of all time in college football. If not, top 3. could you imagine this every saturday in Austin? It would be a godsend

 

 

[Chad 1728]

Mike Leach wouldn't lose back to back to a shitty Maryland team that will win 2 or 3 conference games in the Big 10 and he'd love to put the fucks to Tech on a yearly basis.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

The coach at Iowa state is gonna get snatched up by a bigger program and take them to new heights. He seems like a really competent coach.

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

The coach at Iowa state is gonna get snatched up by a bigger program and take them to new heights. He seems like a really competent coach.

He’s the eventual Urban Meyer replacement.


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[kopp0e 1135]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

He’s the eventual Urban Meyer replacement.


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If he had a choice, which school would he pick..? Texas is a better program than Ohio State I would think in resources...

[0xdeadbeef 1651]

Stoops would be bad, but at least we're not ready to sell our collective souls and bring in Art Briles.  

 

[atomheartbevo 89735]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Les Miles is probably my favorite coach of all time in college football. If not, top 3. could you imagine this every saturday in Austin? It would be a godsend

 

 

His cute daughter is a Longhorn swimmer.  

[TexArcher 37984]

3 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

if Boom wins 9+ at SC I say we get him on the phone before he even gets to their bowl game

I say we get him on the phone next Tuesday.

[Treefidy 1469]

2 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

The only coach we should go for if Herman doesn’t work out is Dabo. Love what he’s about and love the players he has brought to Clemson. His teams are doing what we should be achieving every year.

I think Davi is lining up as sabans replacement.  dont know if he would come here but if I were AD and looking for replacements, his agent would be on speed dial.   

I would take an aging Pete Carroll at this point, he's a good coach for certain.  But then again after today my standards have dropped quite a bit.  

[atomheartbevo 89735]

9 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

I would take an aging Pete Carroll at this point, he's a good coach for certain.  But then again after today my standards have dropped quite a bit.  

Fuck that noise.  USC had a few issues with some players getting paid under his tenure.

Bring Mike Leach in.

[Treefidy 1469]

College football has had a shady side for a long time, and it's only gotten worse.  If you sniff around Bama, UGA, tOSU, Clemson, OU, and many others you will find things.  Sure, some more than others, do UW or Wisky seem like dirty programs?   

 The irony seems that big numbers like an uncle receiving 200k for a QB, or a family receiving 300k in "gifts" for a RB aren't heavily scrutinized by the NCAA, but trading swag for tattoos, getting limo rides, or getting $300 cash will bring their full wrath.  

I think Bama started a high stakes game and it's become self fulfilling in that kids want to go there now to win and get the best chance for the league.  UGA came to the table a few years ago and they have been recruiting lights out.   Now aggy is sitting down and throwing out a big pile of chips, but they don't realize they are the mark.  

Fisher has been cuck deep in the mire so he knows what's what on that front, though he's got to be like wtf aggy has no idea how this is supposed to work, they want me to fed-ex a gold Pontiac to a kid. 

[Hamttx 421]

5 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

The only coach we should go for if Herman doesn’t work out is Dabo. Love what he’s about and love the players he has brought to Clemson. His teams are doing what we should be achieving every year.

Before you go there take the time to see how Clemson is operating. Dabo got his ass handed to him season after season (remember West Virginia) until he implemented the “Saban” plan. And that won’t work here. Texas will not allow the Head football coach to pull scholarships, among other things, that we see down here every year simply to have a powerhouse. 

People easily forget that his success is at the same school Charlie Pell and Danny Ford succeeded at. Followed by multiple NCAA punishment.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

You give Saban a blank check and tell him “write a number”. 

[Dbeasy 15072]

Go get a Leach tree offensive coordinator to start. We might find that Herman could succeed if that’s the offense they run.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fuck that noise.  USC had a few issues with some players getting paid under his tenure.

Bring Mike Leach in.

You honestly think nothing goes on under the table at UT? That shit is an epidemic across college sports, mainly football and basketball. Who gives a shit about that kind of stuff these days. The NCAA itself is corrupt as hell.