Fuck this "perfect game" mantra, herman your team was anything but too fucking perfect

[alphahorn 1,637]

Herman for the 2nd year in a row fails to get his team ready to open the season. Against a weaker opponent without a fucking head coach and in total disarray following the death of a teammate, we come out and lay an egg yet again.  Herman tries to put lipstick on this fucking pig of a team of his by saying, 'they were trying to be too perfect'.  LOL.  fuck you herman, a cluster fuck in every aspect of the game has nothing to do with being too perfect and everything to do with being ill-prepared by your staff.

This is on you herman and this is fucking horrible, inexcusable loss to a far inferior team that didn't even have a head coach.. 

[Magus Ossis 2,847]

The thing about being a condescending wunderkind is that it only works for the successful. Losers with no humility or insight have no chance.

[Nivek 16,986]

How is Maryland a weaker team? Their o-line is better and their db’s can catch.

[CastHorn 815]

After the fumble call he looked totally overwhelmed. Hands on his head and visibly shaking with anxiety. 

[alphahorn 1,637]

If I were to use sam at all it would be in the Swoopes package.

Shane and Rising or another .500 season

[CooterBrown 18,029]

What I can get past is that we are going on 5 years without receivers than can create separation on a regular basis.

[Fred Willard 115]

Maybe Greg Davis is our standard

[:D. 11]

what did you expect when you gave 25 million to a scrub who lost to UConn and navy? 

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

4 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

Maybe Greg Davis is our standard

its a pretty high standard all things considered 

[Ldogg53 514]

its a pretty high standard all things considered 

Fucking exactly. For all the bitching about him, my god it’s been horrid since then.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

I miss Greg Davis.   You know, an OC willing to bend schemes to match his players  

 

Soemone fly a banner saying we were sorry flying the first banner 

Edited September 2, 2018 by Xian

[GhostofDanJones 336]

22 minutes ago, Xian said:

I miss Greg Davis.   You know, an OC willing to bend schemes to match his players  

 

Soemone fly a banner saying we were sorry flying the first banner 

Tim Beck makes Greg Davis actually look competent.

[Wally Pryor 5,263]

1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

Herman for the 2nd year in a row fails to get his team ready to open the season. Against a weaker opponent without a fucking head coach and in total disarray following the death of a teammate, we come out and lay an egg yet again.  Herman tries to put lipstick on this fucking pig of a team of his by saying, 'they were trying to be too perfect'.  LOL.  fuck you herman, a cluster fuck in every aspect of the game has nothing to do with being too perfect and everything to do with being ill-prepared by your staff.

This is on you herman and this is fucking horrible, inexcusable loss to a far inferior team that didn't even have a head coach.. 

Lulz.  Maryland isn't weaker than Texas.   They're two mediocre, at best, teams.  One was just prepared today and the other just strolled in thinking it could put on those candy-ass-shade-of-orange-that-isnt'-burnt uniforms and walk out with a 3-TD win.

[alphahorn 1,637]

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Lulz.  Maryland isn't weaker than Texas.   They're two mediocre, at best, teams.  One was just prepared today and the other just strolled in thinking it could put on those candy-ass-shade-of-orange-that-isnt'-burnt uniforms and walk out with a 3-TD win.

you ask 10 coaches which roster they'd take and all 10 would choose texas.  maryland was just better prepared 

[Scheiss Meister 8,411]

That wasn't "trying not to make mistakes".  That was a complete and utter lack of preparation for the opening game.  Again. 

Most of the first half every Texas player made me think of Ralphie seeing Santa in A Christmas Story: "Football?  What's a football?"