Dallas Cowboys 2018 Regular Season Thread

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

prob that Jerry intends on taking full control of everything to include play calling to see how much more fucked he can make this team 

[NowThis 931]

Red is gone , no?

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

No way they'd fire hom on Fri after a bye week.  Though, wasn't he catching flack for attending a World Series game?

[NowThis 931]

On 10/29/2018 at 4:15 PM, DougO said:

Connor isn't  a left tackle in the NFL, doesn't have the necessary arm length for NFL rushers. Right tackle is pushing it. He may end up being a tweener that's probably best suited as a backup. Give him at least a full season to show improvement at guard, his best chance as an NFL starter. Collins and Leary had their early struggles as well.

Connor would make a good Center

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

It's going to be some announcement on adding Witten and Ware to the Ring of Honor.  

[Get ln My Van 927]

“Well I, think that I uh, I think that we uh, have ultimate faith in Jason Garrett and uh I think that I uh, he’s done a fine job as our head coach and I uh think that uh, we’ve shown real promise with dak and zekial and uh.”

[Underdog 28614]

He's selling the Team? 

[TornACL 7698]

43 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Gotta be a giant pomp and circumstance press conference to celebrate the arrival of Amari Cooper. Peak Cowboys.

[txbroadcaster 110]

RoH or who is performing on Turkey day is my bet...MAYBE extension news with DLaw or someone else. 

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

Jerry is going to move the team to the XFL. Change of scenery will do us good. 

Zeke Hate Me. 

[DougO 5243]

Witten suits up and starts for the Cowboys Monday night with a mic in his helmet, becomes the first analyst to work the game while playing in it.

Edited November 2, 2018 by DougO

[Vic Mackey 47025]

Maybe he'll tell us he only has 5 days to live.

[Underdog 28614]

More Stadium art? 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Maybe he'll tell us he only has 5 days to live.

Jokes on us, Jerry will prob live forever. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Only thing that would make me happy is a D Law extension.

Don't see a Garrett firing happening. 

[Dewey 3286]

He's bringing in a Parcells guy, Testaverde for obvious passing downs and Dak for running plays.

[Trey3216 15346]

27 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Jokes on us, Jerry will prob live forever. 

Rolling Stone out front shoulda told you 

[Mileslong 4727]

I don’t give two fucks about the ring of honor announcement. This smacks of a PR move to take attention away from the shitty football team and the heat to fire his lapboy Garrett. That’s the only fucking press conference I want to hear.

Also if he puts Romo up there before Demarcus Ware then I’m going to be more pissed and I don’t think anyone’s wants that around here

[TornACL 7698]

13 hours ago, Underdog said:

More Stadium art? 

Sky Mirror 2: Revenge of the Prism

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

15 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

prob that Jerry intends on taking full control of everything to include play calling to see how much more fucked he can make this team 

Jerry calling plays from his asshole couldn't fuck this team up any worse.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Maybe he'll tell us he only has 5 days to live.

That's 5 too many 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

26 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Jerry calling plays from his asshole couldn't fuck this team up any worse.

No way he'll be as good as my wife.  Her play calling consists of Hail Marys and going for it on every 4th down.  

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Gil Brandt new Ring of Honor member. 

No word on why Garrett is still here.

[Vic Mackey 47025]

Gil Brandt new Ring of Honor member. 
No word on why Garrett is still here.

That's the big announcement? Who fucking cares about the ring of honor. I want to win in the present time.

[Mileslong 4727]

3 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

No way he'll be as good as my wife.  Her play calling consists of Hail Marys and going for it on every 4th down.  

my girlfriends play calling consists of "why do they run it up the middle?!"  "Why don't they run it where all the players aren't?!"

[C-Man 27216]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Gil Brandt new Ring of Honor member. 
No word on why Garrett is still here.

That's the big announcement? Who fucking cares about the ring of honor. I want to win in the present time.

Consider yourself lucky it was a non-event. He could've been gearing up to announce a Garrett extension.

[Vic Mackey 47025]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Consider yourself lucky it was a non-event. He could've been gearing up to announce a Garrett extension.

I'm expecting that after we beat the Titans in a few days. Clap clap clap

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

4-6 weeks for a HAS is pretty standard.

 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

The best “ability” is avai.... ahh, forget it.

 Cowboys have a lot of “great” players who seem to miss a lot of time.

[Radical Larry 28585]

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

my girlfriends play calling consists of "why do they run it up the middle?!"  "Why don't they run it where all the players aren't?!"

Well, this player is always around to run it up the middle on your GF

[DougO 5243]

At least we have the groovy blue jerseys to look forward to, at least I remember that being announced real early in the season. I kinda wish I was shooting the game for that reason. The old blue jersey jinx can't really have any effect by now, since the team is constantly jinxed anyway. Not sure what the record is for blue shirts at home. It may be 0-0 since the Texas Stadium days.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

2 hours ago, DougO said:

At least we have the groovy blue jerseys to look forward to, at least I remember that being announced real early in the season. I kinda wish I was shooting the game for that reason. The old blue jersey jinx can't really have any effect by now, since the team is constantly jinxed anyway. Not sure what the record is for blue shirts at home. It may be 0-0 since the Texas Stadium days.

Why you no shoot?

[DougO 5243]

42 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Why you no shoot?

I only get to shoot a couple games per season.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, this player is always around to run it up the middle on your GF

My GF likes what I call "The Statue of Liberty"

[Vic Mackey 47025]

My GF likes what I call "The Statue of Liberty"

So she likes you to lie there and do nothing?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

5 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

My GF likes what I call "The Statue of Liberty"

So she likes you to lie there and do nothing?

One arm, fully extended

[futureman 22453]

On 11/2/2018 at 8:33 AM, Mileslong said:

Also if he puts Romo up there before Demarcus Ware then I’m going to be more pissed and I don’t think anyone’s wants that around here

I’s wants it, you fuckin neanderthal 

[cmontexas 3270]

Romo won a lot more games for the Cowboys than Ware

[Mileslong 4727]

Romo is Danny White

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Romo is Danny White

Minus the punting

[Mileslong 4727]

I’s wants it, you fuckin neanderthal 

You also want dick up your ass so what?

[Vic Mackey 47025]

5 hours ago, Mileslong said:

Romo is Danny White

Don't disrespect Danny White like this. Romo couldn't hold Danny White's jockstrap. White actually played in conference championships. Romo could only dream about those. 

Romo is a poor man's Brett Favre without any of the winning and substance. 

[futureman 22453]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 White actually played in conference championships.

Romo should have played in a conference championship.  #dezcaughtit

[Vic Mackey 47025]

 

[kingkoopa6 8348]

sad.

Drew Brees last 8 games 

18 TD 1 INT 2336 yards 120.6 RTG

[Vic Mackey 47025]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

sad.

Drew Brees last 8 games 

18 TD 1 INT 2336 yards 120.6 RTG

Going out on a limb but I think this is a tad better than our QB. 

Edited November 6, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

my streak of refusing to watch more than 5 min of this clown show continues,  I watched the opening drive for the missed FG and shut her down.  Thanks Jerruh 

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

 

[immortal13 4059]

On 11/3/2018 at 6:56 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Don't disrespect Danny White like this. Romo couldn't hold Danny White's jockstrap. White actually played in conference championships. Romo could only dream about those. 

Romo is a poor man's Brett Favre without any of the winning and substance. 

I'm guessing you are too young to remember watching Danny White play, otherwise you would realize what ridiculous take this is.