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European was on last night I think. Vegas and Christmas are great too.
Christmas Vacation is my favorite Christmas movie. I make it a point to watch it every December.
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Eddie:

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself."

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Clark:

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

Eddie:

Nothin' but the best

 

 

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5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Eddie:

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself."

__________

Clark:

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

Eddie:

Nothin' but the best

 

 

I quote that at any restaurant that has Hunt's.

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This is one of those very few movies, very few among comedies, where there is basically nothing that can be trimmed from the movie, or rather needs to be trimmed from the movie.  The editing and writing were just spot-on.

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Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids... 

Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.

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I was hammered at a wedding years ago and met a guy named Rusty. I think I used the "Rusty, may I call you Rusty?" line on him about 10 times. I thought I was fucking hilarious. I don't think he felt the same way.

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O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her... give her a break.

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9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I was hammered at a wedding years ago and met a guy named Rusty. I think I used the "Rusty, may I call you Rusty?" line on him about 10 times. I thought I was fucking hilarious. I don't think he felt the same way.

One of John Candy's greatest characters.

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Another one of my favorite underrated lines after he gets pulled over after forgetting the dog on the bumper-

Police officer- Do you know the penalties for animal cruelty in the state of Colorado?

Clark- No, I don't

Police officer- Well they are probably pretty steep 

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Lasky: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky: It's a BB gun!
Clark: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Lasky: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Clark: Yeah I could. It could lodge in the skin and cause a very bad infection.

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