National Lampoon’s Vacation

[Sbbruin 21842]

This ranks in the top 5 of my all-time fav movies and am watching it now.

”I think you’re all fucked in the head.”

[Radical Larry 28584]

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway? 

Go fuck yo mama.

Thank you very much. 

[shnsajax 3591]

European was on last night I think. Vegas and Christmas are great too.

[Whatever 700]

It's pretty great. Russ chugging the beer and the Christie Brinkley scenes are awesome.

[Whatever 700]

European was on last night I think. Vegas and Christmas are great too.

Christmas Vacation is my favorite Christmas movie. I make it a point to watch it every December.

[shnsajax 3591]

Christmas Vacation is my favorite Christmas movie. I make it a point to watch it every December.

No doubt. And nothing else comes that close.

[RoundRobin 828]

You think you hate it now but wait ‘til you drive it. 

[Red Five 40852]

I bet you could go for a cool one Clark.
Now you’re talking Eddie.
(hands Clark his beer)

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

Honey I’m not an ordained minister. I’m doing my best, ok?

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Hey underpants!

[phdhorn 6224]

Have you ever bopped your baloney?

[DoobieWah 1435]

Park's closed. Moose out front shoulda toldja. 

[Bogeywon 2519]

11 hours ago, shnsajax said:

 

No doubt. And nothing else comes that close.

 

Die hard 

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

Vicki, can I help with that kool aide?  Please?

[Red Five 40852]

I don’t know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself.

Edna! Helper’s gettin’ cold!

[AnotherUTFan 9730]

Cousin Vicki:
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

Audrey:
So, everybody does that.

Cousin Vicki:
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[Incredulity 11665]

You musta got manure for your brains.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

We like to send a mailer.

 

(I use that line every single time I have to ask someone for their address.)

[Incredulity 11665]

It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!

[DoobieWah 1435]

[South Austin 52463]

One of Rusty's more underrated lines:

"I wonder if these guys know the Commodores."

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

DOG KILLER!!!!!!!!!

[Pokoloco 1280]

you'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of your asshole

[Underdog 28611]

I'm going for it, honey. 

[Al_4_ISU 12457]

Are you noticing the plight, kids?

[chikin23 384]

Fifty yards

[DixonHur 11296]

Eddie:

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself."

__________

Clark:

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

Eddie:

Nothin' but the best

 

 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Are you noticing the plight, kids?

Roll 'em up!

[Deej 76759]

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Eddie:

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself."

__________

Clark:

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

Eddie:

Nothin' but the best

 

 

I quote that at any restaurant that has Hunt's.

[atomheartbevo 89648]

This is one of those very few movies, very few among comedies, where there is basically nothing that can be trimmed from the movie, or rather needs to be trimmed from the movie.  The editing and writing were just spot-on.

[DCA_HORN 725]

The wandering the desert part could easily go.

[South Austin 52463]

Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids... 

Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.

[Al_4_ISU 12457]

Kept up with ya for about a mile or two.  Tough little mutt.

[Underdog 28611]

Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest damn hole in the world.

Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!

Clark: Make that the second biggest.

[Red Five 40852]

Do you know what the penalty is for animal cruelty in this state?
No sir I don’t.
Well... it’s probably pretty stiff.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

21 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

you'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of your asshole

 

I'm on a pilgrimage  to see a moose PRAISE MARTY MOOSE! Holy shit

[Saint Tacky 1614]

On 9/2/2018 at 10:19 PM, Radical Larry said:

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway? 

Go fuck yo mama.

Thank you very much. 

"Roll em up"

[Underdog 28611]

16 hours ago, Deej said:

I quote that at any restaurant that has Hunt's.

Mike Hunt's? 

[Underdog 28611]

We're from out of town. 

No shit. 

[DoobieWah 1435]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Mike Hunt's? 

 

So now we need a Porky's thread?

[South Austin 52463]

You see where it say "Rib Tibs"?  Well fuck that, you don't wanna go that way.

[Sbbruin 21842]

I was hammered at a wedding years ago and met a guy named Rusty. I think I used the "Rusty, may I call you Rusty?" line on him about 10 times. I thought I was fucking hilarious. I don't think he felt the same way.

[South Austin 52463]

O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her... give her a break.

[South Austin 52463]

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I was hammered at a wedding years ago and met a guy named Rusty. I think I used the "Rusty, may I call you Rusty?" line on him about 10 times. I thought I was fucking hilarious. I don't think he felt the same way.

One of John Candy's greatest characters.

[Underdog 28611]

41 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

 

So now we need a Porky's thread?

Parliamment's already on it. 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

Another one of my favorite underrated lines after he gets pulled over after forgetting the dog on the bumper-

Police officer- Do you know the penalties for animal cruelty in the state of Colorado?

Clark- No, I don't

Police officer- Well they are probably pretty steep 

[pokeNbeans 203]

Five dollars

[kopp0e 1135]

Somewhere in Arizona... 

 

[UTGrad98 2271]

Lasky: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?

Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.

Lasky: It's a BB gun!

Clark: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.

Lasky: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.

Clark: Yeah I could. It could lodge in the skin and cause a very bad infection.