9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Current Vegas line shows Texas favored by 21 over Tulsa

[Nicole44 22027]

Words Mensa might say during presser:

Vision - he has it!

Improvement- no the buck stops here. We've shown improvement

Qualify/ quantify- 

Placate- he's not going to placate his critics,

equalizer -as in rain delay\ wet field

That's just what I think. He will either double down or concede that he was out coached by an OC that never coached a game from the field before.

 

[Player 4575]

I wish a reporter would sit down and say “coach from page 10 of the fire tome Herman thread on surly”

and proceed to just read post after post.

 

I would do it if surly would issue press credentials to me.

 

BTW - my reporter name is Ligma. Ligma Bahls

[bschoolprof 6232]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Words Mensa might say during presser:

Vision - he has it!

Improvement- no the buck stops here. We've shown improvement

Qualify/ quantify- 

Placate- he's not going to placate his critics,

equalizer -as in rain delay\ wet field

That's just what I think. He will either double down or concede that he was out coached by an OC that never coached a game from the field before.

 

"play hard"

"winning is hard"

"culture"

nervous awkward laughs

getting pissy and defensive

lasik

[alphahorn 1637]

I'm just glad it's Labor Day and everyone is free to watch Tommy sweat

[Nicole44 22027]

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

"play hard"

"winning is hard"

"culture"

nervous awkward laughs

getting pissy and defensive

lasik

Yep!

Plus a history lesson of the state of Longhorn football when he took over. 

Ambrosia, serendipitous, factual and forward. Other words because why the fuck not.

[Ghost of Shag 2577]

If he opens the press conference without an apology or something along the lines of “This isn’t acceptable at the University of Texas” then he just doesn’t get it, and never will.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

 Someone needs to ask him
”ed orgeron probably can’t even spell his name but changed OC after having a better season than you, do you feel like the smartest man in the room still?”

Ed O has two wins vs top 10 teams...so far.
What’s your plan to win mensa?

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

 Still pissed on Monday. We've seen enough to know Tom isn't the future.  The next two seasons are going to be fucking painful as we are forced to listen to this cocksucker lie to us in his condescending manner while blaming losses on everything but his inability to fucking coach.  this will be a test of CDC's capital raising ability, can he raise the funds to get rid of this fraud after this year and not put us through another year.
 

Fucking Christ they aren’t getting rid of Herman this soon get real

[Skyline 325]

 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

This is going to end....poorly

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

On the Big 12 call:

[Butch Had Not 2940]

He's going to say the offense is fine.  Scored 27 points on a power 5 defense. Need to protect the ball better. Proud of how the guys fought back from adversity. 

[Red Five 40627]

Need a gif of the admiral in Hunt for Red October, “oh my god we’ve got a madman on our hands.”

[The Golden Hat 299]

Fuck me in the ass.

 

[Sejjr 3246]

He just wants the kids to have fun!

[Tracer Bullet 183]

6 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Fuck me in the ass.

 

Lol throwing the players under the bus

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Hey fuckface...if your players are tight going into a game who leads them and likely made them that way.  

 

Oh yea that's right fuckface....

[Bevo Num1 1004]

On the Big 12 call:

This is an example of overthinking the situation.

[Dbeasy 14961]

Winning too much isn’t good for the kids.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

This isn’t real life. This has to be all coach speak to the media. No way he really thinks meatball IQ ehlinger played well? Pointing out one good pass to Collin but avoids the other bs is crazy.

We have all seen this shit before, titanic is going under and we don’t acknowledge the obvious as it’s sinking. Classic coach in denial syndrome.

[Enchubben 5509]

Can’t decide if I want to watch this. I’m certainly not in a good mood anyways and this has the potential to really piss me off.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[Hooky Hornstein 35]

Question #1 - what kind of trophy do we get for alignment?

Question #2 - Ever heard of John Mackovic?  

Question #3 - Why Porter instead of Ingram?

Question #4 - howcome Ehlinger never suffers any consequences for screw ups?

Question #5 - why you gotta be such a dick?

 

[Jive Turkey 12567]

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hey fuckface...if your players are tight going into a game who leads them and likely made them that way.  

 

Oh yea that's right fuckface....

Yep.  Based on what we've seen and read about, there's no question they tighten up because Herman has created that atmosphere and environment.

This reminds me of those miserable Texas/OU games in the early 2000s.  We were so tightly wound.  One screw up became an avalanche of shit, and we were toast.  It took Vince Young to get the team to relax and go with the flow.  Unfortunately, we ain't got a VY around to save our asses.

[Skyline 325]

2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

For what it's worth, Texas has removed its depth chart from the weekly notes package.

 

...

 

 

Edited September 3, 2018 by Skyline

[taybo20 2815]

I wonder how many lame questions will be asked

[Jive Turkey 12567]

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

Can’t decide if I want to watch this. I’m certainly not in a good mood anyways and this has the potential to really piss me off.

I am right there with you.  Think I'll just follow this thread and read the quotes.  I honestly don't want to hear and see this dude talk.  It's gonna be smugness personified. 

[Red Five 40627]

I see no changes in that depth chart.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

My first question to Tom Herman would be, "Do you realize you are losing the support of the alumni, and not just because you are failing as the head of the program?"

[taybo20 2815]

I love how Kyle Porter doesn’t make the depth chart but plays so many fucking snaps

[LTtxfan 48952]

Is Herman concussed??

" Of Mice and Men" explanation??

Edited September 3, 2018 by LTtxfan

[Hooky Hornstein 35]

PS - not to objectify folks of the female variety but I’m an old man, I ain’t picky and I’m constantly aroused but I wouldn’t take a BJ from any of those Tulsa girls.

well just a BJ.  

Maybe some anal.  Nothing face to face.

[Brothahorn 10085]

Bullshit. Porter is not listed as the #1 RB or #5 WR. And we all know he will play more than those guys.

[TexasMan 10785]

More bullshit

 

 

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

We are off and running today . . .

[Treefidy 1463]

What an asshole

[Bevo Num1 1004]

How badly the players wanted it? I guess Maryland wanted it less.

[Blotto 23424]

Can't even get the stream to load. Probably for the best.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Quoting “Of Mice and Men” and Lenny squeezing the rabbit so hard and killing the rabbit. That was the first quarter . . . ???

[Enchubben 5509]

Fuck me, I shouldn’t have watched. he’s spouting mice and men bullshit.

[mdleast 8256]

touch the rabbit

[taybo20 2815]

What the fuck?

im not here for a book report you piece of shit

[RedDirtTexan 209]

Fuck this puto 

[taybo20 2815]

Fuck you and your so easy bull shit. 

[Bevo Num1 1004]

It doesn't take a coach to see why you arrogant dickhead.

[Skyline 325]

 

[Tracer Bullet 183]

Of Mice and Men?  Are you fucking shitting me?  Are you motherfucking shitting me?

[taybo20 2815]

We haven’t tasted being this close before?

except multiple games last year losing at the very end in similar fashion to Saturday. Fuck this idiot. I’m off the train

[Nick Diaz 107]

LOL holy shit he's doing the "True Freshman x and True Freshman x" bit again