9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Coach, did you really feed the players pizza during the rain delay? Surly really needs to know the answer to this.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

herman is fucking stupid. He decided not to play Ingram.

you don’t need experience, you need your best fucking player. 

Good thing for Alabama that Saban didn’t use his most experience QB in the second half last January.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

He sounds overwhelmed to me. It’s Week 2. Sweet.

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

yeah go fast worked,  so lets never do that again  you dumb fucks 

[Hagbard Celine 10749]

he won't admit he started calling the plays

he is going to protect beck until he sinks beneath the waves

[TexMexBuddha 987]

He sounds overwhelmed to me. It’s Week 2. Sweet.

Agreed. He's talking out of his ass. What a choad.

[taybo20 2815]

Fuck you tom. This “oh they were trying to be perfect so we were messing up”

your whole mantra is “1-0” which is perfection you fuck tard. The reason we were shit wasn’t for trying to be perfect. Their fucking heads are exploding trying to understand all the shit that comes out of your mouth

[The Golden Hat 299]

It's obvious that Herman has no answers. CDC has to be punching holes in the wall by now.

[alphahorn 1637]

these fucking softball questions, just sucking up, wtf throw some haymakers

[Nick Diaz 107]

Anwrar: "Coach give me a bit more insight on how you had more success when the offense ran better"

 

Are you fucking retarded or are you just that much of a pussy?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Put a shock collar on Sam during the option plays. 

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Yeah, but we fucking scored. You want then to be perfect, then you don't. Which one is it dude?

[Hagbard Celine 10749]

and if going uptempo stopped the guys from thinking too much, why didn't you stay with it?

[PhillyD 1257]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He sounds overwhelmed to me. It’s Week 2. Sweet.

Yep, he tried to filibuster the "do the players know how to win?"  His answer sucked

[Tracer Bullet 183]

LOL.  Your players going into "paralysis by analysis" is all on you coach

[Enchubben 5509]

Pussy ass questions from these reporters.

[Dbeasy 14961]

I hear nothing that gives me confidence this guy knows how to win.

[DaysOff 7843]

Is he diabetic? He's always thirsty.

[taybo20 2815]

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Good thing for Alabama that Saban didn’t use his most experience QB in the second half last January.

Saban seems like a really really good coach

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Don't fucking downplay this loss with conference standings bullshit.

[Tracer Bullet 183]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Is he diabetic? He's always thirsty.

He's a nervous wreck talking out of his ass right now.  It's palpable.  He knows he stepped in it and is trying to play it off as no big deal

Edited September 3, 2018 by Tracer Bullet

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Week 1 will not define us -Herman

[alphahorn 1637]

Penn st will be defined by week 1 coach, they will be a .500 team this year just like you

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I don’t think I have ever heard a coach over explain, use a million words to explain stuff than this guy.

guys are so tight. Wtf ever. You coached tight, you called plays tight, you over thought situations and tried to outsmart the other team. 

Address the why and know the what. Stfu! He is obsessed with sounding like a genius. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Just now, taybo20 said:

Saban seems like a really really good coach

We should hire that guy.

[mdleast 8256]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Is he diabetic? He's always thirsty.

Sucking ass makes one parched....

Edited September 3, 2018 by mdleast

[Tailgate 3018]

You know the what...you address the why.

why the fuck are you the leader of this team?

 

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

yeah penn state struggled  but they won, and they win alot more than us fucker 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Except Penn St won, Tom.

[Horn of Gabriel 1590]

Just now, DaysOff said:

Is he diabetic? He's always thirsty.

He's nervous.  I can't imagine the pressure involved in being the Texas coach.  Yeah, he chose the job and yeah he gets millions of dollars but that doesn't erase the pressure.  I'm guessing that no one on this thread is perfect and no one on this thread has to stand up in front of the press after you screw up and own it.  BTW I'm not a Herman fan, at all.  But I can empathize with anyone behind that podium.

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

We should hire that guy.

Has $10 mil/year been taken off the table? 

[Nicole44 22027]

Thanks for giving all our opponents a great mental image Mensa. Lenny in Of Mice and Men...or the snowman in bugs bunny. I'm sure when they visualize us when they play they'll do just fine now.

[Enchubben 5509]

He keeps mentioning everyone knows the what we have to figure out the why.

mfer part of the why is your shit ass offense, terrible staff hires, and dogshit personnel groupings on the field. What we want to know is what are you doing to fix it.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Coach about the 2 point conversion.

do you only have one play? You’ve ran it about 12 times already.

[Nick Diaz 107]

lmao hash marks talks not going away

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

It's an amazing how in a state, where so much offensive innovation has happened throughout the years at all levels, has it's predominant university who can't trip over their dicks with the offensive coordinator position.  We've had like 2 competent offensive coordinators in 20 years and we had those guys for a total of like 3 years..... smh.

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Holy Shit Tom. Ran a play they hadn’t practiced. “

[SubliminalHorn 6672]

Is he really blaming the ball not being on the left hash when going for the 2 pt conversions. He sounds lost trying to explain his decision making 

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

defelction  well maryland had 9   fuck off asshole 

[alphahorn 1637]

he's a 7th grader, "so did Maryland" fuck take accountability you pussy

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

We had a fake punt called at one point in the game but then checked out of it

[Bluemoon3287 56]

Ok, so NOW the question is not “what” but “why”.  So if the “what’s” are simple, “WHY do we not have a feature running back or even a D-1 quarterback. Texas should have perennial superstars in both positions - 

Herman looks clueless.....a lot of stats but no answers....

[Red Five 40627]

That was not a good answer on the 2 pt conversion. Jesus.

[Bevo Num1 1004]

defelction  well maryland had 9   fuck off asshole 

LHN then shows graphic that Maryland actually had 7 penalties. Lulz

[PhillyD 1257]

Good grief, take the delay and kick a PAT.  Please tell me you didn't run a play you haven't practiced.  That's Charlie Strong level dipshittery

Edited September 3, 2018 by PhillyD

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

He’s such a baby. Maryland won the game pussy. You lost to Maryland twice. 

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Coach about the 2 point conversion.
do you only have one play? You’ve ran it about 12 times already.

Yeah. Fucking bs to say they didn't get the ball on the left hash as they ask for. What a lame fucking excuse.

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Coash  just be honest  you really have no fucking clue do you?  " no" 

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Does his shirt have glitter on it? Is that fairy dust?

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

your fan based is pissed what do you say?   and he has no answer