2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Nicole44 22,060]

Pretty awesome! Happy for Texans! 

[ckhorn 208]

This game isn't is close as the as the score indicates. Total Domination.

[ckhorn 208]

On 11/19/2018 at 4:11 PM, HoustonFrog said:

Yeh don’t think the Texans are getting past the Chiefs, Patriots, Rams or Saints unless two stud OL show up and Will Fullers ACL magically heals

 

That being said, with a full draft this year, get Fuller and Foreman back 100% and this team could legitimately compete in 2019

 

 

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Not so sure about that. We just need to beat Brady.

[UDontKnow 10,446]

I hope the Texans defense punishes Baker Mayfield on Sunday. Fuck that ass banjo.

[Machinator 32,099]

Texans have the longest active win streak in the NFL now.

Edited November 30, 2018 by Machinator

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Go Texans!!! Pound the shit out of that OU cunt!

[ztejas 43,454]

 

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

11-5

[Rip76 4,928]

JJ questionable for Sunday.

Knee issue.

[ztejas 43,454]

5 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

11-5

I think you meant 14-5.

[ztejas 43,454]

3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

JJ questionable for Sunday.

Knee issue.

Tell him to please sit one out. We are have a vice grip on this divisions nuts and need him healthy for the Super Bowl.

[ztejas 43,454]

Baker baker baker, you are so very gay,

Baker baker baker, I hope you lose today

[TexArcher 37,793]

Running game cutting right through the Browns early.  Keep pounding it.

[ztejas 43,454]

What a pitch and catch. Go Tigers.

[ztejas 43,454]

Hes been sacked 34 times because our OLine cant pass block for shit, fellas.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

Houston is really good! Their RBs are excellent at finding the holes. Of course, those holes are pretty big.

Edited December 2, 2018 by Irish Wrist Watch

[ztejas 43,454]

Deshaun's touch on the ball is so god damn beautiful. 

Also Hopkins is the best player in the NFL. Change my opinion. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Cleveland defense is really bad, too. But yeah, Houston looking to fuck shit up. Fuck you, Baker.

[Lurch 5,930]

I like this very much.

[ztejas 43,454]

Thomas is having a nice little breakout year. Glad we have a young talent at TE.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck Baker Gayfield

 

[Lurch 5,930]

Hes been sacked 34 times because our OLine cant pass block for shit, fellas.

Seems like run production and pass protection should be directly correlated. They’re going to get DW killed.

[Machinator 32,099]

5 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Cleveland defense is really bad, too.

No, it's not.

[TonyTexas 10,515]

No, it's not.

Ranked 31st in yards allowed so........ yes, it is.

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Ranked 31st in yards allowed so........ yes, it is.

Yards allowed is an antiquated statistic. They're top 10 in defensive efficiency: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamdef

[ztejas 43,454]

Deshaun right now: YOU GET A CATCH! YOU GET A CATCH! EVERYONE GETS A CATCH!

[ztejas 43,454]

Baker Mayfield collects mint-condition GI Joe dolls and is secretly a virgin. 

[TexArcher 37,793]

Nice throw, you douchey loser!

[TonyTexas 10,515]

Zack Cunningham is a stud. And fuck you Baker

[ztejas 43,454]

Suck it, Baker. 

[TexArcher 37,793]

I'm not sure he stepped out there.

Really want the TD to go against Baker.  Hate that guy's whole family.

Edited December 2, 2018 by TexArcher

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

That was a TD

[ztejas 43,454]

Dats a touchdown

[SimkinsMan 4,387]

Baker Mayfield seems like he sucks.

Glad he's getting to the building at 5am. More time to teach the rest of his teammates how to suck.

[MillerEP 30,455]

Funny watching Watt jump in late at that photo shoot celebration

[Southernthunder 38]

Defense with Attitude!!

[ztejas 43,454]

He has a cannon I'll give him that. 

[MillerEP 30,455]

Lolololololol

[Southernthunder 38]

Fuck yeah

[TexArcher 37,793]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

This is some fun shit right here.

[ztejas 43,454]

 

[Paul Wesley 3,278]

I mean, was there any doubt how this fucking Cleveland Brain Trust draft pick was going to work out?

He's terrible.  

[TexArcher 37,793]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

He has a cannon I'll give him that. 

The ball comes out like a heat-seeking missile that homes in on blue jerseys.  Maybe when he gets to Canada he can play for the Argonauts and rack up some positive stats.

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Cleveland or nah...this is nice to see.

Let's blow them out and get ready for next week.

[ztejas 43,454]

5 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

I mean, was there any doubt how this fucking Cleveland Brain Trust draft pick was going to work out?

He's terrible.  

Nah. He's playing a hot team on the road and making rookie mistakes. He might be a Gooner douche but he's not a bad QB. Cleveland is in a better spot in that position than they have been in decades. 

Going in he has a 63% comp on 17 to 7 TDs/INTs and a 54 QBR. 

[MillerEP 30,455]

His INTs are because he’s five foot nothing and can’t see, same reason why a lot of his balls gets batted down

[TexArcher 37,793]

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ztejas 43,454]

Wow! The hat trick! I'm impressed. Keep it up Baker - go for the double brace. 

[ztejas 43,454]

"He actually gets 3 feet in" LMFAO

[Southernthunder 38]

We should have 40 points right now. Let’s go offense!