2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Lurch 5930]

Deshaun right now: YOU GET A CATCH! YOU GET A CATCH! EVERYONE GETS A CATCH!

Trying to keep up w Baker’s distribution to the Texans

[ztejas 43454]

This is the biggest Texan's ass beating I can remember. Look the fuck out AFC. We coming for that Patriot ass. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

We low key have a decent team. The Oline is better than anyone expected. Romeo is not taking his afternoon nap, as much. And Chin has done a decent job as OC.

 

I'm not scared of the punk ass Patriots. Especially, if we can somehow get them at home.

 

And then we waste 10 seconds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Southernthunder 38]

Ah I can now see why BoB doesn’t keep his foot on the gas when we get a lead. Trying to protect Watson. Can’t really blame him until we get better at the line. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Why no flag? Seemed obvious.

[ztejas 43454]

Just now, Brothahorn said:

We low key have a decent team. The Oline is better anyone expected. Romeo is not taking his afternoon nap, as much. And Chin has done a decent job as OC.

I'm scared of the punk ass Patriots. Especially, if we can somehow get them at home.

You mean you're not scared.

Also - our OLine is our biggest weakness. I'm amazed we are about to be 9-3 with the way they have pass-blocked this season. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

You mean you're not scared.

Also - our OLine is our biggest weakness. I'm amazed we are about to be 9-3 with the way they have pass-blocked this season. 

Yes.

 

They are the weak link, but still have done a decent job during the win streak. Considering who they are, you can't ask for much more.

[jet black 204]

Bob still doing stupid shit

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Other than that last set of downs, that was a righteous first half.  

[TexArcher 37792]

Nice throw, Baker.  Doesn't count.  That's a shame.

[Lurch 5930]

Gift!

[TexArcher 37792]

And another touchdown taken away from Baker.  

Have I mentioned that I'm really enjoying this?

[Southernthunder 38]

Love that play by Reid. 

[Southernthunder 38]

Let’s fucking score a TD!

[MillerEP 30455]

Stupid to run it out, but that’s a solid play to not give up, catch up, and force a fumble

[ztejas 43454]

Fuck can't believe I'm about to type this but only because it's such an ass beating.

I really, really liked how Baker immediately went up to Callaway. That's leadership in a nutshell.

He's a Sooner megadouche but he's a good football player. Wonder if Cleveland is going to manage to ruin him somehow.

[Southernthunder 38]

let’s take some shots down field. Really wish we had Fuller. 

[HtownHorn 14684]

The Texans offense is so bad, and Watson takes really bad sacks.

Edited December 2, 2018 by HtownHorn

[TonyTexas 10515]

let’s take some shots down field. Really wish we had Fuller. 

Why? 19 point lead and we’re running the ball well. Pound the ball and bleed the clock

[ztejas 43454]

Damn what a catch. 

[Rip76 4928]

Getting interesting.

[Brothahorn 10087]

Should have never started bragging.

[ztejas 43454]

I swear Mathieu was created in a lab somewhere

[ztejas 43454]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Getting interesting.

Is it?

[Rip76 4928]

Damn close.

[Lurch 5930]

I swear Mathieu was created in a lab somewhere

Love how pissed he is that he didn’t catch that, but was best he didn’t bc 4th down

[ztejas 43454]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Damn close.

It's a 3 score game. 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

11 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Should have never started bragging.

If you are a Texans/Oilers fan,, you know better than to engage in premature celebration.

Edited December 2, 2018 by Harrison Stafford

[HtownHorn 14684]

Nice defensive effort with the TOs and Fairbairn has kicked the shit out of the ball. Offense has been shit most of the game.

[Southernthunder 38]

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Why? 19 point lead and we’re running the ball well. Pound the ball and bleed the clock

We need those plays to beat the pats/chiefs. Sorry but we ain’t beating them by kicking 5 field goals.

[MillerEP 30455]

Of course mayfield is sporting the special olympics cleats, he played for them in college

[mycox 582]

I'm still waiting for a win against a good team

[Lurch 5930]

Hey, look, everybody. It’s THAT guy.

Don’t be THAT guy.

[ztejas 43454]

Y'all crack me up. 22 point drubbing and it's not good enough. Just take the W. 9-3. Foreman coming back at somepoint. 

[Rip76 4928]

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's a 3 score game. 

Not the score.

the almost pick off by Honey.

 

[ztejas 43454]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Not the score.

the almost pick off by Honey.

 

Ah. yes - picking Baker 4 times would have been incredible. 

Also the Browns aren't any worse than any of the trash in the rest of our division. This is a good win. 

[HoustonFrog 368]

Colts just lost.


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[HoustonFrog 368]

This is bush league. Also, I like how he threw for a career high, most all of which was against a prevent defense once the game was over


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[Rip76 4928]

Let’s go Vikings.

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

 I don’t give a shit about the competition or style points and neither should you.  Nine wins in a row in the NFL is impressive. 

[mycox 582]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Y'all crack me up. 22 point drubbing and it's not good enough. Just take the W. 9-3. Foreman coming back at somepoint. 

Foreman won't see any significant playing time this year.

And I am that guy. Yay! 4 field goals!

[TonyTexas 10515]

Foreman won't see any significant playing time this year.
And I am that guy. Yay! 4 field goals!

Yay! 9 straight wins and a 3 game lead in the division.

[mycox 582]

I have no doubt the Texans will win the division. I have doubt they will make it past the 2nd round of the playoffs.

[HtownHorn 14684]

1 minute ago, mycox said:

I have no doubt the Texans will win the division. I have doubt they will make it past the 2nd round of the playoffs.

It's hard to get excited about these wins against teams that are a combined 48-57, when 3 of them were gifted due to the stupidity of the opposing coach.

Go 13-3 and get a Top 2 seed, make the championship game. Otherwise this is nothing to crow about.

[TonyTexas 10515]

Bunch of people in here who must fuck only 10s. This team is good and on an incredible run. You can only beat the teams on the schedule. Smell the roses.

[Lurch 5930]

Like I said, there’s always THAT guy. Relishes being a contrarian and, even more, making sure everyone in the room knows it.

[Brothahorn 10087]

Colts just lost.


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Nice

[mycox 582]

Contrarian? I'm a realist. 9 wins in a row is impressive. The Texans area a pretty good team, but not quite ready to go deep in the playoffs.

[YChang 3446]

I don't think most of us want to be "that" guy... but it's just that we've seen how this story plays out before. Also mainly cause this team is flawed and my assumption at this point is that it'll take a perfect game/breaks to realistically keep moving in the playoffs. 

[Southernthunder 38]

KC defense is garbage. Think we got a good shot at them. Wish we played them during regular season.