2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[ztejas 43448]

We need to find a 3rd wideout option that isn't returning punts for us.... 

That's too many snaps for carter. I want to see if that rookie can step it up. He was good in preseason. Vyncint Smith?

[ztejas 43448]

Where my Texans fans?

[TexasMan 10891]

Got lucky on that play. Weak ass call. TD Miller.

[ztejas 43448]

2 dirty hits already. Keep it classy Indy. Fuck out of here with that bush league shit. 

Fuck yeah. Let's go baby.

Edited December 9, 2018 by ztejas
fantasy note: glad I sat Miller 🤔​​​​​​​

[Lurch 5930]

Gotta love a scrum TD

[Zavala 1384]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We need to find a 3rd wideout option that isn't returning punts for us.... 

That's too many snaps for carter. I want to see if that rookie can step it up. He was good in preseason. Vyncint Smith?

Coates/Cutee is fine

[ztejas 43448]

Just now, Lurch said:

Gotta love a scrum TD

Take a rep for my drunkenness last night. Go Texans. 

[ztejas 43448]

Just now, Zavala said:

Coates/Cutee is fine

Coates is a pracitce team player... Coutee is hurt... and Carter just got fucking rocked 2 plays ago - the exact thing I'm concerned about. 

[Zavala 1384]

This Colts coach looks like such a doofus. Glad their cokehead owner couldn't find anybody legit for Luck. Hope he doesn't get Matt McCarthy. 

[ztejas 43448]

Love how they're wasting a generational talent at QB. Luck deserves better. 

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Coates is a pracitce team player... Coutee is hurt... and Carter just got fucking rocked 2 plays ago - the exact thing I'm concerned about. 

Damn Coates is no good? Thought he was pretty decent. Seems physically capable, got butterfingers or soemthing?

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Love how they're wasting a generational talent at QB. Luck deserves better. 

Hes got his architecture to fall back on

[ztejas 43448]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Damn Coates is no good? Thought he was pretty decent. Seems physically capable, got butterfingers or soemthing?

Not sure. Might not be a good route runner. His catch % looks pretty poor and he hasn't produced outside of a meh sophomore season in Pittsburgh. 

[ztejas 43448]

Hah. And now Mathieu is returning punts. Give me a job, Bill. 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Prop for being Nostradamus.

[TexasMan 10891]

Ask and ye shall recieve

 

 

[ztejas 43448]

We're playing tight ends at wide out. JFC. 

[TexasMan 10891]

Colts' first 1st down comes in the 2nd quarter. 

[ztejas 43448]

Please show me more of Luck's warmup routine. It's so interesting. 

[ztejas 43448]

Our blitz package is pretty sexy... ngl

Edited December 9, 2018 by ztejas

[TexasMan 10891]

Bulls on Parade 

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

16 minutes ago, Zavala said:

This Colts coach looks like such a doofus. Glad their cokehead owner couldn't find anybody legit for Luck. Hope he doesn't get Matt McCarthy. 

I'd sure as hell prefer they hire Matt over Mike.

[ztejas 43448]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Bulls on Parade 

Can Morello run a decent post route? We could use it. 

[ztejas 43448]

How many different receivers has Watson completed to in the past 2 games? This is like when Peyton use to find random ass receivers on the roster for 25 yard grabs. 

[Zavala 1384]

JOE WEBB III, what a baller. That guys is awesome glad the Texans are carrying him. How many backup QBs play special teams and can sub right in at WR?

[ztejas 43448]

Fuck the fucking pussy ass Colts. 2 hits on defenseless receivers and a blatant crack back block in the back. Salty division losing motherfuckers. 

[ztejas 43448]

Motherfucker

C'mon Deshaun get this shit rolling. 

Edited December 9, 2018 by ztejas
Grabbing my Deshaun jersey at halftime. Hope that turns the tide.

[TexasMan 10891]

Oh boy, that's a real shame...

 

 

 

[Zavala 1384]

Gimmie a screen for Lamar Miller. These guys are desperate to stop the rush and get after Watson.

[Zavala 1384]

Yeah it aint gonna work on 3rd and 15 though..

[ztejas 43448]

My fucking god our receiving corps is garbage. This is painful to watch. 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Don’t like how we are looking today. Colts have gone up tempo and we haven’t responded. Watson and the running game are off

[TexasMan 10891]

Just doesn't look like our day today. 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Fuck. We need to get at least a FG here before the half

[ztejas 43448]

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Don’t like how we are looking today. Colts have gone up tempo and we haven’t responded. Watson and the running game are off

Well considering we have 1 legit NFL receiver healthy right now I could tell you this was going to be messy. I mean Christ we are playing Webb and Ryan Griffin at the Y. 

[ztejas 43448]

Watson better find a recipe for Chicken Salad.

Let's go baby, just win. Let those nuts hang. 

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Watson better find a recipe for Chicken Salad.

Let's go baby, just win. Let those nuts hang. 

BOB just switch to Clemson offense

Then oops didn't block a guy in the fucking A gap what the hell

Edited December 9, 2018 by Zavala

[David Dennison 18860]

The offensive line is embarrassing itself.

[ztejas 43448]

Deshaun is going to have to rush for 80 yards today

[ztejas 43448]

Just now, David Dennison said:

The offensive line is embarrassing itself.

Colts front 7 is good. Our offensive line is not.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[ztejas 43448]

Miller is so good at running exactly what is blocked for him. 

Can we... um.... see some D'Onta? He's on the sideline right?

[TexasMan 10891]

Fuck Kevin Harlan 

[Zavala 1384]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Miller is so good at running exactly what is blocked for him. 

Can we... um.... see some D'Onta? He's on the sideline right?

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[David Dennison 18860]

They seemed uninterested in the first half.

Hope that changes in the second.

[HtownHorn 14681]

Fuck BOB can call some really shitty games. Hey fucking retard, the Colts have figured out you are running on 1st down.

[Rip76 4928]

Yeah flat AF.

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Flat much?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Horrible offensive preparation and coaching by O’Brien. He just fucking sucks

[TexasMan 10891]

Don't kid yourselves about one thing: Frank Reich is coaching circles around Bill O'Buttchin today.