2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Now let’s go fucking score off that turnover.

Watts ballin

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Just like that! Fuck ya

[TexArcher 37774]

BOOM!!

Hopkins can have 20 catches today if we want him to.

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Can I haz touchdown.

[ztejas 43447]

Let's whip this garbage team's ass and not look back.

Edited December 15, 2018 by ztejas

[Bert Orange 1120]

WTF happened to the clock?  Reset to 1:19. Done. Start clock. At 1:24?!?!?

[David Dennison 18860]

Awful.

[Bert Orange 1120]

Well, Texans now have the extra 5 seconds. 

[David Dennison 18860]

30 seconds and three TOs. Gotta get three.

[David Dennison 18860]

Jesus.

[elfenix 34240]

Lol jets kicker

[Bert Orange 1120]

Lulz

[Zavala 1384]

Theres gotta be a db that can cover better than 43 somewhere on the roster.

[David Dennison 18860]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Theres gotta be a db that can cover better than 43 somewhere on the roster.

Wright is not good.

Edited December 15, 2018 by David Dennison

[Tommy Nobis 905]

What are we doing

[David Dennison 18860]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

What are we doing

Playing really bad football.

Need a stop here.

[ztejas 43447]

The playcalling is fucking retarded. Designed QB run on 1st down? Seriously? Just line up and beat these pussies.

[Zavala 1384]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The playcalling is fucking retarded. Designed QB run on 1st down? Seriously? Just line up and beat these pussies.

We should get Mike Mcarthy

Edited December 15, 2018 by Zavala

[David Dennison 18860]

BOB is totally overwhelmed.

[UDontKnow 10445]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

BOB is totally overwhelmed.

He's shooting the Texans playoff position the same way he got shot in the chin.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Need to burn the Jets just like that since they wanna blitz every down

[Zavala 1384]

Finally picked up a WR huh.

Is demaryous Thomas only good for fucking bubble screens now WTF?

[ztejas 43447]

8 minutes ago, Zavala said:

We should get Mike Mcarthy

Rodgers carried Mcarthy to a SB the same way Deshaun is going to carry BoB to a SB.

How about we get a coach with a functioning brain.

[David Dennison 18860]

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Finally picked up a WR huh.

Is demaryous Thomas only good for fucking bubble screens now WTF?

Apparently.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Oline is trash still

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Deshaun has to get rid of that ball

[Atticus 3973]

That's not on the OL, that on Watson or O'Brien.

DW has been shit against blitzes for much of the year. I have a hard time believing they haven't tried to work with him on that.

Edited December 15, 2018 by Atticus

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Lamar Miller’s absence has killed the running game.  He made the OL look good.  Blue....not so much.

[David Dennison 18860]

Our coaching staff is regarded.

[Zavala 1384]

Wow was their plan to call timeout to give the other team a first down on review?

[UDontKnow 10445]

Why the fuck would you call a timeout there BoB?!

[Honeysucklerose 989]

4th and 1 and an 8 yard cushion

[Zavala 1384]

pathetic

[Deej 76791]

Chris Warren special on that TD.

[ztejas 43447]

If they show one more shot of Josh McCown's pussy ass I'm throwing a beer glass through the TV

[Cluttered 24]

I hate this coaching staff. No win streaks will ever change my mind


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[UDontKnow 10445]

Need a 5 minute TD drive here. Hopefully BoB doesn't fuck this up.

[ztejas 43447]

Deshaun take my energy 

[Zavala 1384]

Watson is a gamer

This 5 wide is the only answer that has worked all day against pressure.

they need to learn how to run a fucking screen.

[Zavala 1384]

Holy shit BooB finally calls a play to stretch the fucking field. Only took 3 quarters.

[Brothahorn 10087]

I love Hopkins, but Watson needs to utilize all the receivers to open it up for Hopkins.

[Zavala 1384]

HOPKINS 

JESUS PLEASE BE OK D HOP

[Brothahorn 10087]

I love Hopkins, but Watson needs to utilize all the receivers to open it up for Hopkins.

Ehhh...WTF do I know?

[TonyTexas 10512]

I love Hopkins, but Watson needs to utilize all the receivers to open it up for Hopkins.

11/170/2

[UDontKnow 10445]

I wish the Texans had used more clock, but the TD is what they needed.

Edited December 16, 2018 by UDontKnow

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Brothahorn said:

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

I love Hopkins, but Watson needs to utilize all the receivers to open it up for Hopkins.

Ehhh...WTF do I know?

Hey you ain't wrong. Problem is their other WRs are injured. Fuller and Coutee. Their tight ends don't get open enough for Watson to hit them. The only good RB that is active got hurt today. They just don't really have the players to reliably get open I guess. 

Watson doesn't throw guys open yet. He needs to get that accuracy and anticipation up. Just takes more experience. 

[ztejas 43447]

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

I love Hopkins, but Watson needs to utilize all the receivers to open it up for Hopkins.

You've had shitty takes on multiple threads today. Take a fucking lap homeboy.

[Atticus 3973]

We don't have the luxury to score on command. Our D needs to nut the fuck up.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

I wish the Texans had used more clock, but the TD is what they needed.

Yeah, if they played it safe and only kicked a field goal, I'd say leave BoB in new york even with a W.

[Zavala 1384]

Holy shit Jay Jo get in the fucking weight room and come down with that ball.