2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Machinator 32099]

[henrygandorf 29191]

philly is now -2.

if philly wins, get ready to hear a bunch about the nick foles magic and how the texans just aren't that good, easy schedule, etc.  

if houston wins, get ready to hear about how philly is banged up and playing for (basically) nothing, although there will be the occasional "are we sleeping on the texans" story.

this is the biggest regular season game in i don't know how long.  biggest game overall since the ravens playoff game i would think.

[ztejas 43448]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

philly is now -2.

if philly wins, get ready to hear a bunch about the nick foles magic and how the texans just aren't that good, easy schedule, etc.  

if houston wins, get ready to hear about how philly is banged up and playing for (basically) nothing, although there will be the occasional "are we sleeping on the texans" story.

this is the biggest regular season game in i don't know how long.  biggest game overall since the ravens playoff game i would think.

The Cowboys have failed to take out our garbage this season. Let's see if we can help them take out theirs. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

philly is now -2.

if philly wins, get ready to hear a bunch about the nick foles magic and how the texans just aren't that good, easy schedule, etc.  

if houston wins, get ready to hear about how philly is banged up and playing for (basically) nothing, although there will be the occasional "are we sleeping on the texans" story.

this is the biggest regular season game in i don't know how long.  biggest game overall since the ravens playoff game i would think.

As long as we win, I don't care if people say Philly is on par with a high school team.

[Lurch 5930]

Wrong sport

[Neonmoon 38129]

Win for the playoffs, loss fucks the cowboys. 

Fun either way 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[ztejas 43448]

On 12/20/2018 at 7:31 PM, Neonmoon said:

Win for the playoffs, loss fucks the cowboys. 

Fun either way 

I'd prefer we not lose. That is step 1 in "How the New England Patriots backdoor into another Super Bowl"

[LTtxfan 49187]

On 12/20/2018 at 7:31 PM, Neonmoon said:

Win for the playoffs, loss fucks the cowboys. 

Fun either way 

Texans better beat Eagles to help earn a bye 1st week of playoffs.  Philly sucks, lost to Cowboys twice.....

[TexasMan 10891]

I just don't want Deshaun to get killed tomorrow. That Philly D line will tear through our O line like wet tissue paper. 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

No Lamar Miller = No run game.  Hold onto your butts.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

the goddamn redskins couldn't take care of the titans for us, so we'll just have to go beat the piss out of the eagles...and this has to mean D'onte Foreman gets his first touches of the season tomorrow. I'd love to see him have a solid day.

[Machinator 32099]

*D'Onta

[Bert Orange 1120]

Must win home game for Philly. Do not like. 

[kopp0e 1135]

He has "stick 'em cactus fingers" it would seem...

 

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[TexasMan 10891]

It's gonna be one of those kinda days, I see. 

[At Ease 44]

Some nice plays, but settle for 3.

[Lurch 5930]

Clowney MFers!

[Bert Orange 1120]

Strip sack recovery. That doesn’t happen much. 

[UDontKnow 10445]

I really wish the Texans had Justin Tucker.

[Dennis Taylor 18822]

Great idea having a tight end alone on the blind side vs Clowney.  

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Clowney with nine sacks for the season.

[At Ease 44]

Sproles killing on these short yard situations.

[At Ease 44]

Fuck that..

[Sleepygrad 1029]

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I really wish the Texans had Justin Tucker.

I mean, sure, I want the best kicker in the league also, but we were 5 for 5 last week 

[At Ease 44]

3/3 on 4th down, 2 of them for TDs.

[UDontKnow 10445]

Clowney is in Foles's head...almost literally.

[TexasGolf 4904]

2 minutes ago, At Ease said:

3/3 on 4th down, 2 of them for TDs.

Reminds me of okie st game 

[At Ease 44]

Watson’s second TD run makes it 16-13, helped with a matching weak roughing the passer call.

[clapclapclap 9000]

That Tre Sullivan cheap shot is about as dirty as it gets.  What a scumbag.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

this Ray Liotta chantix commercial needs to stop

[Brothahorn 10087]

this Ray Liotta chantix commercial needs to stop

I liked him better when he smoked.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Just now, Brothahorn said:

I liked him better when he smoked.

it's his face...it frightens people. But agreed, he was much cooler when he was younger, smoking cigs and running with Tommy and Mickey

[At Ease 44]

D holds, same score to the break.

[LTtxfan 49187]

Eagle Fans may hurt some Refs at halftime

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

 That was a bullshit call on third and eleven. . 

[Rip76 4928]

Just not feeling this game today.

[At Ease 44]

Joseph heads out with shoulder injury.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

god dammit...

[At Ease 44]

Punting 4th and 2.

[UDontKnow 10445]

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

god dammit...

BoB being a conservative playcalling pussy. It's almost as bad as Jeff Fisher on offense.

[ztejas 43448]

There is zero reason to go for it there. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. A lot of time on the clock.

[Rip76 4928]

Game.

[UDontKnow 10445]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

There is zero reason to go for it there. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. A lot of time on the clock.

Welp. Eagles being more aggressive on offense which is why they're leading.

[Brothahorn 10087]

CB has to be addressed in the draft/offseason.

That play reminded me of the Frank Bush days.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

BoB being a conservative playcalling pussy. It's almost as bad as Jeff Fisher on offense.

BOB is what is holding this team back and the OL. I hate him

[Fico 1778]

CB has to be addressed in the draft/offseason.

That play reminded me of the Frank Bush days.

I don’t disagree with your statement, but that was not at CB that got beat.

[ztejas 43448]

This broadcasting team fucking sucks.

Please tell another shitty Christmas joke. Please.

[Fico 1778]

BOB is what is holding this team back and the OL. I hate him

It’s the OL, and injuries at WR. We still only have three healthy players there.