2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

 Who the hell cares? It’s a touchdown! 

[Lurch 5,930]

 

This. Is. Insane.

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[TonyTexas 10,512]

Man it’s nice to have a quarterback

[Jimbaround 975]

Lots of time for Foles to put them in FG range. Defense needs to step up.

[At Ease 44]

Great score, the 2 minutes of time left is a problem though.

[ztejas 43,448]

Un. Fucking. Beleivable.

[At Ease 44]

That’s a kick and coverage.

[WBT 20,572]

Scored too early

[UDontKnow 10,445]

I hope the defense is ready to defend Philly's 2 minute drill. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

those were 2 of the craziest passes we've seen this year, in the same game, by the same guy, on the same drive

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[TexasMan 10,891]

JJ Watt sack fumble plz 

[Lurch 5,930]

those were 2 of the craziest passes we've seen this year, in the same game, by the same guy, on the same drive

I yell the whole fucking game for him to throw away the ball when he’s obviously about to get sacked ... and then

[Braff Zacklin 13,573]

As a Cowboys fan, please permit me to admit that I really, really like Deshaun Watson.

[Jimbaround 975]

Foles got hit hard.

[At Ease 44]

How did that catch happen, and why is that a foul??

[David Dennison 18,860]

That is not a penalty.

[demos 3,003]

Just put a red jersey on the qb and be done with it

[WBT 20,572]

That was a great catch.  Sudafed in for at least one play.

[ztejas 43,448]

He dead

[ztejas 43,448]

Penalty: murdering the QB. 15-20 no parole.

[Jimbaround 975]

Well crap.

[David Dennison 18,860]

Gotta love it when your own defensive player sets a screen.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,460]

Wow, might want to cover that Ertz guy

[Smax 3,800]

Way to blow it texans

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

BOB is a fucking moron

[David Dennison 18,860]

Our coaching staff is really dumb.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Why aren’t we taking a time out 

[WBT 20,572]

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

Why aren’t we taking a time out 

What difference would that make?  They'd just run one more play and kick on 4th down instead of 3rd.

[David Dennison 18,860]

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

Why aren’t we taking a time out 

Because the dumb jock coach's handbook says use it to ice the kicker.

[UDontKnow 10,445]

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Why aren’t we taking a time out 

Because BoB doesn't want a 1st round bye.

[At Ease 44]

Eagles -2

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,793]

What a shitty ending, fuck you BoB

[Hagbard Celine 10,864]

thanks a lot houstons.

[Slacks 6,821]

So...Iff there is a fault to the RAC defense, it's that a decent TE will have a career day almost always. How is this not fixed after so many years?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

What a shitty ending, fuck you BoB

This. Fuck you BoB. Also how many times can Clowney fuck us over on 4th qtr penalties

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

1 minute ago, At Ease said:

Eagles -2

The algorithms used by Vegas are money.

[ztejas 43,448]

This is why you go for 2 after the first TD.

God dammit.

That said, I at least have some confidence now that we can still hang with anyone. We just need to get as healthy as possible before the playoffs.

[Slacks 6,821]

Why aren’t we taking a time out 

For what? PHI was going to run the clock out no matter what.

[UDontKnow 10,445]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

What a shitty ending, fuck you BoB

Getting cute and always playing from behind is gonna eventually burn you and it did today. 

[Fico 1,778]

So...Iff there is a fault to the RAC defense, it's that a decent TE will have a career day almost always. How is this not fixed after so many years?

Matthieu was getting abused, just physically manhandled.

[jet black 204]

Can we blame this loss on bob taking 2 time outs with over 4 minutes left in the game? Wtf was he thinking there. And then the short kickoff? Wtf

[tx 3 putt 76,957]

Defensive fail today, horrible 

[Fico 1,778]

Because the dumb jock coach's handbook says use it to ice the kicker.

A time-out makes no difference. PHI would just run the clock down the next play.

The things some of you choose to bitch about is insane.

We have no OL, no WRs, currently no RBs and no healthy CBs worth a shit. There is no “coaching” or scheme that fixes that.

I don’t know how a face mask to the sternum is a penalty. He didn’t pick the QB up, he didn’t hit him high, he didn’t hit him low, he didn’t fall with his weight on him. The protection the QBs get is insane.

Defense has to make a play at the end, instead Mathieu continue to get bossed like a baby back bitch, as he did all game. The amount of offensive pass offense that when I called by the eagle was insane.

Make a fucking play defense, fuck.

[David Dennison 18,860]

Just now, jet black said:

Can we blame this loss on bob taking 2 time outs with over 4 minutes left in the game? Wtf was he thinking there. And then the short kickoff? Wtf

Yep. Those TOs were dumb.

[Fico 1,778]

Can we blame this loss on bob taking 2 time outs with over 4 minutes left in the game? Wtf was he thinking there. And then the short kickoff? Wtf

No you can’t.

[David Dennison 18,860]

1 minute ago, Fico said:

 

No you can’t.

 

Can you explain them?

[Fico 1,778]

Yep. Those TOs were dumb.

No they weren’t. We happens to take shot that worked to an UDFA WR who mad a hell of a catch. If that doesn’t happen, and chances were very much against it happening, we are going to need most of the time on that clock to score.

[UDontKnow 10,445]

2 minutes ago, jet black said:

Can we blame this loss on bob taking 2 time outs with over 4 minutes left in the game? Wtf was he thinking there. And then the short kickoff? Wtf

You sure can. BoB is under contract through 2022, so the mediocrity will continue.