2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[TexasGolf 4902]

Couldn’t handle another 1 pt loss

[TexasMan 10891]

I sort of feel for Denver fans. We know what it's like to have a functioning regard for a head coach too. 

[mycox 582]

Kareem Jackson had a pretty good game

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Thanks Lamar Miller for fucking everything up today 

[TonyTexas 10511]

2nd team since 1990 to open 0-3 then win 6 straight. Now a bye week to heal up. Whodofthunkit
 

Correction: 1st team since 1970 to accomplish this

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[tx 3 putt 76942]

21 minutes ago, mycox said:

Kareem Jackson had a pretty good game

Truth 

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Lat22 4014]

52 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If im Denver, im firing the coach now

Yep. He’s an idiot. He gifted the Texans three points when he tried the 62 yarder with 19 seconds left and two timeouts in the Texans pocket. 

[TexasMan 10891]

Titans fans are feeling some kinda way

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76942]

I hope the titans enjoy that L next week vs. Pats !

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[HtownHorn 14679]

Yeah, I get the lucky sentiment. That 6 game win streak is over teams with a combined 19-31 record, with an average MOV of 7.8. Miami is the only team with a winning record at 5-4. The Texans are the only team the Giants have beaten. I'm guessing 10-6, and a close win in the WC game before going on the road to get our asses blown out at KC or NE.

[Rip76 4925]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I hope the titans enjoy that L next week vs. Pats !

Hell, the loss tomorrow 

[mycox 582]

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, I get the lucky sentiment. That 6 game win streak is over teams with a combined 19-31 record, with an average MOV of 7.8. Miami is the only team with a winning record at 5-4. The Texans are the only team the Giants have beaten. I'm guessing 10-6, and a close win in the WC game before going on the road to get our asses blown out at KC or NE.

And the Texans beat a Miami team with Brock Osweiler at QB

[TexArcher 37774]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Titans fans are feeling some kinda way

 

 

 

Sorry, can't hear y'all over the 2-game lead in the division standings.

[Dutchrudder 11139]

It was only a 2 point game due to a missed XP.  Denver was lucky to be in position to win the game rather than tie it, but a 50 yard FG is no gimme. 

[Dutchrudder 11139]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Titans fans are feeling some kinda way

 

 

 

L O FUCKING L at that shit. The Titans lost @ Buffalo when Josh Allen played the whole game had 85 fucking yards. 

[ztejas 43425]

Thread resurrection: commenced

Texans are rolling. Deshaun is the fucking truth. Hopkins is the best wideout in the game. JJ Watt still hungry.

Fuck the Colts - Fuck the Titans - Fuck the Jags - let's win this division and make a SB run. 

Also - Cowboys meltdown in Dallas is hilarious as usual. Never-ending entertainment living in this city. 

[HtownHorn 14679]

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

 

[ztejas 43425]

So stoked to get Foreman back. We need him healthy to make more than a game run in the playoffs. Alleviate the pass rush a bit.

[Brothahorn 10087]

Terrible ball security by Watson on that series. What the hell was he thinking.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Honey Badger!

[Zavala 1384]

They should give colt a chance

[Zavala 1384]

Ahahaha especially after that shit

[David Dennison 18856]

Every single thing about that last possession was bad.

[Zavala 1384]

A little ref ball to keep the game close eh.

Simultaneous possession goes to the offense, it wasnt even a catch to begin with. Fuck

[Zavala 1384]

Night night Alex Smith.

C'mon Colt! Don't get hurt!

[elfenix 34238]

Heard an ugh from Andre Ware just as they cut to commercial. Guessing I won't be watching this one

[Sleepygrad 1029]

I caught a glimpse of what looked like a bone potentially poking out...looked like his sock had an extra something under there

[elfenix 34238]

2 picks in 2 throws for watson

 

Edit: I know, the previous was called a fumble not a pick

[Brothahorn 10087]

Another dumbass decision.

[elfenix 34238]

Guess this is Colt's team the rest of the season, so we've got that going for us, which is nice

[Zavala 1384]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Guess this is Colt's team the rest of the season, so we've got that going for us, which is nice

That's awesome. He survived the QB death penelty at Cleveland.

[Zavala 1384]

Watson is a tough son of a bitch. It's a shame these coaches and the GM not giving him an O line.

Jesus Norman is a punk bitch shaking his head about that holding call, he horse collared Hopkins.

Edited November 18, 2018 by Zavala

[Brothahorn 10087]

Wasted fucking chance.

[YChang 3443]

Some dumbass play calling

[HtownHorn 14679]

If BOB doesn't relinquish control on the offense in the off-season he should be fired. Just ridiculous to call these plays with this shit OL.

[TexArcher 37774]

I hope Colt kicks all sorts of ass, starting next week.

[HtownHorn 14679]

We are going to lose another backup QB. BOB fucking sucks.

[Brothahorn 10087]

Clowney is a idiot. Gave up 2 big plays, because he just had to jump inside.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Nice plays by both Clowney and Watt to get sacks on Colt

[HtownHorn 14679]

It would be nice to score here and put the game away. How will BOB fuck this up?

[TexArcher 37774]

I sure do love seeing Josh Norman commit a potentially game-killing penalty.

Edited November 18, 2018 by TexArcher

[HtownHorn 14679]

BOB is a fucking genius.

[Bert Orange 1120]

Here’s where we lose

[David Dennison 18856]

This coaching staff.

Wow.

[HtownHorn 14679]

Looks like you can add kicker to the list of needs.

[TonyTexas 10511]

Judging from this thread, the Texans must have lost