2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[TexasGolf 5467]

Couldn’t handle another 1 pt loss

[TexasMan 11464]

I sort of feel for Denver fans. We know what it's like to have a functioning regard for a head coach too. 

[mycox 587]

Kareem Jackson had a pretty good game

[Sgt Hulk 14469]

Thanks Lamar Miller for fucking everything up today 

[TonyTexas 10785]

2nd team since 1990 to open 0-3 then win 6 straight. Now a bye week to heal up. Whodofthunkit
 

Correction: 1st team since 1970 to accomplish this

[TexasMan 11464]

 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

21 minutes ago, mycox said:

Kareem Jackson had a pretty good game

Truth 

[TexasMan 11464]

 

[Lat22 4086]

52 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If im Denver, im firing the coach now

Yep. He’s an idiot. He gifted the Texans three points when he tried the 62 yarder with 19 seconds left and two timeouts in the Texans pocket. 

[TexasMan 11464]

Titans fans are feeling some kinda way

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

I hope the titans enjoy that L next week vs. Pats !

[TexasMan 11464]

 

[HtownHorn 15231]

Yeah, I get the lucky sentiment. That 6 game win streak is over teams with a combined 19-31 record, with an average MOV of 7.8. Miami is the only team with a winning record at 5-4. The Texans are the only team the Giants have beaten. I'm guessing 10-6, and a close win in the WC game before going on the road to get our asses blown out at KC or NE.

[Rip76 5022]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I hope the titans enjoy that L next week vs. Pats !

Hell, the loss tomorrow 

[mycox 587]

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, I get the lucky sentiment. That 6 game win streak is over teams with a combined 19-31 record, with an average MOV of 7.8. Miami is the only team with a winning record at 5-4. The Texans are the only team the Giants have beaten. I'm guessing 10-6, and a close win in the WC game before going on the road to get our asses blown out at KC or NE.

And the Texans beat a Miami team with Brock Osweiler at QB

[TexArcher 39074]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Titans fans are feeling some kinda way

 

 

 

Sorry, can't hear y'all over the 2-game lead in the division standings.

[Dutchrudder 11246]

It was only a 2 point game due to a missed XP.  Denver was lucky to be in position to win the game rather than tie it, but a 50 yard FG is no gimme. 

[Dutchrudder 11246]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Titans fans are feeling some kinda way

 

 

 

L O FUCKING L at that shit. The Titans lost @ Buffalo when Josh Allen played the whole game had 85 fucking yards. 

[ztejas 44267]

Thread resurrection: commenced

Texans are rolling. Deshaun is the fucking truth. Hopkins is the best wideout in the game. JJ Watt still hungry.

Fuck the Colts - Fuck the Titans - Fuck the Jags - let's win this division and make a SB run. 

Also - Cowboys meltdown in Dallas is hilarious as usual. Never-ending entertainment living in this city. 

[HtownHorn 15231]

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

 

[ztejas 44267]

So stoked to get Foreman back. We need him healthy to make more than a game run in the playoffs. Alleviate the pass rush a bit.

[Brothahorn 10097]

Terrible ball security by Watson on that series. What the hell was he thinking.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Honey Badger!

[Zavala 1384]

They should give colt a chance

[Zavala 1384]

Ahahaha especially after that shit

[David Dennison 19567]

Every single thing about that last possession was bad.

[Zavala 1384]

A little ref ball to keep the game close eh.

Simultaneous possession goes to the offense, it wasnt even a catch to begin with. Fuck

[Zavala 1384]

Night night Alex Smith.

C'mon Colt! Don't get hurt!

[elfenix 34760]

Heard an ugh from Andre Ware just as they cut to commercial. Guessing I won't be watching this one

[Sleepygrad 1042]

I caught a glimpse of what looked like a bone potentially poking out...looked like his sock had an extra something under there

[elfenix 34760]

2 picks in 2 throws for watson

 

Edit: I know, the previous was called a fumble not a pick

[Brothahorn 10097]

Another dumbass decision.

[elfenix 34760]

Guess this is Colt's team the rest of the season, so we've got that going for us, which is nice

[Zavala 1384]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Guess this is Colt's team the rest of the season, so we've got that going for us, which is nice

That's awesome. He survived the QB death penelty at Cleveland.

[Zavala 1384]

Watson is a tough son of a bitch. It's a shame these coaches and the GM not giving him an O line.

Jesus Norman is a punk bitch shaking his head about that holding call, he horse collared Hopkins.

Edited November 18, 2018 by Zavala

[Brothahorn 10097]

Wasted fucking chance.

[YChang 3571]

Some dumbass play calling

[HtownHorn 15231]

If BOB doesn't relinquish control on the offense in the off-season he should be fired. Just ridiculous to call these plays with this shit OL.

[TexArcher 39074]

I hope Colt kicks all sorts of ass, starting next week.

[HtownHorn 15231]

We are going to lose another backup QB. BOB fucking sucks.

[Brothahorn 10097]

Clowney is a idiot. Gave up 2 big plays, because he just had to jump inside.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Nice plays by both Clowney and Watt to get sacks on Colt

[HtownHorn 15231]

It would be nice to score here and put the game away. How will BOB fuck this up?

[TexArcher 39074]

I sure do love seeing Josh Norman commit a potentially game-killing penalty.

Edited November 18, 2018 by TexArcher

[HtownHorn 15231]

BOB is a fucking genius.

[Bert Orange 1174]

Here’s where we lose

[David Dennison 19567]

This coaching staff.

Wow.

[HtownHorn 15231]

Looks like you can add kicker to the list of needs.

[TonyTexas 10785]

Judging from this thread, the Texans must have lost