2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[ztejas 44286]

Sweet fucking Christ. 

[HtownHorn 15231]

BOB fucking quit.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

They've been running the ball incredibly well the entire half, but their pass game keeps setting them back

[David Dennison 19570]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

BOB fucking quit.

Yep.

 

[Atticus 4226]

He's had the opportunity to scramble a lot more than he has. He's sitting in the pocket until it's too late to do anything.

[Jimbaround 987]

They've been running the ball incredibly well the entire half, but their pass game keeps setting them back

Yup. They start to gain some momentum and then Watson takes the dumb shit sack.

[ztejas 44286]

I don't know what's worse. Our OLine or our wide-outs. How many coverage sacks followed by blitzing sacks are we going to see today?

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Anyone that willingly watches "God friended me" needs to be taken out back and shot. 

Some times you need that "feel good" to get ready for Big Bang after watching Chicago Fire, EMT, Police, FBI, NCIS and SWAT

[Zavala 1384]

lol 193 yards for TY

[YChang 3571]

It's one thing to lose in a competitive manner... such a bad game from the team today.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

“He’s got the ball!!!”—Howard Dean

[David Dennison 19570]

Just now, Zavala said:

Some times you need that "feel good" to get ready for Big Bang after watching Chicago Fire, EMT, Police, FBI, NCIS and SWAT

The television habits of old people fascinate me. 

I'll be 50 in a few years and often wonder when my brain will tell me to start watcing CBS. I mean, it has to happen at some point, right?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

They got outclassed today. Better coaching, largely

[Zavala 1384]

The crowd seems like they came for a battle red game, not this give up and suck blue.

[Jimbaround 987]

Damn, that was a chance for a block.

 

[ztejas 44286]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

They got outclassed today. Better coaching, largely

Deshaun hasn't hit the broad side of a barn, our OLine has gotten mauled all day, and we are trotting out a practice-squad receiving corps. 

Was the coaching great? No. But it wasn't 3 scores bad. We are paper thin and need to get healthy or this is going to be a first-round exit. 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, ztejas said:

Deshaun hasn't hit the broad side of a barn, our OLine has gotten mauled all day, and we are trotting out a practice-squad receiving corps. 

Was the coaching great? No. But it wasn't 3 scores bad. We are paper thin and need to get healthy or this is going to be a first-round exit. 

Damn I wish we could play Cinci like the good ole' days where playoff wins were won with TJ Yates

[ztejas 44286]

What in the absolute fuck are we doing? Why is the clock running? 

[Jimbaround 987]

THAT was a throw by the Watson we want to see.

[David Dennison 19570]

HURRY!!!!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Beautiful pass/catch

[ztejas 44286]

That's a late hit on Deshaun, btw refs. 

Edited December 9, 2018 by ztejas
on the tipped ball

[Jimbaround 987]

The Texans should just do that every time they have the ball.

[David Dennison 19570]

Well done.

Play some D.

[ztejas 44286]

LETS FUCKING GO CMON BOYS

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What in the absolute fuck are we doing? Why is the clock running? 

playing for (eventual) overtime or a devastating 1st down its game over since only got 2 time outs left

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Luck can MAYBE get one first down, but if they do, Hou would be lucky to get it back with twenty seconds left

[ztejas 44286]

What a fucking throw. Wow. He reminds me so much of Favre it's silly. 

[ztejas 44286]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Luck can MAYBE get one first down, but if they do, Hou would be lucky to get it back with twenty seconds left

2 timeouts and a 2 minute warning. 20 seconds left? Might want to check your math there bud.

[Zavala 1384]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's a late hit on Deshaun, btw refs. 

They ain't calling targeting, late hits, or hits below the waist on Watson, ever. These refs suck. Only certain guys are untouchable.

[Zavala 1384]

lol a guy tackles JJ Watt and they call holding on Houston?

the NFL is TRASH

[David Dennison 19570]

One more first down should do it.

Dammit.

[ztejas 44286]

What an ass holding call. Ball was tipped. 

Edited December 9, 2018 by ztejas
I know that doesn't matter for holding but be reasonable - pass wasn't catchable

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, ztejas said:

What an ass holding call. Ball was tipped. 

Also an offensive lineman bear hugging JJ Watt about 12 feet in front of the official 

[Jimbaround 987]

Does anyone know where Luck is from or if he ever played football at NRG while in high school?

[ztejas 44286]

3rd and 1 for the ballgame. C'mon D.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Jimbaround said:

Does anyone know where Luck is from or if he ever played football at NRG while in high school?

Same city as that guy Vince Young the Texans passed on

[ztejas 44286]

Aquaman looks like a steaming pile of horseshit. Someone needs to take the coke away from the Hollywood execs. This stupid fucking superhero trend needs to die. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

L. O. L.

[WBT 20998]

Lulz, what a dumbass

[David Dennison 19570]

Morons.

[Zavala 1384]

lol you can jump a mile away from the offensive guard and the offensive linemen can say they were drew offsides?

[Murfdogg21 4577]

BoB still retarded conservative/scared. Punting on 4th and 2 from Indy 45 in the second quarter set the tone. Punting with 6 minutes left down 10 is also scared. 

[Lat22 4092]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. 

[Zavala 1384]

officials gifted this one to the Colts with a few key shit calls

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Well, that blows.

[ztejas 44286]

I'm about to smash my keyboard over my kitchen counter

[David Dennison 19570]

Fuck you, Kevin Harlan. Try not to get so excited.

[WBT 20998]

2 hours ago, Zavala said:

This Colts coach looks like such a doofus. Glad their cokehead owner couldn't find anybody legit for Luck. Hope he doesn't get Matt McCarthy. 

A Houston NFL fan taunting Frank Reich was an interesting choice

[ztejas 44286]

Deshaun is going to drag BoB's fatass to a Super Bowl just like Rodgers did for McCarthy. 

He won't get fired because his QB is too much of a fucking baller. I have zero doubt we would have at least sent this to OT without that horrific choke job by the D.