2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[ztejas 43,428]

HOLY SHIT THE DOLPHINS WON!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited December 9, 2018 by ztejas

[TexasMan 10,891]

Fuck Clowney. Fucking regard. 

[Atticus 3,973]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Deshaun is going to drag BoB's fatass to a Super Bowl just like Rodgers did for McCarthy. 

He won't get fired because his QB is too much of a fucking baller. I have zero doubt we would have at least sent this to OT without that horrific choke job by the D. 

Deshaun has his flaws as well, but better play calling could potentially help him out.

[ztejas 43,428]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AT THE HANDS OF A FUCKING AGGY

Edited December 9, 2018 by ztejas

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

A Houston NFL fan taunting Frank Reich was an interesting choice

Yeah I wouldn't call myself an NFL fan, nor a Houston fan, fuck them. They chose Mario Williams over Vince Young. They named themselves "Texans" and went for that pathetic bull logo.

Really I just root for college players I like in the NFL, like Deshaun Watson. Hope he gets a new head coach and offensive coordinator ASAP. They no longer have Rick Smith, so maybe with a new HC they will build something legit around Watson. 

[elfenix 34,240]

lol a guy tackles JJ Watt and they call holding on Houston?
the NFL is TRASH

No shit. That was terrible

[hookem48 4,687]

Someone explain the neutral zone infraction. I thought the infraction had to cause the offense to immediately jump, not stand there and point.

[hookem48 4,687]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AT THE HANDS OF A FUCKING AGGY

left tackle moved to start with, Gronk being in on defense was stupid, aggy wasn't going throw the ball 80 yards and #27 for the Patriots should have his ass kicked for standing there waiting for  another lateral when he could have tackled the guy.

[Jimbaround 975]

Haha, nice win by Miami.

[Jacob McCandles 202]

6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Someone explain the neutral zone infraction. I thought the infraction had to cause the offense to immediately jump, not stand there and point.

here's the explanation ... Clowney is not disciplined enough or not smart enough to stay onside. Luck has gotten him five times this season. That "play" is likely in the Colts' playbook as "Clowney Special."

[hookem48 4,687]

Just now, Jacob McCandles said:

here's the explanation ... Clowney is not disciplined enough or not smart enough to stay onside. Luck has gotten him five times this season. That "play" is likely in the Colts' playbook as "Clowney Special."

yea, we all know that but nobody on the oline jumped, they all just stood there and pointed.

[Lat22 4,014]

23 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Yeah I wouldn't call myself an NFL fan, nor a Houston fan, fuck them. They chose Mario Williams over Vince Young. They named themselves "Texans" and went for that pathetic bull logo.

Really I just root for college players I like in the NFL, like Deshaun Watson. Hope he gets a new head coach and offensive coordinator ASAP. They no longer have Rick Smith, so maybe with a new HC they will build something legit around Watson. 

Don’t forget about the bold color scheme of red, white and blue. Sorry. Battle red, liberty white and deep steel blue. LMFAO. 

[Zavala 1,384]

50 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Don’t forget about the bold color scheme of red, white and blue. Sorry. Battle red, liberty white and deep steel blue. LMFAO. 

Could've been the HOUSTON HURRICANES, used any sort of cool color schemes. Instead, they went for Patriots lite, just like their whole team philosophy. I do like their font I guess, the numbers on the field look cool.

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

Houston Rustlers would have been awesome.

 

I think Toros was the runner up choice, which is why they have the bull logo.

[Zavala 1,384]

11 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Houston Rustlers would have been awesome.

I think Toros was the runner up choice, which is why they have the bull logo.

I've always guessed they have the bull logo because Hispanics like bulls, the marketing people probably figured that out. They wear Chicago bulls gear and love longhorns gear down there in Mexico. I always bring a few longhorns hats to trade when I go down South to surf. Toros would've been cool, but the Houston Texans sounds silly. 

[ztejas 43,428]

We drop a game to the Colts and this turns into the "shit on the Texans" thread.

Dont listen to 'em Deshaun.

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

24 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Could've been the HOUSTON HURRICANES, used any sort of cool color schemes. Instead, they went for Patriots lite, just like their whole team philosophy. I do like their font I guess, the numbers on the field look cool.

Yeah, that would’ve gone over well during Harvey.

[David Dennison 18,856]

There isn't a thing wrong with the name, logo, or colors of the team.

Good grief.

[TexasMan 10,891]

Oh cool. It's the "Texans have a horrible name and logo" discussion by non-Houston fans that happens every 3rd page.

Only thing missing now is "they should have paid whatever amount of money to get the Oilers logo back !!1!"

[TexasGolf 4,903]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

What a fucking throw. Wow. He reminds me so much of Favre it's silly. 

He was nails today 

[ztejas 43,428]

Is 9-4 with a 2 game division lead good?

I've been told that's good. Idk.

[ztejas 43,428]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

He was nails today 

Just needed one more possession.

Thanks Clowney. Fucking sandbagging Gamecock trying to take the spotlight away from our Tigers. For shame.

[David Dennison 18,856]

9 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Oh cool. It's the "Texans have a horrible name and logo" discussion by non-Houston fans that happens every 3rd page.

Only thing missing now is "they should have paid whatever amount of money to get the Oilers logo back !!1!"

Having said what I said above, I would not be opposed to getting the Oilers name and colors back in Houston and re-naming the team.

[TexasGolf 4,903]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is 9-4 with a 2 game division lead good?

I've been told that's good. Idk.

Must beat the Jets. Big game 

[TexasMan 10,891]

Texans open -6 favorites @ NY Jetropolians 

[Stella Link 534]

They SHOULD be the favorites against the Jets.  But I'm still not sold on this team.  They still can't win against quality teams.  

If they make the playoffs, it will be one and done again....

[henrygandorf 29,191]

1 hour ago, Stella Link said:

They SHOULD be the favorites against the Jets.  But I'm still not sold on this team.  They still can't win against quality teams.  

If they make the playoffs, it will be one and done again....

eh, just need to avoid 4/5 game (chargers). 

home vs balt/indy/miami i’ll take my chances. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Yeah, that would’ve gone over well during Harvey.

Yes, because devastating hurricanes never hit the Miami area.

[HoustonFrog 368]

Need healthy WRs.


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[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

Difference in the game was a season long 55 yard field goal from a 45-year-old kicker at the half.

BOB, once again, mismanaging the clock.

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

13 hours ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Yes, because devastating hurricanes never hit the Miami area.

The 13 million people impacted by Harvey say -hi- fuck you.

Edited December 10, 2018 by Harrison Stafford

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

If anything, they should have paid Bud $1 million and a first round pick for the name and colors of the Oilers. If that didn’t work, should have gone Columbia blue with white helmets regardless of the new nickname. 

 

Still should. And now that both McNair and Bud are dead, can Cal negotiate it with Bud’s daughter and/or the raccoon that used to live on Bud’s head?

[TexasMan 10,891]

6 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

If anything, they should have paid Bud $1 million and a first round pick for the name and colors of the Oilers. If that didn’t work, should have gone Columbia blue with white helmets regardless of the new nickname. 

 

Still should. And now that both McNair and Bud are dead, can Cal negotiate it with Bud’s daughter and/or the raccoon that used to live on Bud’s head?

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

LOLZ sorry had to but it is how I feel. 

[Bert Orange 1,120]

I’m not going to replace my sweet jerseys 

[TexasGolf 4,903]

21 hours ago, HoustonFrog said:

Need healthy WRs.


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Yep. Joe Webb is not gonna cut it

[Bert Orange 1,120]

So now almost all our bye hopes fall on a Pittsburgh upset of the Pats this week. 

[Lurch 5,930]

Game appears to be on NFL Network only today

[ztejas 43,428]

17 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Game appears to be on NFL Network only today

Totally forgot we were playing. Thanks for the bump.

[TonyTexas 10,512]

Game is on CBS in the Houston area.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Nice whistle you fucking retarded zebra

[ztejas 43,428]

Our cornerbacks are absolute dogshit in coverage.

[ztejas 43,428]

Refs have been straight autistic to start. Looking like this is going to be a long game.

[Bert Orange 1,120]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Our cornerbacks are absolute dogshit in coverage.

Not great that we have a geriatric in there for the injured KJ. 

[Bert Orange 1,120]

Darnold bleeds. So he can be killed. 

[TexArcher 37,774]

This has to be a W.  Come on.

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Is there not a better backup than Alfred Blue?

How long are they going to keep his spare ass?

[ztejas 43,428]

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Is there not a better backup than Alfred Blue?

How long are they going to keep his spare ass?

I thought we activated Foreman but he might not have dressed today

[David Dennison 18,856]

Are they going to throw a flag on every play?

[TexArcher 37,774]

Fumblaya