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Bertelsen's 70 yard TD
Bertelsen's 70 yard TD

I don't care what the conditions were, as someone who lives in Houston, it's nice to beat Frank Reich.

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Deshaun right now is when you get fucked in Monopoly by landing on Boardwalk and you try and convince yourself theres some way out of the mess so you desparately mortgage off all your properties. 

Except it isn't Monopoly. It's Thunderdome and Satan is fucking you from behind asking if you've had enough yet.

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With a peewee football level offensive game plan.


We have 1 healthy skill player worth a shit, and an atrocious offensive line. There is no scheme for the personnel we currently have.

It’s a fucking miracle we can move the ball at all.

Rankin should be banished from football, he is so unbelievably bad.
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I don't understand what y'all want BoB to call. We have maybe the worst OLine in the NFL. Our backfield is a 2nd stringer who runs for whatever is blocked (which in our case means 2 yards) and a player in his first game back from a torn achilles.

Our receivers consist of the best wideout in the game who is without fail double-teamed on every play, a player that had 12 catches on the season prior to this, a rookie who is also returning kicks for us, and a grab bag of tight ends.

If you want to bitch about something bitch about Mathieu getting burned on an 80 yard touchdown, Reid missing tackles, Hopkins dropping that ball on 2nd down (no, it wasn't "high" he just missed the ball), the MULTIPLE dumb penalties on offense, and the fact that Deshaun has now been sacked over 50 times on the season and on most plays has a micropenis length of time to do anything with the ball.

We were not good enough today and are not healthy enough for the focus to be on the playcalling. Stop.

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