do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Are those new sneakers?

[futureman 22454]

12 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Well, why am I watching it?

because it’s on tv!

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

because it’s on tv!

Not yet. 

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

George: "Hey Kramer."

Kramer: "Hi Mike."

[Guest Lobo]

Poor Lilly. 

[Biff Tannen 45677]

George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her toe thumbs.

Jerry: She doesn't have toe thumbs.

George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor--

[Guest Lobo]

And you call that the Tractor Story?

[Biff Tannen 45677]

Hey, Zeke wants to know when you Yankee bastards are comin' to Houston!

[4th&Five 41526]

Just get a little nervous on the weekends, that’s all. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

We've got water. I don't think we have any bread, but we've got water.

[Biff Tannen 45677]

I don’t know the last two. Is there some hidden episode?

[pokeNbeans 203]

The Rye

[Biff Tannen 45677]

1 minute ago, pokeNbeans said:

The Rye

Ah yes. 

Look Henry, I spilled wine on me. 

[Guest Lobo]

Merlot?  I've never heard of it, did they just invent it? 

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Oh wait, sorry, wrong thread. 

[Biff Tannen 45677]

That's perverse.

[Guest Lobo]

You mean, you hunt it?  

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

You wanna be a ball man? Go ahead, break the ball barrier.

Edited July 8, 2019 by WhatTheBuck

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

On 7/6/2019 at 9:11 AM, Lobo said:

Merlot?  I've never heard of it, did they just invent it? 

I live for Merlot!

[Biff Tannen 45677]

If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.

[Guest Lobo]

They’re so sensitive.  

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

Karma Kramer?

[PencilPusher 454]

I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.

[Guest Lobo]

You cry.  And then you, cry again...

[Biff Tannen 45677]

You need a glove?

Nah.

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

Can you get vomit out of suede?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

How many people do you lose on a normal cruse? 30? 40?!

[futureman 22454]

that’s no tragedy!

[4th&Five 41526]

Oh, everybody’s your type. 

[Biff Tannen 45677]

You want a kidney?  Cause I’ll give it to ya!  I’ll rip it out right here and smack it on the table!

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

What, writer? It's a sitcom. 

[futureman 22454]

catalog writer’s block?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I just need to see the sable hat you purchased yesterday

[Biff Tannen 45677]

Elaine: Listen, lemme ask you something. When you're with a guy, and he tells you he has to get up early, what does that mean?

Jerry: It means he's lying.

[futureman 22454]

sorry george, no hat.

[Guest Lobo]

Why didn't you get the big one?  

[futureman 22454]

this thing just bottles in the heat!  it’s unbelievable. 

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

It's just a matter of common courtesy. When you come in the house you wipe your wheels. 

[PantsTent 2002]

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

 

[futureman 22454]

[Guest Lobo]

Never noticed that before, when George puts his hand over his mouth and looks down at the table, then for a millisecond, looks up at Jerry again.  He's about to crack up.  They spit takes and ketchup ejaculate takes need the most time in production.  

[pokeNbeans 203]

Leo, did you give Helen the fifty dollars?

[Guest Lobo]

I should be loaning you money...but I'm not! 

[Biff Tannen 45677]

Arrested?  COME ON!

[Landomatic 3813]

Hey, board of directors.  Look at you.

[futureman 22454]

LOOK AT ME!

[4th&Five 41526]

RIP to the mohel. 

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position?
What's your position?
I am an associate.
Hey, me too.
Yeah, me too.

[4th&Five 41526]

My idiot son could open that door. 

[Biff Tannen 45677]

Get the hell outta here wit your knobs!