do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Mr. Marbles? 

[futureman 22454]

snowball?  he runs on batteries!

[Guest Lobo]

What's that about ladies frames?  

[Biff Tannen 45678]

I just remembered where I left my retainer in the second grade!

[4th&Five 41526]

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

What's that about ladies frames?  

My go to anytime my wife says something I didn’t hear. 

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

My go to anytime my wife says something I didn’t hear. 

My wife and I use that shocked Kramer voice, "What, when?"   It's so much of a part of our weekly vocabulary, I honestly don't even remember what episode it's from.  

[futureman 22454]

On 7/19/2019 at 12:31 PM, Lobo said:

My wife and I use that shocked Kramer voice, "What, when?"   It's so much of a part of our weekly vocabulary, I honestly don't even remember what episode it's from.  

maybe when jerry tells kramer that elaine will meet them for lunch and kramer is miffed that darren hasn’t informed him of this new development. 

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

'I want you to have this job. Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite.'

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

I'd like to have shoehorn hands!

[futureman 22454]

there’s a street gang named after president martin van buren?

[Biff Tannen 45678]

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'd like to have shoehorn hands!

This is so underrated

[futureman 22454]

do you want the money for the big salad, george?

[Biff Tannen 45678]

Oh Tony don't. 

[futureman 22454]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh Tony don't. 

step off, george!

[Guest Lobo]

You'll have visions!

[NorthLoop 14195]

Was when I was bangin! 

[futureman 22454]

he became so disillusioned he had to join us.

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

When they pull out that needle, I let the expletives fly!

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

Goddammit, I had one and then...

"Well, look who's here...Silicon Valley."

Lulz, I forgot what I was going to say. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

well.. it's gotta be somewhere. Look under his mattress.

[Biff Tannen 45678]

He's be-boppin and scattin and I'm losin it!

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

What is the handicapped parking situation at the Special Olympics?

[futureman 22454]

the andrea doria collided with the stockholm in dense fog 12 miles off the coast of nantucket. 

 

 

63 years ago today. 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?

[futureman 22454]

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?

I don’t know. 

[Guest Lobo]

Have you met my fiancé?

[Biff Tannen 45678]

I have lost my fiance, the poor baby.

[Guest Lobo]

also, my fiance died from licking toxic invitations that I picked out.  

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

On July 29, 2019 at 8:29 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I have lost my fiance, the poor baby.

Maybe the dingo ate your baby. 

[futureman 22454]

they are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. 

[Guest Lobo]

I make more money than you do...

[futureman 22454]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I make more money than you do...

gimme the papers, I’ll sign ‘em!

[Biff Tannen 45678]

You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.

[Guest Lobo]

...I coined the expression, "Pardon my French."  

Edited July 31, 2019 by Lobo

[Gooby 640]

On 5/9/2018 at 9:00 PM, futureman said:

you’re swimming in the east river?  the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.

[Guest Lobo]

Four hours in this chop, and I’m a full inch taller!

Edited July 31, 2019 by Lobo

[4th&Five 41526]

The man was obsessed with lactating women.  They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese. 

[NorthLoop 14195]

He just sunk like a stone

[Biff Tannen 45678]

It's the romance of the handsome cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.

[Biff Tannen 45678]

Oh man, that looks like a dead bear. 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

[Biff Tannen 45678]

[futureman 22454]

I’m never gonna have a child.  if I lose this froggah high score, that’s it for me. 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

You're FILK

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Oh he'll be home, it's Friday night. That's the big night on the Nature Channel.

[pokeNbeans 203]

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes! Yes, we did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something....there isn't.

[Biff Tannen 45678]

2 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes! Yes, we did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something....there isn't.

Such an amazing scene.

 

Kramer: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry:? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea!

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

[4th&Five 41526]

Wife and I are in NY where there are plenty of Seinfeld reminders everywhere we go. She’s pretty sick of the quotes already. 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Wife and I are in NY where there are plenty of Seinfeld reminders everywhere we go. She’s pretty sick of the quotes already. 

Gregory Peck's bicycle?  Barbara Mandrell's skateboard?