do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22457]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Gregory Peck's bicycle?  Barbara Mandrell's skateboard?

get outta the car!!

[futureman 22457]

hey cowboy.  where’s your horse?

[pokeNbeans 203]

Do you have a...ketchup secret?

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?

KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

You're very lithe, aren't you?

[futureman 22457]

35 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You're very lithe, aren't you?

very graceful. 

[Guest Lobo]

His buttocks are sublime.  

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

When Kramer slides off that curved wall and falls to the ground, the bronzer he's wearing leaves a stain on the wall. 

 

[Guest Lobo]

^ oh man...that’s precious!

[Biff Tannen 45678]

My wallet's gone!  My wallet's gone!

[4th&Five 41526]

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it. 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

Plum!

[SimonBolivar 10958]

What's gonna happen? They can't kill us.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, nobody ever got shot in the city.  

[futureman 22457]

that’s the commando 450.  I don’t sell that one. 

[Guest Lobo]

Nah, nah.  It's for circus elephants.  

[Biff Tannen 45678]

That's right! Do you want me to say it again? I'll say it again! I hadn't had a pimple since I was eighteen and I don't care that you don't believe me or not!  And how's this? You're fired! Okay you're not. I am just a little hungry.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

 Hello ma? It's me. Guess where I am. In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now. Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would. Would you stop it? Alright, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you! How's this? I'm never telling you! I don't care! No! Fine! Never!!

[futureman 22457]

hello, marjorie?  george costanza.  how are ya, sweetheart?  listen, could you give mr thomassoulo a message for me?  if he needs me tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!!

[McCroskey 1504]

“You wanted to see me, Mr, Steinbrenner?”

“Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the word around the office is that you're a Communist.”

“Communist? I’m a Yankee sir, first and foremost.”


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[futureman 22457]

check out this 2021 prospect

https://247sports.com/Player/Seven-McGee-46054004/

[Biff Tannen 45678]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

check out this 2021 prospect

https://247sports.com/Player/Seven-McGee-46054004/

That's fantastic.

[pokeNbeans 203]

Do you, uh ... do you know what I’m ...
thinking about now?

[4th&Five 41526]

Why didn’t you take your car?

Ah, the steering wheel fell off. I don’t know where it is.

 

[futureman 22457]

see, you wanna keep the big bills on the outside. 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

He drove a car with no arms?

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

see, you wanna keep the big bills on the outside. 

That’s a five!

[SimonBolivar 10958]

You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad plum but I let it go.

Edited August 16, 2019 by SimonBolivar

[Biff Tannen 45678]

He's it.  He wins.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Jerry you dont have $5000.00 you can lend her? Come on

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

Somehow I dozed off and woke up in a pile of garbage. 

[Guest Lobo]

How'd you get the set in here?  

[honolulu horn 6158]

I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, and then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Superbowl sex romp!

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, but it's right downtown

[Biff Tannen 45678]

Just chiming in to say I won a Seinfeld trivia last night at a local establishment.  I am now 2/2 in that department.

[Guest Lobo]

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

They could strip you naked, paint you red, and put you on a subway.

[Biff Tannen 45678]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

Hop Sing's

[Guest Lobo]

You below 86th.  Street itself is boundary.  

[Biff Tannen 45678]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You below 86th.  Street itself is boundary.  

If we deliver to you, then what? Eighty-fifth Street, Wall Street, Mexico, Eighty-fourth Street?

[Guest Lobo]

...well a lot of it is vegetables

[Sbbruin 21847]

On 8/11/2019 at 8:11 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

When Kramer slides off that curved wall and falls to the ground, the bronzer he's wearing leaves a stain on the wall. 

 

The redhead in this clip is my sister's best friend.  I've known her since I was a little kid.  /csb.

[futureman 22457]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just chiming in to say I won a Seinfeld trivia last night at a local establishment.  I am now 2/2 in that department.

I’ve never done this, but I’ve always thought I would win if I did.  I hope I never I meet you in the ring, though. 

[Biff Tannen 45678]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’ve never done this, but I’ve always thought I would win if I did.  I hope I never I meet you in the ring, though. 

It was a team of 3 of us and this was actually some REALLY hard stuff.  There were about 10 teams total, but only about 3 of them were ever really in the discussion.  The first one we won was a 55 team field.  That was wild.

[futureman 22457]

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It was a team of 3 of us and this was actually some REALLY hard stuff.  There were about 10 teams total, but only about 3 of them were ever really in the discussion.  The first one we won was a 55 team field.  That was wild.

what’s an example of a really hard question?  you remember any?

[Biff Tannen 45678]

On 8/20/2019 at 6:24 PM, futureman said:

what’s an example of a really hard question?  you remember any?

Name of the bad breaker upper?

Name of the Beautiful Lineswoman?

Who gave Kramer the video camera in the episode where George uses the bald cream?

 

 

[futureman 22457]

34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Name of the bad breaker upper?

Name of the Beautiful Lineswoman?

Who gave Kramer the video camera in the episode where George uses the bald cream?

oh damn, those are tricky.  I’m 0-for-3

[Biff Tannen 45678]

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh damn, those are tricky.  I’m 0-for-3

The names of one-episode characters are really hard.  I'd say as a team we probably ended up with around 70% and that was enough to win.

[Guest Lobo]

 Yep I fully concede    

 The character names of some of those one off girlfriends and boyfriends that appear in maybe three scenes with seven total  Lines of dialogue ,  that’s damn near impossible     

 But a pro tip for those trivia organizers ———— The diehard fans didn’t watch that show for the names of the tertiary characters .     That’s for Game of Thrones dorks    

[Biff Tannen 45678]

Whatever happened to Moochie?

He's dead!