do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22517]

your friend seth, he stopped by. 

-oh yeah?  what did he have to sa—

HE WAS FIRED. 

[Guest Lobo]

Not fast food.  good food, quickly.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Bad chicken! Mess you up!

[Guest Lobo]

remember Poli-Sci?  How many of those did we go to?  

[futureman 22517]

he was buying quite a load of chicken, almost enough for two people, as long as one of them’s not him. 

[Biff Tannen 45697]

VILE WEED!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

VILE WEED!

Now, please! Honey Mustard! 

[futureman 22517]

how’s life on the red planet?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

My rods and cones are all screwed up!

[Guest Lobo]

Whenever my catches me wiping my mouth on my shirt or sleeve at a meal, she shout-mumbles, "Kenny?" to me like Kramer.  

She also yells, "Bad Chicken, mess you up!" whenever I'm handling chicken to place on the grill.

And if something is going wrong around the house and I say, "That's not gonna be good for business", she of course follows it up with "That's not gonna be good for anybody."

Plus she uses "I am no sleep, no sleep!" which is true right now with our four month old. 

Come to think of it, this has to be her most oft-quoted episode which is really saying something.  Never really thought about that until this part of the thread.  

"so you go into the bathoom at eleven, and you're in bed at what...Two?"  

[Biff Tannen 45697]

Who is "she"?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is "she"?

[Biff Tannen 45697]

Oh please don't tell me you love me Jerry, I can't take it.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh please don't tell me you love me Jerry, I can't take it.

Props for putting a quote with that gif. Well done.

[Guest Lobo]

Oh, it’s a scene man.   It’s a scene. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I'm not an orgy guy.

[futureman 22517]

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

My rods and cones are all screwed up!

that looked like milk to me!

[futureman 22517]

 you’re a heavy sleeper, why don’t we just switch apartments. 

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is "she"?

My wife.   Not sure why I didn’t type that word.  I’m curious what other woman y’all thought I had this Seinfeld dynamic with?

She’s the heiress to O. Henry candybar Fortune. 

[Biff Tannen 45697]

I always felt the series could have used some more episodes with Sue Ellen, if you know what I mean.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

My wife.   Not sure why I didn’t type that word.  I’m curious what other woman y’all thought I had this Seinfeld dynamic with?

She’s the heiress to O. Henry candybar Fortune. 

Does she wear a bra?

[Guest Lobo]

Two cups in the front.   Three hooks in the back. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

[4th&Five 41573]

100% lycra-spandex. 

[Biff Tannen 45697]

You got ketchup on it!

[Biff Tannen 45697]

Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine.  That guy's coming home in a body bag.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

You know my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner comprehension problem

[Guest Lobo]

59 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

100% lycra-spandex. 

Get outta here, lycra-spandex.

[4th&Five 41573]

you ask me to get a pair of underwear, i'm back in two seconds.

[Biff Tannen 45697]

I'm sure it's somewhere in the last 42 pages, but this is one of my absolute favorites.

 

She's deceased.  (looks up)

[4th&Five 41573]

Aunt baby is probably my favorite George and Estelle scene. 

[Guest Lobo]

Your Uncle Moe died a young man.  

[Biff Tannen 45697]

And actually the joke is completed when George also looks up. 

[Biff Tannen 45697]

You shouldn't make fun of pigs.

[Biff Tannen 45697]

How do you know we're not together?  Two guys, sittin', laughin', drinking Champagne Coolies?

[4th&Five 41573]

It’s like the Capulets and the Montagues. 

[Guest Lobo]

Oh, they were all like that!

[NorthLoop 14222]

It's very emasculating!

[Guest Lobo]

I have many gay friends.  My father’s gay 

[futureman 22517]

alright look, you wanna have sex right now?  do you wanna have sex with me right now??  let’s go!

[pokeNbeans 203]

 I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay.

You're *gay*?

Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.

[Biff Tannen 45697]

My father's gay. 

[futureman 22517]

what, you like turkey roll???

[Guest Lobo]

each crepe has to be hand-ROLLED by a Mandelbaum 

[Biff Tannen 45697]

We're talking about people, right?

[futureman 22517]

you wouldn’t be tryin to sell old earl haffler dominicans in a cuban wrapper, now would ya?

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

I feel so rested and refreshed. Get me a toothbrush!

[Biff Tannen 45697]

Most of the world is carpeted, and one day we will do the cleaning.

[futureman 22517]

Dennis Castro?

[Guest Lobo]

Uh, Dwayne!