do you ever yearn?

[Incredulity 11655]

I would cover myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.

[pokeNbeans 203]

 

Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys..

Eeaawww...

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..

[futureman 22444]

you’re swimming in the east river?  the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

[Biff Tannen 45665]

He just sank like a stone didn't he?

 

 

 

 

Yes, I used that on the old site.  Fuck you hornwhatever.

[PencilPusher 454]

I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it..........

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Because it's oooooverrr.

[Bosco 56]

What do they lose on a normal cruise?  30?  40?

[Biff Tannen 45665]

IT DROVE ITSELF INTO THE SWAMP

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

IT DROVE ITSELF INTO THE SWAMP

besides, I think I lost my pen, too. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

besides, I think I lost my pen, too. 

You know that almost makes this all worth while.

[futureman 22444]

it feels like we’re stealing it. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Oh you mean the holes.

[honolulu horn 6158]

I don't know what it means. But they do, and they're the ones who are writing it off!

[SimonBolivar 10957]

will not cause drowsiness...may cause drowsiness

 

 

^May be my most used Seinfeld quote 

Edited May 14, 2018 by SimonBolivar

[NorthLoop 14183]

The Human Fund. 

 

Money for people. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

20 years ago today the Finale aired.

[hornfan785 555]

So, anyone from Cell Block D?

[PencilPusher 454]

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise 
of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as 
I've heard this story a number of times.

Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith 
passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on 
the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple 
striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off 
the rib, turned, and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his 
baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid air 
mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one 
magic loogie!

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

[Eskimohorn 5630]

I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

Still the worst line in the series. Dude lines up a threesome and doesnt pull the trigger. It’s like taking a shower with a beautiful woman, and wearing your jeans!

[Biff Tannen 45665]

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since 1 hour Martinizing!

[McCroskey 1504]

"Now what we're looking for are hardworking, motivated, homeless gentlemen...like yourselves."

[futureman 22444]

yes, the city needs more slow-moving wicker vehicles. 

[4th&Five 41519]

This truly has been a Scarsdale Surprise!

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I saw the sun rise at Liza's.

Minnelli!?!

No.

[In10se 175]

Wednesday was 22 years since George killed Susan

[In10se 175]

Maybe we can live without Libraries, people like you and me. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now at the branch of the local library... and finding drawings of pee pees and wee wees in The Cat in The Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better?

Edited May 18, 2018 by In10se

[futureman 22444]

I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to.  rock was never my bag.  but you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the new york public library, fella. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.

[NOMAAA 1696]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.

pretty sure he was in the finale.   

[Biff Tannen 45665]

4 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

pretty sure he was in the finale.   

Fair enough.

[pokeNbeans 203]

Don't you remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald?

Not ringing a bell.

 

When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' and Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'?

Mmm, no.

[NOMAAA 1696]

we're like children, we're not men. 

no we're not.  we're not men.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

A vacation from ourselves, that's what you said!

[NOMAAA 1696]

i feel like an out of work porn star.

[4th&Five 41519]

Bookman was great on Curb too.

[NOMAAA 1696]

 

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Bookman was great on Curb too.

there was one prick.

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

we're like children, we're not men. 

no we're not.  we're not men.

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

A vacation from ourselves, that's what you said!

 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

i feel like an out of work porn star.

holland is the netherlands. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

Then who are the Dutch?

[Nole-4-Life 802]

On 5/9/2018 at 10:00 PM, futureman said:

you’re swimming in the east river?  the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I clam, I scallop.  I clam and scallop.

[McCroskey 1504]

Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.

The library investigator’s name is actually Bookman? That’s amazing, like an ice cream man named Cone.


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[futureman 22444]

she tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but uh, it’s not a meal, you know. 

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

Vincent is an art house goon. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Gene’s trash.

[HornOnTheBayou 8919]

I'm Gene. 

[futureman 22444]

hey, this is the Z page of my address book. 

-oh yeah, I put all your Z’s on the ‘weights and measures’ page. 

[NorthLoop 14183]

My acne!

[PantsTent 2002]

i feel full after the risotto.

 

[UTGrad98 2271]

"Cigarette ?"

"No no I never touch em"

"Well I suck em down like coca cola."

"Here's to feelin good all the time."