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she invites me up, at twelve o’clock at night, for coffee.  and I don’t go up... ‘no thank you, I don’t want coffee, it keeps me up.’  too late for me to drink coffee.  I said this to her.  people this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live. 

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I love him fumbling with the alka-seltzer and pepto bismol through that little monologue. ^^^^^

edit: damn, got biff’d.  I’m referring to the coffee quote.

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We’re going to a catered affair!

my wife has a beautifully feminine but strong voice with a non descriptive midwestern accent:  she can’t do impressions of anyone, male or female, to save her life.   But she can fucking nail that Frank Costanza line every time.  

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