do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

I'm hip man.  

[PencilPusher 454]

Kramer: What's today?

Newman: It's Thursday.

Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday.

Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....

Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday...

Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.

[Guest Lobo]

^

reminds me of Kramer telling Elaine he doesn't need a watch or clock to tell tim.

"Well what do you do when the sun's not out?" 

[futureman 22450]

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

^

reminds me of Kramer telling Elaine he doesn't need a watch or clock to tell tim.

"Well what do you do when the sun's not out?" 

well, night’s tougher.  but it’s only a couple of hours. 

[futureman 22450]

what a pear-shaped loser. 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

You know that sound the can makes when you open it?  That's the sound of you buying a whole can.

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

The presidency attracts the badly named. Their ambition is based on personal insecurities. It's classic male overcompensation. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

what a pear-shaped loser. 

Hipster doofus. 

[PencilPusher 454]

Kenny?  KENNY!!!

[NOMAAA 1696]

Rusty!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the EAST SIDE!

[futureman 22450]

mr. marbles? ...

[PencilPusher 454]

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Hey that sounds like one of those old-timey car horns.  K-OOOGER!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hey that sounds like one of those old-timey car horns.  K-OOOGER!

 George, come in. I’m just going over our annual report…boy did we take it on the chin last year.

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

On May 22, 2018 at 11:18 AM, PencilPusher said:

Kenny?  KENNY!!!

Pam. Pam? Pam!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Velvet scrunchie.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Hey, guess what! Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!

Is that good?

I don't know.

[Rivers 80]

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 George, come in. I’m just going over our annual report…boy did we take it on the chin last year.

Check it out, George... All me, no hands!

[futureman 22450]

I thought they wore gloves... and helmets!  you know, like american gladiators. 

[NorthLoop 14190]

Tamale!!!

[futureman 22450]

that looks like a dog with a glove on its head. 

[McCroskey 1504]

 George, come in. I’m just going over our annual report…boy did we take it on the chin last year.

I’m not too worried about it.


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[PencilPusher 454]

Ya gotta see the bay-bee.....

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[NorthLoop 14190]

It shrinks? 

[pokeNbeans 203]

Ade, ahh, ahh, ah ... I’m giving you a raise!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Why would George steal from the Yankees?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

48 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why would George steal from the Yankees?

Exactly!

[futureman 22450]

that was my mail-order bride. 

-hey, you weren’t home, so I signed for her. 

[Art Vandelay 1712]

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

It shrinks? 

Like a frightened turtle!

[futureman 22450]

I’ve seen her eat corn niblets.  but she scooped them. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?

[NOMAAA 1696]

Of course. Absolute zero!!

[futureman 22450]

how am I gonna fill two hours?

-hello? I can take an hour off your hands.  give the kids a chance to see a real live yankee.

and give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

Just a salad... Just a salad... Just a salad...

[Guest Lobo]

Most of the world is carpeted, George.  And one day, we will do all the cleaning...

[futureman 22450]

enjoy blame it on the rain...?

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. 

[PencilPusher 454]

In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man.

[NorthLoop 14190]

tough break, chinless

[Biff Tannen 45673]

A bird flew into my giant freak head.

[McCroskey 1504]

We heard you went to the movies with Ramon!"

[McCroskey 1504]

Okay, you take normal sips...nothing wrong with that.

[NOMAAA 1696]

Hey, Jerry! Look at all these towels they gave me. I really hit the jackpot!

[UTGrad98 2271]

PUDDY: Let’s finish this up.

JERRY: Did you two break up?

PUDDY: That chick’s whacked. We’re history. I just left out a couple of things:

rust-proofing..

JERRY: "Rust-proofing"?

PUDDY:  Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder’s fee

JERRY: "Finder’s fee"? It was on the lot!

PUDDY: Yeah, that’s right.  Floor mats, keys..

JERRY: ‘Keys"?!

PUDDY: How ya gonna start it?

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Lol @ additional overcharge

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol @ additional overcharge

High five!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

They put the Frogger next to the toilet?

[NOMAAA 1696]

you're the grease monkey.