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Kramer: What's today?

Newman: It's Thursday.

Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday.

Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....

Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday...

Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.

Guest Lobo
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^

reminds me of Kramer telling Elaine he doesn't need a watch or clock to tell tim.

"Well what do you do when the sun's not out?" 

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6 hours ago, Lobo said:

^

reminds me of Kramer telling Elaine he doesn't need a watch or clock to tell tim.

"Well what do you do when the sun's not out?" 

well, night’s tougher.  but it’s only a couple of hours. 

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Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the EAST SIDE!

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Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp!

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hey that sounds like one of those old-timey car horns.  K-OOOGER!

 George, come in. I’m just going over our annual report…boy did we take it on the chin last year.

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9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 George, come in. I’m just going over our annual report…boy did we take it on the chin last year.

Check it out, George... All me, no hands!

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 George, come in. I’m just going over our annual report…boy did we take it on the chin last year.


I’m not too worried about it.


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how am I gonna fill two hours?

-hello? I can take an hour off your hands.  give the kids a chance to see a real live yankee.

and give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

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Most of the world is carpeted, George.  And one day, we will do all the cleaning...

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PUDDY: Let’s finish this up.

JERRY: Did you two break up?

PUDDY: That chick’s whacked. We’re history. I just left out a couple of things:

rust-proofing..

JERRY: "Rust-proofing"?

PUDDY:  Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder’s fee

JERRY: "Finder’s fee"? It was on the lot!

PUDDY: Yeah, that’s right.  Floor mats, keys..

JERRY: ‘Keys"?!

PUDDY: How ya gonna start it?

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