do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45673]

The washer fluid is NOT fine!

[Sleepygrad 1029]

I don’t care for that term

[Art Vandelay 1712]

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't ya?!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't ya?!

 

[PencilPusher 454]

Feels like an Arby's night........

[futureman 22452]

15 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

Feels like an Arby's night........

I had the roast beef...

[McCroskey 1504]

Not to worry, I'll tell the Maitre D it'll just be the three bulls.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

I'm speaking at a men's conference.

[futureman 22452]

may I have one of those, madam?

[McCroskey 1504]

Mr. Fields?  Hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld, the agency sent me.

[NorthLoop 14190]

Bosco

[Guest Lobo]

Plus, I gave him the names of some places he could score near the hotel...

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Bosco

Ovaltine. (AKA Roundtine)

[pokeNbeans 203]

The Mahatma?

[futureman 22452]

jerry’s got nothin, newman’s got nothin.  you’re the only one I know who’s got the good stuff and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawlin up my skin!

[NorthLoop 14190]

NOT ON MY WATCH!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

[futureman 22452]

oh elaine, the toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.  the price?  your soul. 

[Art Vandelay 1712]

That’s right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist

[Biff Tannen 45673]

My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

I'm in Burma!...you most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.

[futureman 22452]

you there, on the motorbike, sell me one of your melons!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Are you an assassin?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

That reminds me of the Haitian Voodoo rattle torture! You haven't gone over to their side, have you?

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

And if you are undead, I'll find out about that too.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Blueberry blackberry.

Blackberry boysenberry.

Boysenberry huckleberry.

Huckleberry raspberry.

Raspberry strawberry.

Strawberry cranberry.

Peach.

[Guest Lobo]

You're an errand boy.  Sent by grocery clerks...to collect on a bill.  

Charlie don't surf!  (wait, wrong show).

[NOMAAA 1696]

Karma Kramer?

[futureman 22452]

well, you’re the only white poet-warlord in the neighborhood. 

[Guest Lobo]

I think I can still get on the last fan-boat outta here...

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

51 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think I can still get on the last fan-boat outta here...

I'd be happy to Elaine but I will have to see this hat.

[honolulu horn 6158]

A wise man once taught me the healing power of the body's natural pressure points. He sells t-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

[futureman 22452]

this hat just bottles in the heat, I don’t even need a coat. it’s unbelievable!

-I don’t believe it. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

Doesn't it give you any joy to see your friend enter into this holiest of unions?

No, no, no it doesn't. No joy no joy whatsoever. Just the whole think makes me . . sick ......

You know, Elaine, very often we cannot see the forest for the trees.

Yeah, I don't know what that means......

[McCroskey 1504]

Come on.  A ponytail?  Get real.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

On 6/1/2018 at 5:07 PM, honolulu horn said:

A wise man once taught me the healing power of the body's natural pressure points. He sells t-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

Bob Sacamano?

[Guest Lobo]

He sells fake fur hats down at Battery Park.  $40.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

He sells fake fur Russian hats down at Battery Park.  $40.

Is it sable?

No, but the difference is negligible.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is it sable?

No, but the difference is negligible.  

Oh yea, I like this idea.

[pokeNbeans 203]

What kind of name is Todd Gack anyway?

[4th&Five 41525]

I think it's Dutch.

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

Well, duh. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

In mid air, mind you...

[NOMAAA 1696]

Another win for Milos!!

Edited June 6, 2018 by NOMAAA

[NOMAAA 1696]

Well I have a picture. Imgur isn’t letting me do it. F-

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Hey Patty. Look at this guy. He's awful!

 

 

 

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.

[futureman 22452]

11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Another win for Milos!!https://imgur.com/a/t9NRmJY

elaine, I paid $200 for this racquet because he said it’s the only one he plays with.  he could have played just as well with a log!

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Is Milos great shame