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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF is going on with the board today?

 

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Shits borked, man.


are these kramer??  haha.  what episodes are they from?

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Boy, you know, that eggplant was very good. Very good. Everybody out! I've got eggplant on my mind. Costanza! Go get me a couple calzones right now! Pronto! Move it out! Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone! He must have one! Everybody out!

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Mr Kramer, let me tell you a story. In nineteen-seventy-nine I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid, and since then that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my 'white whale'. Mr Kramer, that day was yesterday! But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll ever get that chance again!

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Do you have a decaf cuppucino?

No, I don't think we have that.

Well that's a little strange.

And why does that surprise you?

Well it's a very popular drink.

This is an office.

That's true.

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