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Helen: I'll fix you something. How about feta cheese omelet?

Kramer: Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom.


Jerry: You feed him, he'll never leave!


Helen: I don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and egg beaters?


Kramer: (pouts) I guess...

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Yes, they're important! If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, POISE COUNTS! It's just as important as the others: swimsuit, evening wear, talent, POISE!

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Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?  'Cause last week, I hit a whopper! 

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Just now, futureman said:

loved this so much. 

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

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45 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

I was in favor of naming our softball team Friends O' Clyde, but was voted down.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, it's Bette Mid-ah-lah.

Do they call your cousin, "The Shark"...cause she never lose a case?  

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you’ve given this comedy thing your best shot.  yeah you had some good observations, but it’s over.  now this bloomingdales thing, that could be the next wave. 

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 You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock

and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.

We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

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