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Well Milos, it's a risk you take when you dabble in the flesh trade. 

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Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down.


There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now!


No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down.


There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now!


No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

 

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Postmaster General: "Kramer, I've been, uh, reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door."
Kramer: "Yeah! Ha ha."
Postmaster General: "Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf."
Kramer: "I'm very, very sorry."
Postmaster General: "Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a stack of mail out at the desk that belongs to you. Now, you want that mail, don't you Mr. Kramer?"
Kramer: "Sure do!"
Postmaster General, receiving a salute from Kramer: "Now, that's better."
Kramer, seeing Newman walk into the office with a bucket on his head,
escorted by a security man: "Geez. Newman?"
Newman, whimpering: "Tell the world my story."

Cosmo Kramer confronted by the Postmaster General (Wilford Brimley)

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this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here

I just forgot to check

so if you could just spare me some....

Edited by pokeNbeans
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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.

probably my fave seinfeld quote ever.

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You did that?

yep...really didn’t take that long either 

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8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."
"That's perverse!"

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

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8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Whatever happened to Moochie?

He's dead.

 

21 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Not fast food, good food served quickly.

jerry, I lied.  I’m only the assistant manager.  

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