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That guy may be driving a minivan in North Carolina, but he ain't dead inside yet!  

"Why don't you just say the name of the movie you want to see?!?"  

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It’s wrinkled. It’s worthless. 
 

I also just checked to see if 555 FILK was available in Texas. Sadly, no. 
 

 

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I've prepared some experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.  

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Then of course with evolution the octopus lost the nostrils and took on the more familiar look that we know today. But if you look really closely you can still see a bump where the nose use to be.

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The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. See, you gotta be careful about sex now. You get that heart pumping and suddenly, BOOM!

Next thing you know you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.

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