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Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.

Yeah, it's a disturbing image.

Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.

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Obituary said he had contracted Covid-19 after failing to wash his hands.  

RIP, Reni Santoni.  Apparently he played some professional baseball at some point.  

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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

elaine, I paid $200 for this raquet because he says it’s the only one he plays with.  he could have played just as well with a log. 

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!!!

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I knew she was young(ish) on that episode...but holy shit---Ivana Milicevic..............Milos' girlfriend.  She was just 23 at the time.  Now, just 46.  Absolutely smoking hot.  And here's the kicker...she was a model (no surprise there), but got her start in showbusiness as a stand-up comic.  And fun fact, the actor that played Milos...he's from the proving ground of where every great eastern European typecast actor comes from...halfway between Brownwood and Waco....................Hamilton, Texas.  

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22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And fun fact, the actor that played Milos...he's from the proving ground of where every great eastern European typecast actor comes from...halfway between Brownwood and Waco....................Hamilton, Texas.  

holy shit!  I often take 281 between austin and dallas just to stay away from 35.  stopped at the allsup’s in hamilton many times.  if you would’ve given me a million guesses on milos’s origins I’m not sure I’d have come up with hamilton, tx. 

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I'll give you two million guesses.  But Hamilton, Texas does three things really well:

Allsup's Gas Stations, two-bit hack tennis pros, and people who claimed to be Billy the Kid.  

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Yeah, that's where he made the claim.  But he's dead and buried in Hamilton.  Where they apparently ran the DNA test.  Because, you know...that's the place you want top DNA exams taking place.  As well as where you go for tennis racquet advice.  I dunno, I just like the Seinfeld connections to Texas.  All we really ever got was the Houston Astros "dumb bastards" episode and the "El Paso?  I spent a month there one night."  

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Plus they give you those word association

tests. I love those.

JERRY: Those are great. There's no wrong answer.

GEORGE: Potato

JERRY: Tuberculosis

GEORGE: Blanket

JERRY: Leroy

GEORGE: Grass

JERRY: Tuberculosis

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I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

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7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade.

I wouldn’t have handled that well. 

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9 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Sorry, this is the Seinfeld thread. I think what you meant to say was "He knocks me outta commission, so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. Well, I'll show you who's number one."

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24 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

Oh man, I’m on the wrong floor again. 

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Who knew that Steinbrenner was inventing the first standing desks and the first learning pods?  

Whenever I pull out my iPhone 7 (old school) in person at our socially distant office, my buddy likes to say, "Well, I'm sure things will pick up for you soon..."  

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Scheming.  Hatching.  

(confession----I always want to use that line, but I can never remember it, but it's something like, "They're up to something.  Of that, you can be sure."  )

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16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Scheming.  Hatching.  

(confession----I always want to use that line, but I can never remember it, but it's something like, "They're up to something.  Of that, you can be sure."  )

plans... schemes.  she, uh, she keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends, you know, “THE GANG” as she likes to call them, hahaha...

 

I've recited that so many times.  just george at his absolute worst (or best?).

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