do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Well Milos, it's a risk you take when you dabble in the flesh trade. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

You know who’s a man? Charlie here, he’s a man. Me. I’m a man. 

[Guest Lobo]

Hey, what happened with my horse?  

[PencilPusher 454]

STAN: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup.

KRAMER: What do you mean?

STAN: Have her try on the bra, see if it fits.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Rugged?  The man's a goblin.

[4th&Five 41525]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Hey, what happened with my horse?  

He had to be shot.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Sweet fancy Moses

[NOMAAA 1696]

oh moses smell the roses.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down.

There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now!

No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

[PantsTent 2002]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down.

There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now!

No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

 

[PencilPusher 454]

Postmaster General: "Kramer, I've been, uh, reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door."
Kramer: "Yeah! Ha ha."
Postmaster General: "Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf."
Kramer: "I'm very, very sorry."
Postmaster General: "Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a stack of mail out at the desk that belongs to you. Now, you want that mail, don't you Mr. Kramer?"
Kramer: "Sure do!"
Postmaster General, receiving a salute from Kramer: "Now, that's better."
Kramer, seeing Newman walk into the office with a bucket on his head,
escorted by a security man: "Geez. Newman?"
Newman, whimpering: "Tell the world my story."

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Yankee Bean.  Yankee Bean.  I like my Yankeeee beeeeean.

[pokeNbeans 203]

this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here

I just forgot to check

so if you could just spare me some....

Edited June 13, 2018 by pokeNbeans

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

This guy. This is not my kind of guy

[Biff Tannen 45673]

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.

[PencilPusher 454]

I'm sorry,  I don't have a square to spare.......

[4th&Five 41525]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.

probably my fave seinfeld quote ever.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I think Frank's quotes are always the best.

[Eskimohorn 5633]

I think Frank's quotes are always the best.

Elaine’s dad. Frank was a cook in the Korean War.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

Elaine’s dad. Frank was a cook in the Korean War.

 

Understood. Still think Franks' quotes are the best.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Helllllooooooooooo!  La la la!

[NorthLoop 14190]

Hellllooooo! I just got hit with a giant ball of oiiilllllll!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Hellllooooo! I just got hit with a giant ball of oiiilllllll!

Are we still doing the voice?

[NorthLoop 14190]

I'm so glad it's back

[McCroskey 1504]

You kept making all the stops???


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[NorthLoop 14190]

Well people kept ringing the bell

[McCroskey 1504]

Where do you think you’re going, Cracker Jack?


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[futureman 22452]

a four-pound can of black olives.  that’s a staple?

-lindsay olives, jerry. 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

You're Batman!

Yeah, yeah, I AM Batman.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Ahoy, Mr. Eldridge!

[futureman 22452]

have you seen the new addition to the guggenheim?

[Guest Lobo]

You did that?

yep...really didn’t take that long either 

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I think Frank's quotes are always the best.

"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."
"That's perverse!"

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Whatever happened to Moochie?

He's dead.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Not fast food, good food served quickly.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Who buys an umbrella anyway? Y..you get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."
"That's perverse!"

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

[futureman 22452]

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Whatever happened to Moochie?

He's dead.

 

21 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Not fast food, good food served quickly.

jerry, I lied.  I’m only the assistant manager.  

[pokeNbeans 203]

High five!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

jerry, I lied.  I’m only the assistant manager.  

That's not gonna be good for business.

[PencilPusher 454]

That's not going to be good for anyone......

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

By the way...Happy June 14th to all of our Seinfeld followers. 

Never forget what happened on June 14th, 1987

[futureman 22452]

does neil like to eat a big breakfast?

[Amos Moses 795]

Nice game, pretty boy.

[McCroskey 1504]

Nice game, pretty boy.

It WAS McDowell.


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[4th&Five 41525]

Jerry on Between Two Ferns:

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Jerry Seinfeld & Cardi B from Zach Galifianakis

 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Just me?  No dudes or fellers?

[Art Vandelay 1712]

I think we've found a real life George Costanza in the making. 

 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

I've slept in really hot rooms and I WANTED to kill myself.

[pokeNbeans 203]

She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody.
Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!